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#541426 - 01/20/12 02:03 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Just got this little jewel yesterday. It's a S&W .380 Bodyguard. I love how it carries. I'll shoot it tomorrow.
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#541439 - 01/20/12 05:19 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Proctor Silex coffee grinder. $10.
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#541473 - 01/21/12 01:12 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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Element hoodie.
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#541474 - 01/21/12 02:44 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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Boomhaur fucking grannies. It's totally you, Alex. I subscribe to this paysite once a year, download the movies and cancel the subscription. They should put Paula Deen on Dirty Director DotCom.
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#541491 - 01/21/12 08:17 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Panzer likes porn with disgusting chicks, because he jerks off to thoughts of how little they must have gotten paid.
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#541497 - 01/21/12 08:48 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Some stakes to secure my wire fence. Damned big dog keeps squirming under it and roaming the neighborhood pissing in everybody's yard.
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#541523 - 01/21/12 12:15 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Panzer likes porn with disgusting chicks, because he jerks off to thoughts of how little they must have gotten paid. Yeah, I like that kind of stuff with trashy women. Stuff like Brijaye Love that did some scenes with Brandon is a good example. She did not like anal and had dirty ass that caused lots of bloopers. Sometimes when there are no fudge in the asses in the scenes, I feel like I was gyped. Enemas are also a plus: there was a scene with some midget woman where she got an enema but there was no anal afterwards so I felt gyped too. There is also website called AllKindsOfGirls.com that is run by a friend of Zack Miles (a.k.a. Dirty Director), and another website is called BlackVaginaFinder.com by some black guy whose modeling fee is $20 in the back of his rusty cargo van.
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#541527 - 01/21/12 12:47 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Tranny Whisperer
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#541532 - 01/21/12 01:53 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Down here in Baltimore there are twenty dollar whores, those whose horizon doesn't extend beyond getting that Jackson and taking it to her Dope Man, but even Baltimore's twenty dollar whores would demand an upcharge to perform on camera. I can deduce from more than thirty years of whoremongering in Baltimore the types of whores that would perform on camera for a Jackson; toothless old hags, HIV or full-blown AIDS infected human skeletons, obese fortysomething homeless "bag ladies" talking back to the "voices", coyote ugly heroin addicts desperate to see her Dope Man to get well etcetera. Can't imagine fapping to that shit.
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#541533 - 01/21/12 01:57 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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So, basically BI's "models".
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#541540 - 01/21/12 03:21 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Tranny Whisperer
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Down here in Baltimore there are twenty dollar whores, those whose horizon doesn't extend beyond getting that Jackson and taking it to her Dope Man, but even Baltimore's twenty dollar whores would demand an upcharge to perform on camera. I can deduce from more than thirty years of whoremongering in Baltimore the types of whores that would perform on camera for a Jackson; toothless old hags, HIV or full-blown AIDS infected human skeletons, obese fortysomething homeless "bag ladies" talking back to the "voices", coyote ugly heroin addicts desperate to see her Dope Man to get well etcetera. Can't imagine fapping to that shit. There are all kinds of customers to all kinds of products. Check on ImageFap what kind of shit people like. Also stuff like RicosWorld.com and RicosPhats.com is really popular with all those island latinas and black girls spreading their hairy asscracks for the white men to see. The website got in trouble with the law.
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#541557 - 01/21/12 06:04 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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I've always said that there's a market for everything. If some camera crew went to some village in outer Kenya or wherever and filmed the Noble African having relations with his bride in their mud/ shit hut, there would be raincoaters wanting to get that stuff. Do offshoots where white mopes bang villager whores. Put them in safari gear. Or white American whores getting banged by the village mopes. Might not be my cup of tea, or yours, but the shit would sell like hotcakes to some bunch of self loathing goofs out there.
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#541559 - 01/21/12 06:19 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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#541563 - 01/21/12 06:32 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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I've always said that there's a market for everything. If some camera crew went to some village in outer Kenya or wherever and filmed the Noble African having relations with his bride in their mud/ shit hut, there would be raincoaters wanting to get that stuff. Do offshoots where white mopes bang villager whores. Put them in safari gear. Or white American whores getting banged by the village mopes. Might not be my cup of tea, or yours, but the shit would sell like hotcakes to some bunch of self loathing goofs out there. When RicosWorld went offline for couple of months in 2006 or so, a lot of webmasters began to complain that RicosWorld was very profitable to refer the customers to.
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#541564 - 01/21/12 06:42 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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I've always said that there's a market for everything. If some camera crew went to some village in outer Kenya or wherever and filmed the Noble African having relations with his bride in their mud/ shit hut, there would be raincoaters wanting to get that stuff. Do offshoots where white mopes bang villager whores. Put them in safari gear. Or white American whores getting banged by the village mopes. Might not be my cup of tea, or yours, but the shit would sell like hotcakes to some bunch of self loathing goofs out there. I wish that more companies out there would make more videos with emphasis on shemale asses than with the emphasis on shemale dicks. Stuff like AssToyedShemales is great but they seem to have stopped making new videos. Maybe a theme like a visit to the doctor's office for anal exam with bunch of different toys would do well, maybe even with anal thermometers and enemas.
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#541567 - 01/21/12 07:06 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/06
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I wish that more companies out there would make more videos with emphasis on shemale asses than with the emphasis on shemale dicks. Stuff like AssToyedShemales is great but they seem to have stopped making new videos. Maybe a theme like a visit to the doctor's office for anal exam with bunch of different toys would do well, maybe even with anal thermometers and enemas. Sounds like just another Saturday night at Panzer's apartment.
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#541600 - 01/22/12 05:14 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/24/11
Posts: 2330
Loc: Central US
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Down here in Baltimore there are twenty dollar whores, those whose horizon doesn't extend beyond getting that Jackson and taking it to her Dope Man, but even Baltimore's twenty dollar whores would demand an upcharge to perform on camera. I can deduce from more than thirty years of whoremongering in Baltimore the types of whores that would perform on camera for a Jackson; toothless old hags, HIV or full-blown AIDS infected human skeletons, obese fortysomething homeless "bag ladies" talking back to the "voices", coyote ugly heroin addicts desperate to see her Dope Man to get well etcetera. Can't imagine fapping to that shit. That's why you need to find a desperate heroin girl. They're at least one step up from crack/meth whores in the looks department. A friend of mine found a heroin girl, and he's never been happier. She's not bad looking, and will do it all for forty bucks. I just hope he's wrapping it up.
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#541604 - 01/22/12 06:23 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Heroin girls' habits escalate to about two hundred dollars per day, so he best keep it wrapped because that forty dollars only covers one visit to the Dope Man. I have had better luck with coke whores because at least here in Baltimore heroin whores tend to be dope sick and fucking a dope sick whore ain't much fun.
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#541613 - 01/22/12 08:18 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
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As a general rule, Baltimore street whores are willing to trick for a fix, two Jacksons, and most will perform a quick blow job for one Jackson. When I was still mongering I would avoid both the skanked out coke/meth whores and the dope sick whores in favor of any whore who still had some meat on her bones and wasn't obviously strung out. That meant passing up nine out of ten whores, but bitter experience taught me that most whores ought to be passed on in favor of the few quality whores out there these days. Back in the 80s and 90s there were whores who at least had some capability of managing their narcotics and mental health issues. Today's Baltimore street whore is a wreck in comparison to her mother's generation.
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#541621 - 01/22/12 09:53 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Dope sick means needing a shot of heroin to alleviate nausea and other symptoms of heroin withdrawal. Dope sick whores will promise one anything to get the money that they need for their Dope Man but are often to sick and otherwise fucked up to hold it together for anything more than a very quick blow job.
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#541625 - 01/22/12 11:06 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Why not? I think at the end the reason we have the kinks we have is a symptom of some kind of self loathing. Or some kind of psychic damage. I would get in trouble with the wife swapping groups we ran with because there was always someone who said "this is the way everyone should live". I disagreed because for the most part if you knew people's backgrounds at all you could pretty easily see how damaged we all really were/ are.
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#541637 - 01/22/12 01:07 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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So your username is an homage to black guys dicks and you are drunk posting?
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#541646 - 01/22/12 04:12 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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As a general rule, Baltimore street whores are willing to trick for a fix, two Jacksons, and most will perform a quick blow job for one Jackson. When I was still mongering I would avoid both the skanked out coke/meth whores and the dope sick whores in favor of any whore who still had some meat on her bones and wasn't obviously strung out. That meant passing up nine out of ten whores, but bitter experience taught me that most whores ought to be passed on in favor of the few quality whores out there these days. Back in the 80s and 90s there were whores who at least had some capability of managing their narcotics and mental health issues. Today's Baltimore street whore is a wreck in comparison to her mother's generation. Are coke/meth whore good enough to be enema models/victims and for how much?
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#541788 - 01/23/12 06:28 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Which is more likely to agree to anal sex?
Which type you think has decent enough hygiene to not make you vomit when you crack them cheeks apart for anal sex? Basically, what is the cleaner addict?
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#541812 - 01/23/12 08:15 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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An oz. from Bongo Boi. Weather's too fucked up to go to the Pend Orielle County Pot Snobs.
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#541817 - 01/23/12 08:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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#542611 - 01/30/12 01:17 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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converse all-stars at 40% off and comfy insoles. gonna rock those at work instead of the slip-on Rockports.
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#542948 - 02/04/12 02:25 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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kinda cool egg shaped lamp from ikea. cheap and retro lookin. and a laundry hamper and one small thingies to hang wet clothes .
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#542951 - 02/04/12 03:52 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Tranny Whisperer
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^^^ Heroin girls are better candidates. They've been waiting to shit for days and will probably feel way thankful if you help them do so. Coke/meth girls will just have diarreah. Not sure what kind of poop you're looking for, but that's that. I am looking for the brainy turds, you know; the ones that look like little spheres or compressed buttons.
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#542964 - 02/05/12 02:50 AM
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
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32" Samsung 4000 LED TV for a bedroom.
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#542975 - 02/05/12 08:02 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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How did that puppy hit your wallet? Get a special deal for the big game?
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#542976 - 02/05/12 08:36 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Blue Bunny No Sugar Added Bunny Tracks ice cream. This stuff is great. It also says reduced fat, but I can't even tell.
Shopping at Super WalMart at 6am when they open is kind of OK. Before all those other shoppers get there. Also, since everyone working there is from the pacific islands, it kind of feels like you're on vacation.
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#542987 - 02/05/12 10:47 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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I like hitting the grocery store at like 10PM on a Thursday. You know any decent looking woman in there alone, at that time, is single. Too bad my game is as lame as a 3 legged race horse.
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#543004 - 02/05/12 02:06 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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If I have more than four things to pick up, I refuse to go to any grocery store (especially Walmart) between the hours of 10 AM and 10PM. I can't bring myself to go into a grocery store when I only need toilet paper. I always grab 8-10 other things that I kind of need so I'm not announcing to everyone that I have to take a dump. Speaking of which, that Blue Bunny No Sugar Added ice cream I mentioned earlier is sweetened with Sucralose, which has a laxative effect if you eat a lot of it. Which I did. I don't have to run to the bathroom, but I am in fart city.
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#543008 - 02/05/12 02:38 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Things have gone liquid. I feel like I have the Norovirus. Which, btw, is something I think will one day be an impediment to space travel. If we can't put people on a cruise ship for 2 weeks, how can we travel to another planet on a sealed capsule? Crapsule.
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#543011 - 02/05/12 03:12 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
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How did that puppy hit your wallet? Get a special deal for the big game? If he paid for it the way everyone else that buys a TV this month will, he just swiped his H&R Block refund card through the bank card reader at the register.
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#543021 - 02/05/12 03:49 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
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Things have gone liquid. I feel like I have the Norovirus. Which, btw, is something I think will one day be an impediment to space travel. If we can't put people on a cruise ship for 2 weeks, how can we travel to another planet on a sealed capsule? Crapsule. I col'ed ! Chuckled out loud ~
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#543029 - 02/05/12 04:15 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Glad I could amuse you. I haven't had a food reaction this bad since I went to check on our fishing summerhouse in the middle of winter and the only thing there to eat was chicken bouillon. I drank cup after cup of the stuff and didn't realize it was full of MSG. I quickly learned that it is possible to pee from your butt.
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#543034 - 02/05/12 05:25 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Two PGA short sleeve shirts at JCP. Pricey !
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