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#373116 - 11/17/08 12:03 AM Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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SHE IS HALF MY AGE #6. Proof that the line "Is your father a baker? Cuz he sure makes nice buns!" still works on this generation.



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#373117 - 11/17/08 03:01 AM Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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This is a great thread.

For gynecological students.
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#373118 - 11/17/08 03:36 AM Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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AND for men who like to smell and lick women's pussies and assholes (but not necessarily in that order). It's Mother Nature's perfume.

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#373119 - 11/17/08 05:27 PM Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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One of my favorite back doors from the past !!!!

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#373120 - 11/17/08 07:16 PM Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Porsha Lynn??

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#373121 - 11/17/08 07:24 PM Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Quote:

AND for men who like to smell and lick women's pussies and assholes (but not necessarily in that order). It's Mother Nature's perfume.






I don't even wanna know what that smelled like.

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#373122 - 11/17/08 07:30 PM Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Satisfaction, my friend. Pure, unadulterated satisfaction.

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#373123 - 11/17/08 08:28 PM Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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She looks like she was gonna drop an eggplant outta that thing, and someone failed shoving it back in.
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#373124 - 11/18/08 12:32 AM Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Well, there are quite a few eggs planted up there if you must know.

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#373125 - 11/18/08 12:40 AM Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Very scary indeed.
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#373126 - 11/18/08 01:42 AM Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Seeing starfish? Feeling hypnotized by baited bungholes? Take a load off....right on Bella Blue's porcelein-smooth feet. Then watch her enjoy her lunch. Now her tummy is a sticky honeypot. Ironic or funny? You decide.




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#373127 - 11/18/08 04:53 AM Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Quote:







Very scary indeed.




LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! I'm laughing too fucking hard to write anything more than this....!!!!! BAWWAHHAAAAAWWWW!!!!!!!!

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#373128 - 11/18/08 05:07 AM Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Quote:

Porsha Lynn??




Nope Barbii only 37 titles but she was sweeeeeet !
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#373129 - 11/18/08 05:13 AM Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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One of my current favorite starfish ! Hillary Scott
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#373130 - 11/18/08 05:34 AM Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Fabulous older honeypot with extra large handle [image]http://[/image]
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#373131 - 11/18/08 07:28 AM Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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#373132 - 11/18/08 02:09 PM Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Nice'un B ! ^
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#373133 - 11/18/08 02:23 PM Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Gwyneth from Met Art....I may not know art but I know a beautiful asshole when I see it !!!
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#373134 - 11/18/08 04:56 PM Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife???
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Quote:

Fabulous older honeypot with extra large handle [image]http://[/image]



Doesnt this chick look like Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife???

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#373135 - 11/18/08 06:26 PM Re: Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife???
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"This chick" is Vanessa Del Rio ! Damn !
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#373136 - 11/19/08 06:39 AM Re: Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife???
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Vanessa Lane
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#373137 - 11/19/08 07:20 AM Re: Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife???
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ULC [unidentified latin chick]



Zafira's beads


I'm speechless


Kristina Rose


Lexi Lynn



Asian starfish


More Asian yumminess


Smooth Russian


Prominent Russian starfish



Helena - French ass
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#373138 - 11/19/08 10:41 AM Starfish and Honeypots
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Veronica, 18. Young bung.

That anus is attached to this:



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#373139 - 11/19/08 10:48 AM Re: Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife???
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Quote:


Helena - French ass



WOW she is just ummmm

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#373140 - 11/19/08 07:45 PM Re: Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife???
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Someone named Ivette



??????



Dog !





Out and about


Cody Lane

????


kristina


Another Asian


Hmmmmmm !


Sluuuurrrrrrpppp !


Say ahhhh !



NNNnnngggggghhhhhhhh.....uhhhh !


Better !


Gape


Alison Angel - nice


Had to have one of Andie Valentinos starfish and lippy honeypot








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#373141 - 11/19/08 09:19 PM Re: Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife???
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Sierra "Shovel Tongue" Snow proves that pussies are for...well, pussies. Sometimes. Like now. When you want to blow a load on her toes and watch her eat it.







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#373142 - 11/19/08 09:46 PM Re: Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife???
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Quote:

ULC [unidentified latin chick]






I think that's Layla Rivera.

Quote:

I'm speechless







I am too.
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#373143 - 11/20/08 06:48 AM Re: Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife???
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^ Yeah that even trumps Adrenalynn's asshole
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#373144 - 11/20/08 08:55 AM Re: Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife???
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Quote:

^ Yeah that even trumps Adrenalynn's asshole





Good...........God..............No.
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#373145 - 11/20/08 09:45 AM Re: Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife???
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That's proof there is no God.
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#373146 - 11/22/08 05:09 AM Re: Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife???
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Austin Blues


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#373147 - 11/22/08 03:01 PM Re: Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife???
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Darla...


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#373148 - 11/22/08 03:02 PM Re: Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife???
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Darla 2...


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#373149 - 11/22/08 03:04 PM Re: Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife???
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Darla 3...


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#373150 - 11/22/08 05:11 PM Re: Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife???
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Isabella Pacino's plundered pooper.


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#373151 - 11/22/08 06:28 PM Re: Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife???
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Clever with the close ups lately.

Thwarting new entries for BISR...

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#373152 - 11/22/08 06:29 PM Starfish and Honeypots
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Isabella Pacino farts in your general direction.

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#373153 - 11/22/08 10:50 PM Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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First....BaileyX ....what in the name of fuck are you doing ?
Second..... The one and only Kaylynn

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#373154 - 11/22/08 10:52 PM Re: Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife???
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Quote:

Isabella Pacino's plundered pooper.





Dude, what is this from ? I know it's from a dick in the ass but what video or scene ?
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#373155 - 11/22/08 10:56 PM Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Quote:

First....BaileyX ....what in the name of fuck are you doing ?
Second..... The one and only Kaylynn

[image]
http://www.ultimatebrunettes.com/mainsite/ultimatebrunettes_bigpic_kaylynn1.jpg[/image]




what do you mean...? Do you wanna know if I'm setting around in my underware... rubbing vaslene on my nipples, eating pussy, what...? More details, brutha...?

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#373156 - 11/23/08 01:33 AM Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Backdoorman: It's from Isabella Pacino's scene for www.loadmymouth.com. She did 2 updates for www.loadmymouth.com but only one has anal. She also didwww.spermcocktail.com and 2 updates forwww.covermyface.com, making her the only girl to do all 3 sites.

Isabella from www.covermyface.com


Isabella's other www.covermyface.com appearance.

Her mouthful from www.spermcocktail.com...

made her do this....

before her inner actress took over and made her do this.

Isabella from www.loadmymouth.com

Isabella, again, from www.loadmymouth.com


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#373157 - 11/24/08 03:45 PM Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Thanks Iron man !

Nikki Hunter's honeypot



Kate






Female Yeti ?


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#373158 - 11/24/08 06:23 PM Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Jordin Skye. You may try to work your way around the rules of porn, sweetheart, but there is no loophole in poophole. Spread those cheeks and show us our #1 and #2 priorities.


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#373159 - 11/24/08 06:33 PM Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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That's fucken gruesome Bi..

Looks like she has a mold problem.
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#373160 - 11/24/08 07:59 PM Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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that yeti bitch is fucking awful. i dont even know what I'd do if I unwrapped a chick and she had that furburger. Well, 1st I'd puke, then I'm not sure what I'd do.

Not fuck it. That's for sure. Blech.
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#373161 - 11/24/08 08:06 PM Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Quote:

that yeti bitch is fucking awful. i dont even know what I'd do if I unwrapped a chick and she had that furburger. Well, 1st I'd puke, then I'm not sure what I'd do.

Not fuck it. That's for sure. Blech.




Back in the day, it all was like that. Good times.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#373162 - 11/24/08 08:22 PM Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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I'm 32, and happy I didnt have to deal with all that hairy twat.

Not good times C3X, I mean Chuck.
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#373163 - 11/24/08 10:35 PM Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Cora Cummings teaches us how to do a one-man DP.
When you cannot decide which hole to take, try 'em both on for size and decide which one you like best.


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#373164 - 11/25/08 02:08 AM Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Miss Alana James. 20 years old. Virgin bunghole. I sampled the inner labia, if you will, or her butt. I realize I don't know what I am talking about but I am trying to discuss the proper term for the never-suntanned flesh that is constantly staring at the ground and/or the inner sanctum of panties. Be that as it may, I can inform all Readers that the first few inner millimeters of Alana's dirtbox are delicious. She was hesitant, yes. She jumped a bit like a skittish colt having a bridle put on its head for the very first time. And why shouldn't Alana budge a nudge? It was the first time a man 20 years her senior was probing her o-ring in the same way a pig sniffs for truffles. Sadly, no truffles were waiting for my snout so I closed the back door and went out.

Her first day in porn will be memorable not for the load that she swallowed but for the overall perviness of having a dude inspect her asshole orally. It was not covered in the model release.

Model. Release. That's what I am talking about.

I have now obtained my brown belt in Perversion. Oh Sensai of Salaciousness, let me go. Make me normal again. Prevent me from looking at tight young butts and seeing their assholes as little exhaust pipes. It's as if I want to commit sexual suicide by wrapping my wet-with-anticipation lips around that ring of fire that burns my sense of right and wrong. I am a fume-following freak teetering on the brink of shit-eating madness.

ANALINGUS IS WRONG!! I ask for the power to say that out loud each time I start to circle that circle in buzzardlike fashion. Carrion? Hardly! It's alive with lust and pinkness and velvety smoothness. Carry on!


Now, seriously, if anyone has any advice on how to kick an addiction to eating women's butts, please let me know. I am one step away from getting counselling. Please help me before I follow through on my plans of putting out JM Productions first face-sitting fetish movie.


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#373165 - 11/25/08 07:37 PM Re: Starfish and Honeypots
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Quote:

that yeti bitch is fucking awful. i dont even know what I'd do if I unwrapped a chick and she had that furburger. Well, 1st I'd puke, then I'm not sure what I'd do.


Not fuck it. That's for sure. Blech.




You haven't lived until you have pulled female pubes from between your teeth in an incense and sex filled room after a dozen beers a hit of acid and several joints. Flashback !!!!!
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