But effort nonetheless, which would be better spent on something or someone else.

But I'll play along since I am bored at it's late.....

I've always enjoyed Smelly Monkey's entire XPT "experience"....the posts, viewpoints, perspective, invective....EVERYTHING. even the shit aimed at and about me.....how can a person not.

I have repeatedly asked for a one on one meet and greet (or assasination, take your pick.) Just as I have had the balls to meet many of the people from this site over the years and take them into my confiedence and share portions of myself and my life, I want to do the same with Monkey..... I dunno why he resists or feels disinclined. Soooooo, I will make it easy for him and on him.....all he needs to do is figure a place and a timeframe (with enough flexibility so I can tavel all the way from the Northeast to So Cal.) All the many and various people from the past on this site are references so Monkey can feel safe and know I will not gun him down or otherwise molest his personage!!!!!


C'mom monks, the ball is in you court once again.....you will not be able to hate me anymore after we meet I guarantee it! you really do not hate me now, not anymore! Its just part of your identity, your spiel, and you cant figure out how to shake it off....so let me help you. I'll buy you lunch......or dinner! I'll buy you all the booze you can drink, and you can bring GUAPO along for kicks....or a designated triggermen in case, after the booze kicks in and it turns out you really do FUCKING HATE ME!!!!

Ah who the fuck knows....

Just tell me this, lay it out in the open Monkey: SPECIFY just what the fuck you really do hate about me....dont be vague, let it out! A lot of people actually want to know at this point, you've wasted a lot of time and energy instead of using your formidable and awesome talents on far more worthwhile targtes and shitheads.