Your great grandma was the first to discover your mom’s secret profession (she saw me on a VHS tape at her friend's house), and she quickly informed your grandma and uncles.

Your Uncle Keith was in a bad motorcycle accident and broke his neck, and his two young sons came into my care.

Son, I hope this article helps you understand and prevents you from clicking on my XXX video links.

So a few questions:
1 Why was Aurora's Grandma and her friend watching porn?
2 Why did "Uncle Keith" appoint Aurora executor of his affairs when he became incapacitated?
I agree wholeheartedly wouldn't bother clicking on your video links either. Aurora was always a second tier performer, her stuff just is not that good and she is no where near being hot. This is the only thing that makes sense in the whole letter.