Cat food and mayonnaise on a piece of pre-cooked flatbread does not merit a description as "pizza", Alex, even if you got it at Olive Garden. Did they run a coupon special or something?

Edit: I now know this is one of Olive Garden's most-beloved appetizers/light meals. And it's got mozzarella cheese, Alfredo sauce, chicken (I was close with the cat food description), roasted bell pepper, garlic and basil as ingredients. Still, looks like a buck-and-a-quarter of ingredients sold to you for eight bucks. If you had a half-off or $3.00 off coupon ($3.95-$4.95 for the "pizza") you might not have gotten ripped off. But, Alex, hand to God — this is totally something you can and should be able to make for yourself.