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#301408 - 08/18/09 07:38 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Nugent Sex Slave Trader Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 1326 Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA	Bornyo, sorry bout the hand. Feel better. I made pulled pork with onions. Cooked this stuff in a dutch oven for like 3 hours. It will make your fucking face fall off. Swear to God. Attachments 432411-DSCN5639.jpg (2 downloads) _________________________ If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend
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#301409 - 08/18/09 07:52 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	How did you cook the pork? I didn't think you could pull pork until it had been cooked?
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#301410 - 08/18/09 07:55 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Nugget... That looks good. B.. that's a dangerous question here. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#301411 - 08/18/09 07:58 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	I think he cooked the pork in the dutch oven for three hours then pulled it and sauteed it in the frying pan in the picture with the onions. I hope those onions were Vidalias. What cut? What did you add?
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#301412 - 08/18/09 08:52 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Nugent Sex Slave Trader Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 1326 Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA	Quote: I think he cooked the pork in the dutch oven for three hours then pulled it and sauteed it in the frying pan in the picture with the onions. I hope those onions were Vidalias. What cut? What did you add? Shoulder blade cut. 1/2 cup Water, sprinkle salt/pepper; Stick the D.O. in the oven @ 350. Cook for 2 hours. Pour a heaping amount of KC Masterpiece BBQ Sauce on meat, then dump the just sauteed Yellow onions on top. Cook for another hour. SO damn easy. Enough for PLENTY of sandwiches all week long..! _________________________ If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend
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#301413 - 08/19/09 06:08 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Damn B, that shit looks uncomfortable. I hope it heals quickly for you. _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#301414 - 08/21/09 09:30 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	s/b in "What are Tonight's Cooking Injuries." If I recall my "Hell's Kitchen" season sneak preview correctly, someone on the Blue team has yet to get a severe mandolin injury.... Used my Oxo mandolin this week to do two kinds of kimchi (cucumber and daikon) to accompany beef bugogi for Korean tacos* and plan on using it this weekend for Tillamook cheddar scalloped potatoes. -have officially given up on the julienne setting; will stick with the slice setting and stack and knife-cut if I need julienne. -the next big thing: http://www.gourmet.com/food/2009/05/korean-tacos **-there is no third footnote. _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#301415 - 08/22/09 12:35 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	we had breakfast at IHOP this morning, I had baby buttermilk pancakes and a side of scrambled egg whites w/mushroom and a large glass of Ice water w/lime. Very good and fulling.
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#301416 - 08/22/09 12:42 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Bornyo, sorry bout the hand. Feel better. I made pulled pork with onions. Cooked this stuff in a dutch oven for like 3 hours. It will make your fucking face fall off. Swear to God. Jesus took a dump?
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#301417 - 08/22/09 12:44 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	NOOO Panzer, what you post and eat is total shit and cheap quality, Handful cooks from scratch and that latest pulled pork/onions hs made my mouth water. It looks fab.
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#301418 - 08/22/09 01:34 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Bluecipher Porn Jesus Registered: 06/09/03 Posts: 5097 Loc:	Gunker are the Szechuan peppercorns white pepper? _________________________ ------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
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#301419 - 08/22/09 08:03 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: NOOO Panzer, what you post and eat is total shit and cheap quality, Handful cooks from scratch and that latest pulled pork/onions hs made my mouth water. It looks fab. yeye...those onions makes me want to throw up. So huge, couldnt he just use a EuroChopper or SlapChopper?
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#301420 - 08/22/09 08:20 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Quote: Gunker are the Szechuan peppercorns white pepper? No, it's not even a pepper... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sichuan_peppercorn "Sichuan pepper has a unique aroma and flavour that is not hot or pungent like black or white pepper, or chili peppers, but has slight lemony overtones and creates a tingly numbness in the mouth (caused by its 3% of hydroxy-alpha-sanshool) that sets the stage for these hot spices. Recipes often suggest lightly toasting and then crushing the tiny seedpods before adding them to food. Only the husks are used; the shiny black seeds are discarded or ignored as they have a very gritty sand-like texture. It is generally added at the last moment. Star anise and ginger are often used with it and it figures prominently in spicy Sichuan cuisine. It has an alkaline pH and a numbing effect on the lips when eaten in larger doses. Ma la (Chinese: 麻辣; pinyin: málà; literally "numbing and spicy"), a flavor common in Sichuan cooking, is a combination of Sichuan pepper and chili pepper." _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#301421 - 08/22/09 08:22 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Quote: Quote: Bornyo, sorry bout the hand. Feel better. I made pulled pork with onions. Cooked this stuff in a dutch oven for like 3 hours. It will make your fucking face fall off. Swear to God. Jesus took a dump? It's funny that Panzer would critique the aesthetics of a particular food item. Or is that ironic??? _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#301422 - 08/22/09 09:25 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Nugent Sex Slave Trader Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 1326 Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA	Double Turkey Avocado burger w/ coleslaw, jalapeno cheese, tomato, onions, mustard, and A-1 sauce baby. Grilled wheat buns. Sun chips, and Hefeweizen. Attachments 433491-turkey-burger.jpg (2 downloads) _________________________ If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend
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#301423 - 08/22/09 10:10 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Ironic... _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#301424 - 08/22/09 10:42 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Make some beefaroni and post a photo of it. Beefaroni - the San Francisco treat.
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#301425 - 08/23/09 12:26 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	First day at Woodtock: CCR plays perfect songs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsDHVzxC6zc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT_r6WTmgJI&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4eV1QFR6HQ&feature=related _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#301426 - 08/24/09 02:05 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Scalloped Potatoes with Tillamook Cheddar and Chives: Attachments 433701-3.jpg (2 downloads) _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#301427 - 08/24/09 06:37 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	Damn that looks like my leg before surgery ! _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#301428 - 08/27/09 08:41 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: I cooked a low-country boil over the weekend. While draining off the water afterward, the steam did this to my hand. BULLSHIT!. Tough guy here burned his hand rubbing one out. HARD. You know, after the wife went to bed, but just before firing up his keyboard skills. PS. LoL!!! @ teh wedding band? (It is? Right? You should have our AIM SN's inscrptd on the inside. In honor of your beat-off battle scar.) _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#301429 - 08/27/09 08:58 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
farewell and adieu Internet Tough Guy Registered: 01/26/09 Posts: 898	Quote: Damn that looks like my leg before surgery ! hahahahaha good to see you bdm! by the way hope things are getting better for you... _________________________
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#301430 - 09/05/09 04:38 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7599 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	Turkey breast with butternut squash salad and some spicy eggplant and broccoli on the side.... _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#301431 - 09/05/09 07:05 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
farewell and adieu Internet Tough Guy Registered: 01/26/09 Posts: 898	Weird. I made a butternut squash bisque (I guess that's what you would call it) last night, and I am making grilled eggplant tonight. _________________________
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#301432 - 09/27/09 04:53 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Nugent Sex Slave Trader Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 1326 Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA	lasagna, from last night: Attachments 441747-DSC09677-small.jpg (4 downloads) _________________________ If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend
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#301433 - 09/27/09 05:00 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Nugent Sex Slave Trader Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 1326 Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA	One more shot. That stuff did the job today too. Goddamm I'm good... Attachments 441751-DSC09704crop.jpg (3 downloads) _________________________ If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend
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#301434 - 02/13/10 09:24 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Last weekend tried Cook's Illustrated's" "Spaghetti with Meatballs." FANTASTIC!!! http://www.bigoven.com/71943-Cooks-Illustrated-Meat-Balls-and-Spaghetti-recipe.html Attachments 470445-20100206Classic Spaghetti and Meatballs.jpg (2 downloads) _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#301435 - 02/13/10 09:29 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	And then the meatballs were mashed into, and broken up within the spaghetti along with the freshly-grated Parmesan... _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#301436 - 02/13/10 09:54 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Last weekend tried Cook's Illustrated's" "Spaghetti with Meatballs." FANTASTIC!!! http://www.bigoven.com/71943-Cooks-Illustrated-Meat-Balls-and-Spaghetti-recipe.html Looks like someone took a dump? Where are the Bam Beanos?
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#301437 - 02/13/10 10:03 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Since there aren't any mashed-up hot dog pieces, Panzer, I'm not sure why you're responding... _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#301438 - 02/13/10 10:24 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: Since there aren't any mashed-up hot dog pieces, Panzer, I'm not sure why you're responding... He's responding because he's a lonely retard that's suppressing memories of molestation. Food and coupons are his retreat from the inner conflicts he suffers and your meatballs apparently struck a nerve. It was the meatballs, right Tranzy?. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#301439 - 02/13/10 10:38 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Will double-batch the recipe, bake two batches of No-Knead Bread, and purchase a half- pound of smoked provelene to make THE BEST SANDWICHES EVER!!! _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#301440 - 02/14/10 07:57 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Giving Rick Bayless' "Mexican Everyday" a 3-day weekend run. Yesterday: Arroz Blanco and Caldo de Mariscos (with clams and barramundi). Today: Frijoles Charros Rapidos, Salsa de Tomate Verde Asado, and Tacos de Pollo al Chile Poblano. _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#301441 - 02/15/10 06:39 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Vice Admiral Human Garbage Registered: 09/18/08 Posts: 1574 Loc: DIEGO!	That No-Knead Bread recipe is the best evar. I think even Panzer could make some delicious home-made bread if, like a four year-old, he could be trusted to simply follow the directions.
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#301442 - 02/18/10 07:54 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Fenris Bukkake Boy Registered: 04/15/08 Posts: 741 Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...	Made a steakhouse salad for dinner tonight. Two wedges of iceberg lettuce buried under chives, pecans, boiled egg (chopped), fresh blue cheese (crumbled), Cherry tomatoes (Halved) and covered with blue cheese dressing and real balsamic vinegar... ie NOT the kind with the caramel coloring. Fucking superb. I think I could get Gia to eat this. _________________________ 'She looks like Brock Lesnar.' - The Tatty Patty.
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#301443 - 02/18/10 10:34 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: I cooked a low-country boil over the weekend. While draining off the water afterward, the steam did this to my hand. Anyone care for a roasted Bornyon Helper?: Now with new Flavor!: Golden Wedding Band N' Middle Finger Boils
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#301444 - 02/18/10 11:06 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Cum Stains Gay For Pay Registered: 01/26/06 Posts: 1058 Loc: Keen for Peen	^^^ Looks like one of sasha grey's tricks after giving her the extra $100 for the fisting special. _________________________ Even though Brian Pumper sometimes tries to act like he is hardcore thug-rapper, I can tell that underneath he is a considerate, respectful guy. -tritone
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#301445 - 02/19/10 10:42 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Quote: That No-Knead Bread recipe is the best evar. I think even Panzer could make some delicious home-made bread if, like a four year-old, he could be trusted to simply follow the directions. It would be an interesting test, but Panzer would fail because: 1) does not own any cookware as suggested by the recipe, therefore would use a 1 quart aluminum saucepan that he found in a dumpster and 2) would grow impatient with the 12-24 rest time. Therefore, he would create the world's largest burnt "muffin", set off his parents' basement alarm, and once again, be paddled by his still-fuckable mother (who after all, is only 18 years older than Panzer and still hopes for a dues ex machina to free herself from both Panzie and the gay-pederast step-father to start life anew). Perhaps it will be a "basement fire"?!?!? _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#301446 - 02/20/10 05:35 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Anonymous Unregistered	18? You're getting polite in your old age.
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#301447 - 02/22/10 07:11 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	I bought some locally-grown garlic from my friend's farm yesterday. You can smell it right through the bulb, unlike the shit from China that's everywhere. I mixed up a basic wing sauce, then threw 2 cloves and some minced ginger and molasses amd put it on a rack of beef ribs, drinking a beer and watching the first real snowfall of the winter. Gotta love the change in climate; yesterday afternoon I was barbecuing burgers with my neighbours in a sweatshirt. Today I've shovelled three times since 2pm. _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#301448 - 02/22/10 08:02 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Cum Stains Gay For Pay Registered: 01/26/06 Posts: 1058 Loc: Keen for Peen	I am making steaks and salad for my roommate and I. Trying to get him to eat it rare is a chore. _________________________ Even though Brian Pumper sometimes tries to act like he is hardcore thug-rapper, I can tell that underneath he is a considerate, respectful guy. -tritone
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#301449 - 02/22/10 08:04 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
††† Pervert Registered: 11/01/09 Posts: 2141	Quote: I am making steaks and salad for my roommate and I. Trying to get him to eat it rare is a chore. Your roommate should stab your eyes out with the next pair of scissors you fucking faggot.
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#301450 - 02/22/10 08:05 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Cum Stains Gay For Pay Registered: 01/26/06 Posts: 1058 Loc: Keen for Peen	He's a faggot, too. Imagine that! _________________________ Even though Brian Pumper sometimes tries to act like he is hardcore thug-rapper, I can tell that underneath he is a considerate, respectful guy. -tritone
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#301451 - 02/22/10 08:13 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
††† Pervert Registered: 11/01/09 Posts: 2141	Quote: He's a faggot, too. Imagine that! ...at least he doesn't post BS here, you fucking zipperhead.
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#301452 - 02/22/10 08:18 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Cum Stains Gay For Pay Registered: 01/26/06 Posts: 1058 Loc: Keen for Peen	zipperhead? i'm english and german. _________________________ Even though Brian Pumper sometimes tries to act like he is hardcore thug-rapper, I can tell that underneath he is a considerate, respectful guy. -tritone
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#301453 - 02/22/10 08:20 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
††† Pervert Registered: 11/01/09 Posts: 2141	Quote: zipperhead? i'm english and german. Q.E.D. I'm Jewish and Black btw.
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#301454 - 02/22/10 08:22 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Cum Stains Gay For Pay Registered: 01/26/06 Posts: 1058 Loc: Keen for Peen	i'm sorry to hear that. _________________________ Even though Brian Pumper sometimes tries to act like he is hardcore thug-rapper, I can tell that underneath he is a considerate, respectful guy. -tritone
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#301455 - 02/22/10 08:27 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
††† Pervert Registered: 11/01/09 Posts: 2141	Quote: i'm sorry to hear that. and I'm sorry to read only negative things from an unhappy failed barber here every day. <ClickY> Attachments 472065-cap.png (5 downloads)
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#301456 - 02/22/10 08:36 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Cum Stains Gay For Pay Registered: 01/26/06 Posts: 1058 Loc: Keen for Peen	um, yeah bitch thank the lord i'm not working at a barbershop anymore, i do hair for tv and print. _________________________ Even though Brian Pumper sometimes tries to act like he is hardcore thug-rapper, I can tell that underneath he is a considerate, respectful guy. -tritone
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#301457 - 02/22/10 08:43 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
††† Pervert Registered: 11/01/09 Posts: 2141	cool, cool, CS... don't choke on your "steak" tonight.
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