My suggestion is you eat a dick and forget about your boring ass life.

Speaking of boring ass lives, I am eight and a half hours into a sixteen hour shift. Unless some major tits and ass walk in the door in the next seven and a half hours, the highlight of my day will be an old man informing me that "them damn transexual videos yall got are marked too damn high" and a deaf person who assumed I was fluent in tardspeak.

And fuck the Olive Garden.