"You the douche!"
"Naw dawg, YOU the douce!"
"Haha don't be sellin' that game, YOU the douche"
"You too kind, but for realz, you THE douche"
"Read your own hat homie, You the SUPREME douche"
"AWWWWWW SHIT!"
**douche-powered fist bumps all around**

Well, at least the cam-whoring afforded me this bath towel that I was able to wear"

Like cool rain crashing into hot asphalt, the thoughts hit poor Howard's head like a rollercoaster screaming into the final loop. High school. College. The bar scene. Online dating. With an exhausting internal sigh, "this is it" he thought. "This is the apex of my romantic efforts". He looked at the floor and dragged his feet back to his hotel room to meet up with his old friends, the ones he could trust. Mr. Oven Bag. Mr. Bungie Cord. Mr. Plastic Tubing. Mr. Surgical mask. And last but certainly not least, Mr. Helium Tank.

^excellent... wheres jerky with the reciprocating qotd reach around?. honest cage question...no hate there.



i'd like to hate on him but in th^t pic jules is a microbial organism... a humble worm eclipsed by the promethean vegas lounge lizard douche lord to his right.

anyone have any idea who that is?.

No one bought me a ticket and transportation to get there.

I never thought Luis Guzman would stoop so low.....

Is that Ms. Lubben signing?

How many bankrupt symbols are on that wheel?

I don't know who the other dude is with Jules, but since Jules is about 5'0, 90lbs, and has 3" of height added for the hat, then the other guy must be 5'3.

I don't think they would let a little kid in the show, so there must have been a dwarf chick at the booth with Ana Foxx. Her and one Hispanic whore who's name eludes me were the only people at the venue tinier than Jules.

Jules so small, he makes Mr. Pete look like a Sasquatch.

Monstar in the house!

Tan Mom????? WTF!

Oh shit its the Minion!

When did Mon become a lesbian?

I talked to Monstar for a minute.

That fucking Backdoor Teen Mom whore didn't show. Who gives a fuck about Tan Mom? If I wanna see old, decrepit, orange whores, I'da stood in the Jenna Jameson line.

I try to go with creep shots at eXXXotica, not posed ones. Here is a good pic of Jynx Maze, easily top 3 hottie in attendance.



I think that is the expression all porn whores have on their faces when they open the hotel door and realize the "Ace" booked for their next private is Ace Cartier.

Here we have Ana Foxxx another hottie and what had to be a dwarf, as I don't think they would let a 9 year old girl in the venue.



JUGGS!



Awwww, a lonely whore. How come nobody loves you? Nevermind, I don't have 3 days to waste listening.



Bitch in the mask doing the rope bondage demos was cute as hell. Here she is about to hang some leather.



No clue if this is a chick or a dude. Either way she nasty enough for Mr. Horton to finger.



Soon as he saw my press pass and realized he wouldn't be making a buck off me, he acted as if I was a ghost. So I got the REAL Ron Jeremy experience.

I'd love to finger her old ass in some cheap hotel room.

To hell with Ron Jeremy; that old coot is just a sellout and only cares about the dough [real greedy jew?]. Never gave a fuck about him and have no pity for anyone that falls for his late night infomercials, penis pills/creams or any extras inches that he'd be selling.

What personality, amazing that with your leading man charm you can only manage to land mope duty..... Lets be honest, I imagine you both probably climbed up from under the same bridge.

STFU, fake Monkey egomaniacal anorexic whore

OH SNAP!

Tory Lane looked like any middle aged broad you would find sucking down Budweisers at a BBQ.



Anyone thinking of hiring Stormy Daniels for a photo shoot should try to find a tuna who charges per pic for photoshopping and not per hour.



Misty Stone was looking good, but given the chance, I'd prefer to taste the dark chocolate of Anna Foxxx.



Mr. Horton, is $28 a deal on a rubber fist or did you get yours cheaper?

^No deal, when you got 2x of them by default.

How much were the tickets?

Do Jenna and Miley Cyrus have the same agent? Or at least the same fashion designer and hairstylists?

No clue. Chicks were $20 all weekend. I think regular admission was 35-40 and VIP maybe 60. I'm sure if you click the link in my sig you can find out. If you think I put that there for free then you underestimate my Jew skillz and connections.

Interested parties can feel free to contact me via PM with an offer for advertising. Your ad will display in almost 9 k instances on this site. I'd much rather work on a cash basis rather than spec with affiliate links. Maybe a 30 day ad inexchange for a 30 day membership to your site. You better have HD video if you come at me with an offer like that. Those offering content w/ barely legals, crying, anal and/or spanking will go to the head of the line.

There's gotta' be a good joke in there somewhere about Ron Jeremy's NIN shirt and green crocs.

Panzer is unhappy because this event happened while he was busy rationing his rubles for pizza slices and Glade air fresheners for his grandparents' Soviet apartment. He now knows he could have hired this Tri-nig shemale for an hour of anus-sniffing, enemas, and similar Tranzeresque shenanigans.

Good idea.

I think its illegal to have different prices on the terms of gender. FTC may be interested in their prices.

Too dude for me. I'm not into dudes in the skirts.

Faces of Meth

Looks like someone caught a Lot Lizard and wanted to display it like it was a carnival sideshow.

+1 ^

I don't understand tan mom. She's a disgusting piece of shit that tried to tan her way too young daughter and now she's at least on some level of F list celebrity? I mean, that is tan mom right? Could I go out and fuck a cat and endanger a child and make money more than my shitty go-nowhere 9-5? I hate the world so much. At least fuckin Virgil wrestling superstar was on TV and shit. This chick is worthy of paid public appearances simply because she almost fried her daughter's skin off? I FUCKING hate the world so much. Realizing this tan mom shit is coming way to soon after seeing a commercial for a show called "Vanilla Ice Goes Amish". Google it. It's real and it's happening.

Man does anyone here watch pawn stars? Because Tory, in that picture, looks just like the bookworm girl on that show. Rebecca I think is her name. They could be fucking sisters.



Gotta say, for the miles that girl has on her she's worn well...

How long has she been kicking around? Still looks good.

you do know that's jessica drake

So yer sayin it is a chick? I don't know if I buy that.

Good god, really? She use to be one of my favorites....that's sad man, really sad.

Jeez, where are the days when Jenna's booth in Vegas was big enough to park Tranzer's enema train, and these roidhead security guards wandered around with shirts on that said "Club Jenna Security -- Touch Her and Die." I guess Tito was too busy taking care of the kids to help out.

The girl in the cage is not Jessica drake. Look at her nose. She just doesn't look like her, and I saw Jessica in real life only a month ago.

The broad in the cage was big and cross eyed. She reminded me of Alice the Goon.

Looks like the love child of George Clinton and Lawrence Taylor.

Nine Inch Nails? More like Nine Daily Meals.

I was waiting for you to show up and make good. Motherfucker's like a cicada with a sense of humor.

skank alert!

that shot competes with sunny lanes smile for the title of most retarded in porn....

A few months ago she posted on Twitter a closeup selfie taken in bright sunlight and with minimal makeup. It was almost horrifying.

In fairness to Sunny, look where she was. She had to go retarded to fit in.