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WTF R U talking about...would this B a diss making U Leanna b/c of the little convo Me & U had a few months ago when I called U stuckup & turned down meeting U...if I am Fayner that would make MONKEY Leanna Heart

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Explain...?Unless U personally know Leanna & how I JOHN GARFIELD(who works out of NYC)personally dislikes her, or U R her....I rest My case

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#1)I wish I was in Cali around all those fine ass porn whores like Fayner is &
#2)I do not wanna B a small, drug addicted little Jew, I work TOO HARD on the way I look

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$1)B/c I have a REAL JOB & do not need to depend on My cock to make Me $.....& I have an idea if U R @ the AVN awards introduce Yourself, I should B @ a booth promoting a video I should B shooting in Nov & U can C for Yourself so U can C I am just some guy from Jersey & in no way Fayner(not that I have anything against him or even know him for that matter)...U know I actually wish I knew Fayner b/c I'd talk Myself up on his website...LOL

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read Your Damn Messages & IM Me & end this useless ongoing, going nowhere thread

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don't I wish(b/c of all the hot assed chics he hangs out with) or don't U wish(b/c U 2 used to B lovers so U claim & I think I am far better looking)LOL...yet obviously U have not read enough threads or U would know that I, JOHN GARFIELD, have worked with people on this site... & We both know U R flaming Me b/c I for the 1st time in the Cage U R proven wrong, nothing personal although I may think the MonkeyCage is cool U R still a joke....

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I'm going to give John Garfield an extra special fisting:

First, I tape razor blades to my knuckles. Then I proceed to fist his anus into a bloody, oozing mess. Two days later while Garfield is sitting on the toilet his rectum falls out. He cries, shoots more roids, works out, then kills himself.

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"He cries, shoots more roids, works out, then kills himself."

If he is going to kill himself then why does he workout before doing so?. (lean back)

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Kyoto U R really funny....funny thing is, is that I'm sure U R either a shitalking teenager or a middle aged perv that would w/o a shodow of a doubt piss Yourself if U ever offeneded Me in My presence U little bitch...@least in My avatar I do not hide & U can C what I truly look like while U R some little bitch hiding behind a comp screen w/a picture of Carey U loser...LOL

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Monkey U saying I'm Fayner & Cleetus saying I throw cantalopes & all that stuff is joking & all in good fun I understand ...but telling Me U R gonna fist Me w/razor blades from behind a computer(when I did nothing to U) is not a laughing matter & Kyoto whoever U R(if U R truly in the industry & not just a fan)We will eventually cross paths...U know Me & what I look like, just introduce Yourself...b/c I have UNFATHOMABLE amount of pain to inflict upon U

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Monkey U saying I'm Fayner & Cleetus saying I throw cantalopes & all that stuff is joking & all in good fun I understand ...but telling Me U R gonna fist Me w/razor blades from behind a computer(when I did nothing to U) is not a laughing matter & Kyoto whoever U R(if U R truly in the industry & not just a fan)We will eventually cross paths...U know Me & what I look like, just introduce Yourself...b/c I have UNFATHOMABLE amount of pain to inflict upon U

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Impotence...that is Y I have been in like 20 films already(my god R U a retard)away...I will no olnger respond to U b/c like I said U R some little kid or an old pervert that wishes he could pull half the chics I have turned down, I'll leave U with one word.....ENVY(U wish U were ME) best of luck being a hater...PEACE

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What about Smelly Monkey's cousin, she is super hot- ever work with her

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who is this John Garfield doofus and why is he here? And here I was thinking that I'm annoying. From New Jersey no less, I must say that this dude blows the big one.

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who is this John Garfield doofus and why is he here? And here I was thinking that I'm annoying. From New Jersey no less, I must say that this dude blows the big one.

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Monkey as much as I say I think U R funny, remember this thread was started b/c U thought I was that little drug addicted putz....now FAYNER I actually liked Your column & said U have the good life & nothing bad about U till now..if U wanna talk shit about Me OK NP...Your column makes U look like U hate Yourself enough...I need not say more, just bite the bullet U know U want to

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Kyoto U R really funny....funny thing is, is that I'm sure U R either a shitalking teenager or a middle aged perv that would w/o a shodow of a doubt piss Yourself if U ever offeneded Me in My presence U little bitch

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WTF R U talking about...would this B a diss making U Leanna b/c of the little convo Me & U(Leanna)had a few months ago when I called U stuckup & turned down meeting U...if I am Fayner that would make U, MONKEY, truly that cunt Leanna Heart

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No, you need to get the fucking bat out of your ass and quit taking offense to everything. Nobody gets their fucking asses kissed around here.

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What a fuck.

Why the edit now? Did I hurt your feelings? Aww, I'm so sorry, NOT!!!

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Well 1st off lantern U should thank Me for the plug, if U R her PR person b/c she has been in the biz for 8yrs & half of this board(that R regular porn viewers)did not even know who the hell she was....& as I have said B4 this is just a hobby for Me(I have a REGULAR JOB)in terms of stopping Me from getting work b/c of Me refusing to meet her...PLEASE what do U control the industry...LMFAO

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No, just keep posting shit like this . . . Otherwise, I just break out the phone and call her on her cell since I have her #. EXCELLENT!! .

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A buddy told me this place was very pro-LeeAnna (unlike ADT or RAME) so I wanted to jump in quickly to pass the word that I'm friends with Ms. Heart and have the inside info when she's featuring and/or shooting stuff.

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Well 1st off lantern U should thank Me for the plug, if U R her PR person b/c she has been in the biz for 8yrs & half of this board(that R regular porn viewers)did not even know who the hell she was....& as I have said B4 this is just a hobby for Me(I have a REGULAR JOB)in terms of stopping Me from getting work b/c of Me refusing to meet her...PLEASE what do U control the industry...LMFAO

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No, I don't but if you had worked with her then she could tell people she knows that may be looking for new male talent for straight videos that you're reliable, safe, dependable. Besides, most guys would give their left arm to be able to "shag her rotten" as Austin Powers would say so why did you turn that chance down, bro? Seriously.

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Swami asked about the story involving Valentine and The Green Lantern. "He went to a club and tried to talk to Craig. Craig basically almost threatened to beat him up for embarrassing him. This guy ended up taking a restraining order on Craig."

Laughing, Haze said in order to take out a restraining order, you'd have to have a reason for one. "Craig has never threatened anybody," she says. "Especially since all the e-mails we've gotten from Green Lantern, we've saved every one of them where he's told us a whole bunch of crap. Basically he follows Leanna Heart around. And I guess when she decided that she didn't want him around any more, he couldn't find anything else to do but to make up her yahoo fan club group. Even Leanna's mom is, like, who gives a crap. She could care less."

Haze says Lantern lives in his onw fantasy world and lives at home with his mother. "I guess his big highlight is going out to see all the porn stars and if they don't cater to him, he freaks out and starts writing a whole bunch of crap." Swami joked about Haze fantasizing about The Lantern. "I think Peter's smoking some serious stuff," said Haze. "And he needs to lay off the drugs. But every e-mail he's sent me, he's threatened me and said he was going to do all this crap to me. I saved every one of them. I have them. He an make up anything he wants but he can't go into half the clubs in Connecticut because people are just waiting to meet him. But not in a good way.""I have a big mouth and I can speak my own," added Haze who had a few choice words to say about Leeanna Heart's supposed p.r. man The Green Lantern. Wankus brought up the feud that had been aired on adultfyi.com recently. "I love that site," said Haze. Doing a re-cap of the mirth, Wankus said The Lantern accused Haze of having a horrible feature show and accused someone working for Haze of being an asshole by not taking career advice from him.

"He can bite me, this jackass," Haze said of The Lantern. "I travel with Craig Valentine who is my husband. We just got married in August. He's my deejay and does all my stuff for me." Haze said TGL was following Craig around and telling him that he was going to give Haze free p.r., that he does p.r. for Misty Rain and Leeanna Heart. Valentine told TGL that Haze didn't need any p.r., that she has a bunch of people who do it for her. Haze said TGL wouldn't take no for an answer and insisted on meeting Haze so he could talk to her because she needed him. Valentine told him to get the hell out. "You jerk, jackass, go away."

Haze said Heart's mother runs her p.r., not TGL. ""I don't even think this girl knows she has a fan club Yahoo group that he runs." Haze said that Heart wouldn't even return his call when he went to wish her a happy birthday. "She could give a shit less." Haze also said that any info posted by TGL about her on adultfyi.com wasn't true. "He came into some money. He hinds behind this Green Lantern alias. He wouldn't even tell people who he is. I even invited him to call in here and fight with me. He won't even do that because he's a jackass."

Co-ho Katie Morgan suggested telling TGL that comic books aren't that cool anymore. "He came into all this money because someone in his family passed away. And he feels the need to try to get together with every porn star. If you reject him he flips out and starts posting crap and bullshit that's not even true." Haze said the "The Little Old Lady" show of hers which TGL took to task has won her awards. Haze said she comes out with a walker and moves around in a crowd like a little old lady looking for bingo. "If he's bored he must be jacking off in a corner somewhere."



I spoke with her [Leeanna Heart's] agent who is my agent and was told everything he says is bullshit and he bothers the girls he is obsessed with like myself leanna and misty rain..........the guy is a lonely jackass that was left money in his family and uses this as a means of telling girls he thinks don't know better that he can manage them and get them press.....please [Green Lantern] get a life before you get some press.....plus it helps if you know what the fuck your talking about and whom you really know before you shoot your mouth off.Wayne writes:

Actually, Summer Haze is a sweetheart and I've never had a problem with her at all. She's always pleasant and appreciative of press and promo. I'm guessing you met a "look at me, I work for a porn star" cocky idiot she hired, who probably spoke way out of line while representing her. Five bucks says that when Summer reads this, that dude is in hot water with her

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Swami asked about the story involving Valentine and The Green Lantern. "He went to a club and tried to talk to Craig. Craig basically almost threatened to beat him up for embarrassing him. This guy ended up taking a restraining order on Craig."

Laughing, Haze said in order to take out a restraining order, you'd have to have a reason for one. "Craig has never threatened anybody," she says. "Especially since all the e-mails we've gotten from Green Lantern, we've saved every one of them where he's told us a whole bunch of crap. Basically he follows Leanna Heart around. And I guess when she decided that she didn't want him around any more, he couldn't find anything else to do but to make up her yahoo fan club group. Even Leanna's mom is, like, who gives a crap. She could care less."

Haze says Lantern lives in his onw fantasy world and lives at home with his mother. "I guess his big highlight is going out to see all the porn stars and if they don't cater to him, he freaks out and starts writing a whole bunch of crap." Swami joked about Haze fantasizing about The Lantern. "I think Peter's smoking some serious stuff," said Haze. "And he needs to lay off the drugs. But every e-mail he's sent me, he's threatened me and said he was going to do all this crap to me. I saved every one of them. I have them. He an make up anything he wants but he can't go into half the clubs in Connecticut because people are just waiting to meet him. But not in a good way.""I have a big mouth and I can speak my own," added Haze who had a few choice words to say about Leeanna Heart's supposed p.r. man The Green Lantern. Wankus brought up the feud that had been aired on adultfyi.com recently. "I love that site," said Haze. Doing a re-cap of the mirth, Wankus said The Lantern accused Haze of having a horrible feature show and accused someone working for Haze of being an asshole by not taking career advice from him.

"He can bite me, this jackass," Haze said of The Lantern. "I travel with Craig Valentine who is my husband. We just got married in August. He's my deejay and does all my stuff for me." Haze said TGL was following Craig around and telling him that he was going to give Haze free p.r., that he does p.r. for Misty Rain and Leeanna Heart. Valentine told TGL that Haze didn't need any p.r., that she has a bunch of people who do it for her. Haze said TGL wouldn't take no for an answer and insisted on meeting Haze so he could talk to her because she needed him. Valentine told him to get the hell out. "You jerk, jackass, go away."

Haze said Heart's mother runs her p.r., not TGL. ""I don't even think this girl knows she has a fan club Yahoo group that he runs." Haze said that Heart wouldn't even return his call when he went to wish her a happy birthday. "She could give a shit less." Haze also said that any info posted by TGL about her on adultfyi.com wasn't true. "He came into some money. He hinds behind this Green Lantern alias. He wouldn't even tell people who he is. I even invited him to call in here and fight with me. He won't even do that because he's a jackass."

Co-ho Katie Morgan suggested telling TGL that comic books aren't that cool anymore. "He came into all this money because someone in his family passed away. And he feels the need to try to get together with every porn star. If you reject him he flips out and starts posting crap and bullshit that's not even true." Haze said the "The Little Old Lady" show of hers which TGL took to task has won her awards. Haze said she comes out with a walker and moves around in a crowd like a little old lady looking for bingo. "If he's bored he must be jacking off in a corner somewhere."



I spoke with her [Leeanna Heart's] agent who is my agent and was told everything he says is bullshit and he bothers the girls he is obsessed with like myself leanna and misty rain..........the guy is a lonely jackass that was left money in his family and uses this as a means of telling girls he thinks don't know better that he can manage them and get them press.....please [Green Lantern] get a life before you get some press.....plus it helps if you know what the fuck your talking about and whom you really know before you shoot your mouth off.Wayne writes:

Actually, Summer Haze is a sweetheart and I've never had a problem with her at all. She's always pleasant and appreciative of press and promo. I'm guessing you met a "look at me, I work for a porn star" cocky idiot she hired, who probably spoke way out of line while representing her. Five bucks says that when Summer reads this, that dude is in hot water with her

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and to you senorita lanterna, i can be a dick sometimes yet somehow i can search for my name and not dig up thousands of lines of text of people going on record saying how horrible and creepy i am. even if gene ross tells the truth roughly 50% of the time, that still speaks very poorly of you.

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Swami asked about the story involving Valentine and The Green Lantern. "He went to a club and tried to talk to Craig. Craig basically almost threatened to beat him up for embarrassing him. This guy ended up taking a restraining order on Craig."

Laughing, Haze said in order to take out a restraining order, you'd have to have a reason for one. "Craig has never threatened anybody," she says. "Especially since all the e-mails we've gotten from Green Lantern, we've saved every one of them where he's told us a whole bunch of crap. Basically he follows Leanna Heart around. And I guess when she decided that she didn't want him around any more, he couldn't find anything else to do but to make up her yahoo fan club group. Even Leanna's mom is, like, who gives a crap. She could care less."

Haze says Lantern lives in his onw fantasy world and lives at home with his mother. "I guess his big highlight is going out to see all the porn stars and if they don't cater to him, he freaks out and starts writing a whole bunch of crap." Swami joked about Haze fantasizing about The Lantern. "I think Peter's smoking some serious stuff," said Haze. "And he needs to lay off the drugs. But every e-mail he's sent me, he's threatened me and said he was going to do all this crap to me. I saved every one of them. I have them. He an make up anything he wants but he can't go into half the clubs in Connecticut because people are just waiting to meet him. But not in a good way.""I have a big mouth and I can speak my own," added Haze who had a few choice words to say about Leeanna Heart's supposed p.r. man The Green Lantern. Wankus brought up the feud that had been aired on adultfyi.com recently. "I love that site," said Haze. Doing a re-cap of the mirth, Wankus said The Lantern accused Haze of having a horrible feature show and accused someone working for Haze of being an asshole by not taking career advice from him.

"He can bite me, this jackass," Haze said of The Lantern. "I travel with Craig Valentine who is my husband. We just got married in August. He's my deejay and does all my stuff for me." Haze said TGL was following Craig around and telling him that he was going to give Haze free p.r., that he does p.r. for Misty Rain and Leeanna Heart. Valentine told TGL that Haze didn't need any p.r., that she has a bunch of people who do it for her. Haze said TGL wouldn't take no for an answer and insisted on meeting Haze so he could talk to her because she needed him. Valentine told him to get the hell out. "You jerk, jackass, go away."

Haze said Heart's mother runs her p.r., not TGL. ""I don't even think this girl knows she has a fan club Yahoo group that he runs." Haze said that Heart wouldn't even return his call when he went to wish her a happy birthday. "She could give a shit less." Haze also said that any info posted by TGL about her on adultfyi.com wasn't true. "He came into some money. He hinds behind this Green Lantern alias. He wouldn't even tell people who he is. I even invited him to call in here and fight with me. He won't even do that because he's a jackass."

Co-ho Katie Morgan suggested telling TGL that comic books aren't that cool anymore. "He came into all this money because someone in his family passed away. And he feels the need to try to get together with every porn star. If you reject him he flips out and starts posting crap and bullshit that's not even true." Haze said the "The Little Old Lady" show of hers which TGL took to task has won her awards. Haze said she comes out with a walker and moves around in a crowd like a little old lady looking for bingo. "If he's bored he must be jacking off in a corner somewhere."



I spoke with her [Leeanna Heart's] agent who is my agent and was told everything he says is bullshit and he bothers the girls he is obsessed with like myself leanna and misty rain..........the guy is a lonely jackass that was left money in his family and uses this as a means of telling girls he thinks don't know better that he can manage them and get them press.....please [Green Lantern] get a life before you get some press.....plus it helps if you know what the fuck your talking about and whom you really know before you shoot your mouth off.Wayne writes:

Actually, Summer Haze is a sweetheart and I've never had a problem with her at all. She's always pleasant and appreciative of press and promo. I'm guessing you met a "look at me, I work for a porn star" cocky idiot she hired, who probably spoke way out of line while representing her. Five bucks says that when Summer reads this, that dude is in hot water with her

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ChickenMaster, ALL details in that interview are NOT factual, it's a lot of bullshit from someone who doesn't know what they're talking about. The only part factual about it is that you didn't make any changes to it when you posted it on the board. Here's my rebuttal.

1) I approached Craig about giving him some advice on advertising some all-female gangbang that they were promoting @ the club Summer Haze was featuring at. Craig said they had someone from Arrow Productions to do that so I walked away, I didn't follow him all over the club as Summer claims especially since they spent more time backstage than onstage. He didn't physically threaten me AND I never got a restraining order against him. Heck, he emailed me (which I have saved all of the correspondence) that he was going to have a restraining order submitted against me so I couldn't attend Featurama 1 in Feb. 2004 and he claimed that he could get it done quickly because the New Haven, CT police chief was a co-owner of the club (Johnny is a member of the local Hell's Angels chapter so I highly doubt the police chief is a co-owner of a strip club since there's probably some moral clause in his contract with the city of New Haven). He had a friend of his in Florida impersonate a lawyer threatening to sue me AND LeeAnna and have her fired from appearing @ Featurama 1. Thanks to a lawyer friend, I found out that the gentleman who sent the legal emails isn't a lawyer at all (the Martindale database shows no lawyer certified by the Florida BAR Association with this guy's name) and that impersonating a lawyer is a felony in Florida. Besides, part of the alleged "lawyer's" email was cybertan. That really looks official to me.

2) The Yahoo group was started in 2001 by another fan of LeeAnna's, I became co-moderator in 2002 to delete SPAM and keep things on-topic.

3) LeeAnna's mom has been grateful for the help I've given them with PR since last year and I keep in touch with her via email. If I was stalker, I wouldn't have her mom's email address and I sure as hell wouldn't have LeeAnna's cell # either. Her mom has stuff she does @ home that keeps her too busy to do PR so my assistance with it is greatly appreciated. I'll send a copy of an email to you that she sent me if you don't believe me. I was in NJ this summer and surprised LeeAnna by showing up @ Frank's Chicken House. She got the doorman to let me in for free. Would she do that if I was a stalker?

4) The strongest drugs I've ever done are Vivarin with a coffee chaser & some prescription cough medicine with codeine. I've never partaken in any illegal drugs especially since I've been in the Army (active duty & Reserve) since 1991 and you get discharged if you come up positive on a urinalysis test.

5) I've NEVER met Misty Rain and have never contacted her via email so I don't know why Summer kept mentioning her.

6) Since I live in MA (about 1/2 hour east from Providence), why would I need to have people looking out for me @ clubs in CT? Besides, I was able to attend Featurama # 2 earlier this month without any problems from security and most of my club ventures are to RI & MA, I only go to CT for special occassions (e.g. the boss lady is in attendance). If someone is barred from entering a club, they usually don't EVEN get in the door or they get escorted out by security within a few minutes of gaining entrance when management realizes that the doorperson screwed up and let in someone who has been barred.

7) When Summer was on the KSEX Radio show, the only invite I got to call in was from Wankus himself AFTER I asked him via email if my name was going to be brought up as a topic in his interview with her. Summer & Craig NEVER emailed me an invitation!

8) Notice I go from being a rich orphan with dead parents to living with my mother in the same story? Which is it?

So, there's my rebuttal shooting the interview recap with more holes than Swiss cheese. .

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3) LeeAnna's mom has been grateful for the help I've given them with PR since last year and I keep in touch with her via email. If I was stalker, I wouldn't have her mom's email address and I sure as hell wouldn't have LeeAnna's cell # either. Her mom has stuff she does @ home that keeps her too busy to do PR so my assistance with it is greatly appreciated. I'll send a copy of an email to you that she sent me if you don't believe me. I was in NJ this summer and surprised LeeAnna by showing up @ Frank's Chicken House.

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The strongest drugs I've ever done are Vivarin with a coffee chaser . . .

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7) When Summer was on the KSEX Radio show, the only invite I got to call in was from Wankus himself AFTER I asked him via email if my name was going to be brought up as a topic in his interview with her.

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Don't let the man get ya' down, green.

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Toe, are you laughing at me or just pointing out your favorite segments from my rebuttal?

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Toe, are you laughing at me or just pointing out your favorite segments from my rebuttal?

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Sometimes I don't even know myself.

Quit taking this board so seriously. You'll feel better.

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Toe, are you laughing at me or just pointing out your favorite segments from my rebuttal?

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Sometimes I don't even know myself.

Quit taking this board so seriously. You'll feel better.

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I was just curious about your reaction to my rebuttal. I'm not going to have my feelings hurt if you didn't like it. I just wanted to show ChickenMaster that there's a lot of chickenshit garbage in that interview Summer did with Swami. I never rebutted it before because I didn't have time and I was advised by someone in the porn news field that by not replying, I made myself look better than if I reply.

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