I don't understand tan mom. She's a disgusting piece of shit that tried to tan her way too young daughter and now she's at least on some level of F list celebrity? I mean, that is tan mom right? Could I go out and fuck a cat and endanger a child and make money more than my shitty go-nowhere 9-5? I hate the world so much. At least fuckin Virgil wrestling superstar was on TV and shit. This chick is worthy of paid public appearances simply because she almost fried her daughter's skin off? I FUCKING hate the world so much. Realizing this tan mom shit is coming way to soon after seeing a commercial for a show called "Vanilla Ice Goes Amish". Google it. It's real and it's happening.