you talk at him like he knows what the fuck is going on...?

What I bought is the PC-5300 200-pin memory, which is old technology and not cheap for 2GB per module. That's just how it is. Its for a 7 year old laptop of mine that has 2x1GB right now and I want to get it to max of 4GB.

i'd say you wasted your time but your time isn't worth anything beyond this contribution i decided to make...

Are you challenging him to a Jew down? (or is it a Jew off?)
My money's on Alex.

^the thing about old technology memory modules is that they are very cheap [for low to mid end capacity] or very expensive [for high end capacity], since the market is flooded with low-mid capacity modules and everyone wants to upgrade with high capacity modules.

I gotta get 2x of these http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16820148288 for another laptop that I want to upgrade. Each one if $105 for 4GB.

I gotta got a Mini-DV camcorder that I wanna use, and none of my laptops [other than the old ones] have the FireWire port, so I need lots of memory.

I could have saved a couple of dollars, but I was burned with cheap memory about a decade ago: the memory chips literally fell off the memory module. Some cheap/generic company sold them and I had to get the credit card chargeback.

he's a paper tiger. i had to teach him about the bogo scam a while back...that's day one heeb stuff. his jew-fu is weak as fuck and so is his annual income.

If you were more enterprising Mr. Horton, you probably could have purchased the same model as your 7 y/o laptop, swapped the RAM and then resold the laptop.

Too bad it is old tech. I have the two 2gb chips that came with my laptop sitting around here some where. I would have sold them to you for $45.

An ounce from a dude I went to school with. Cream Soda, it's called. Bought weed from him then too. There's a little chunk of bubble hash in it. Have a very nice body high going.

And a 5 pack of lighters. My ho gots to have Bics, bitches. A couple of my suppliers have 25 singles displays for like $10. I don't know why we haven't just ordered one when we get parts. Stupid dopers.

I switched to only Bics. Zippos are tits on a bull, because they have to be constantly maintained. Bics can buy a 5 pack put one in your pocket and stash the other 4 between car, shop and house so there is always one around.

I've got a bunch of Zippos, but I never use them. They're a hassle. When I go through daily cigar phases is when I use them.

S&W 686 .357 magnum w/ 3 inch barrel.

After complaining that I spend too much money. ......786 dollars out the door. Hell of a deal......I know... shut up !

1x Blackberry Blood Orange Tea for $3.79
1x Grilled Chicken Flatbread for $10.79
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Paid $19.00 with the tip [$18.49 suggested]

Nice gun BDM. I got the same gun with sport grips in the snubnose. I think it's a Model 66, stainless.

The chicks Lucchese boots came in today. I see boot-clad sex in my very near future. Firstly, they look hot as hell on her. Secondly, she looked up how much they cost after I told her they were coming. Nothing like a pair of 800.00+ shoes to get a woman's motor running.

I'd say BDM got the most value for his money, but I'll have the most fun.

Like a dear departed friend told me: "If it flies, fucks, or floats, it's cheaper to lease it."

Alex tipping? Now we know he was hacked.

^ Nope

Endless shrimp at the Lobster ends Sunday.

i used to hate the red dumpster until i got forced into lunch at one with the boss recently. it didn't suck like it used to.

and you know what else is pretty fucken good?. and i thought of you barry when i saw it on the menu... that wendys pretzel bun burger. it's no five guys and whatnot but it kicks the shit out of anything bk or mcdonalds has at the moment.

I wasn't so impressed w/ Wendys pretzel bun. Mickey Ds Habanero 1/4 pounder was tasty though.

Red Lobster and Olive Garden are owned by the same corp. They are laying off many workers because they are hemorrhaging money.

Alex was dining alone or did he split the endless pasta bowl with a tranny?

really?. i liked the spinach like lettuce mix because it actually had some flavor and the burger seemed way less greasy than what i remembered wendys shit being. it's not often i eat fast food so i guess i was impressed with how it didn't suck.

i believe you when you say that mickey Ds habanero burger is good but that's a frightening combination with potentially life altering complications based on experiences i've had with each ingredient.

I have not had had the pretzel burger, nor the McPseudopepper, and I can't for the life of me see myself doing so. But I did try the Five Guys recently. Now that is a damn good burger, for fast food.

Bloomberg fucked up with his soda ban. He was trying to keep the poor off of the heathcare tit by preventing them from getting fat and diabetic after eating a lifetime of junk. He should have just done what he did with cigarettes and everything else in this city and taxed the bejesus out of McD's til they're gone and replace them all with Five guys. The Poor and the Panzered won't be able to afford 'em and fuckwit hipsters will think getting fat and stroke prone's the new black.

Ruby Tuesday has pretzel burgers now and they're not bad. There's a little market I hit now and then that sells pretzel hamburger, hot dog, and sub buns.

^I'm not a fan of pretzel bread or pretzel crust.

agreed. That soda ban is beyond ridiculous. It's the type of thing that makes you wonder if you're actually living in a simulation. It amazes me that people are that fucken unconscious and that it happened in the greatest city in the world.

Alcohol is the most dangerous drug on the market yet you can buy as many handles as you want. And in some states you can buy Tylenol and booze in the same store. That combination puts you in the ground btw....

I have learned one thing in life: Niggas Love Red Lobster.

We only have 5 or 6 kniggers and they know they place, so it's not a problem.

1 NON-ALC Strawberry Passionfruit $3.79
1 PB Linguine Asiago Garlic $9.99
1 Add 2 Metablls $2.99
1 * Chicken & Gnocchi
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Subtotal $16.77
Sales Tax $1.49
18% Gratuity $3.02
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Total $21.28
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I paid $22.00

The breadsticks were crap; I only ate 2 bites of 1 breadstick. I thought that they had good breadsticks like we had at Au Bon Pain, instead they served me slightly toasted hot dog buns.

The Strawberry Passionfruit was okay but the Blackberry Blood Orange Tea was much better and there was very lots of ice.

The chicken gnocchi soup was pretty good. I ate 2x bowls of it but I think that they spiked the 2nd bowl with MSG so I would not order more of it again [it tasted very salty].

Pasta Bowl - linguine with Asiago Garlic Alfredo sauce was pretty tasteless; I could have made better meal at home with Pasta Sides pouches or that Italian old hag brand of $1.00 frozen trays. Meatballs were pretty crappy too; tasteless and I think that theres a soy filler inside, because it tasted like it and had to same inner texture as soy filler meat has.

I will not go to Olive Garden ever again - lesson learned.

I was dining all alone. Like I always do.

They add an 18% "gratuity" to the bill for a party of one?!

^ I think that its the location-specific practice to help the Niggersons with tip calculations.

Check back [within the next 36 hours] The Blog About Stuff for the illustrated review of Endless Pasta Bowl.

You were taking advantage of a special offer, the review should go on GreedyJew.

GreedyJew blog is for photos only, with captions sometimes. The Blog About Stuff is for text with photos. I still get 100+ visits there per day, even though I have not updated it in over 9 months.

This Ain't No Holiday Inn.

It's a book about the Chelsea Hotel. $18. Book Soup.

just checked it out and that's a decent review alex. you need to put in more work like that.

If it were your joint and you saw Panzer walk in, what would you do?

I'd charge him a $20 process and handling fee just to seat him.

I second LouCypher's comment. Decent report of your experience, Alex, and much more welcome than reports of your experiences with black transsexuals.

It took me about 9 hours to piece it together. I need to get a new computer and upgrade the old ones.

I gotta implement the donation buttons on my blogs, because it seems to be working to the YouTube bloggers [even for the Russian-Swedish millionaire piano and safe mover]. Guys, would you help me get something TGI Friday, Applebees, Red Lobster to eat?

Bought some normal looking pants and plain, flat-colored t shirts because, at the age of 34, I finally decided to quit dressing like a goddamn teenager.

He'll spend 22$ plus on a dirty old enema piece of shit item and eats at Olive Garden? Ive always wanted to like you Panzer, but you do make that task impossible. That food looks so bad close up in pics. I cant imagine whats in that meatball and the dirty fingernails that formed it. If it wasn't done by machine. Still all in all, disfuckingusting.

Gypsy!

He resells the antique enemas.

Machine made the meatball and Olive Garden is quality Italian American food.

Bulleitt Bourbon (lost a bet). A nice pair of jeans.

No those Italian restaurants where they have the old Italian lady making the pasta by hand is quality.

The old Italian lady is just some random Mexican dude these days.

Every joint orders their [meat] balls from places like Sysco. Every place wants to be efficient these days, and old Italian ladies just take too much time and want too much money. You think that mama [Michelina} packs every $1.00 tray by hand?

$28.25 for 4 seats [with sodas] at the Chinese buffet.
$5.00 for a MetroCard
$2.16 for slice of combo pizza at Costco
$10.83 for 2x bottles of liquor and 1x nip of Jagermaster at 5 Town Wines
$9.80 for 1x phili cheese steak sandwich and 9x wings at Big NYC Fried Chicken

A Blackstone brand pizza oven. You hook it up to a propane tank and in 10 min. or so, you can have a temp of anywhere from 500 - 900 degrees depending on how high you crank the gas setting. The cooking surface rotates so a single gas burner can evenly heat the pizza stone. Runs about $350 and is the only affordable way to approximate a Neapolitan style pizza without a woodfired oven. Also, the fact that it's ready to go in about 10 minutes is great compared to heating a pizza stone in a home oven for an hour.

Bear in mind, it's a cheaply made product from China. Expect it to show up a bit dinged up and one of the 2 pizza stones (there's an upper and a lower) will most likely be cracked in half and you'll have to call for a free replacement to be shipped out to you. I just used an old stone I had already to replace the cracked lower stone.