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#59947 - 09/30/04 04:15 AM Weakest Pop Shooters in Porn POLL
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Brandon's post and the marc anthony penis picture got me thinking, Who has the weakest cumshot in the biz, i will poll it and see who the board thinks, if i forget anyone which im betting i will please feel free to post and call me a retard and remind me of who i missed.


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#59948 - 09/30/04 04:19 AM Re: Weakest Pop Shooters in Porn POLL
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I had to vote mfor my boy, BI. It's the only thing I don't like about him. It's probably just cause he fucks all the damn time, but doesn't Jules Jordan also fuck all the time? His shots are stellar.



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#59949 - 09/30/04 04:27 AM Re: Weakest Pop Shooters in Porn POLL
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not gonna vote,havn't really noticed the pops of others,(long as they dont hit an unintended target all-good I say)but I can say frequency has little or nothing to do with it.I pop on average three to four times a day and you can measure the distance/velocity each time.Just a matter of how far its gonna go
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#59950 - 09/30/04 04:29 AM Re: Weakest Pop Shooters in Porn POLL
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not gonna vote,havn't really noticed the pops of others,(long as they dont hit an unintended target all-good I say)but I can say frequency has little or nothing to do with it.I pop on average three to four times a day and you can measure the distance/velocity each time.Just a matter of how far its gonna go




LOL has that happend to you bishop?, standing either side with the girl's face in between and the other guy under estimates his own shot and part of it hits you?. What to do in a moment like that?.

Well i find it does for me, the more often you do it the less you blow, on the flip side if you can hold out for a day or so the next time you go you become peter north.
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#59951 - 09/30/04 04:30 AM Re: Weakest Pop Shooters in Porn POLL
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Hmmm. That's interesting, Bishop. My shots increase dramatically if I wait a few days between fucks.

I've heard the taste can be altered with diet, I wonder if strength and amount can be also.

Maybe you're just one hell of a man?????? That is not a come on . . . . lol.

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#59952 - 09/30/04 04:32 AM Re: Weakest Pop Shooters in Porn POLL
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I voted for marc anthony his pop shots are pathetic, really horrible, i have seen maybe 3-4 of his scenes and every time he gets a small dribble to leak out of his penis and even then he has to squeeze that one drop out and use his penis to wipe it onto the girls face, its quite sad actually.
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#59953 - 09/30/04 05:55 AM Re: Weakest Pop Shooters in Porn POLL
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I really load up on those protein shakes popular at 7/11 and I believe they may help with the volume but the velocity has always been there(fuckin thing goes off like a rusty hand gun)as far as the incidents go there are some things a man just doesnt talk about.a straight man anyway.I will go so far as to say one of them ended my bukakke career....... small asianguy in shades you are my nemesis
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#59954 - 09/30/04 07:18 AM Re: Weakest Pop Shooters in Porn POLL
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PHATBOY was there. I saw the whole thing. I was very careful not to get caught in the "Bukkake Crossfire" that can occour! Julie Knight later said in a interview that she felt sorry for the poor guy who got cummed on.
By the way, my load hit it's intended mark, Julie's open mouth!
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#59955 - 09/30/04 01:50 PM Re: Weakest Pop Shooters in Porn POLL
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as far as the incidents go there are some things a man just doesnt talk about.a straight man anyway.I will go so far as to say one of them ended my bukakke career....... small asianguy in shades you are my nemesis




lol
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#59956 - 09/30/04 02:53 PM Re: Weakest Pop Shooters in Porn POLL
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as far as the incidents go there are some things a man just doesnt talk about.a straight man anyway.I will go so far as to say one of them ended my bukakke career....... small asianguy in shades you are my nemesis





You know some people go to bukakkes just to misfire on purpose. I know of 3 guys who have bets on how many guys they can hit there. Let me ask you this bishop, did the asian guy with shades penis look like this.

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#59957 - 09/30/04 05:31 PM Re: Weakest Pop Shooters in Porn POLL
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Are you sure it wasn't 5/16 of an inch smaller????

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#59958 - 09/30/04 06:24 PM Re: Weakest Pop Shooters in Porn POLL
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Are you sure it wasn't 5/16 of an inch smaller????






If chino's penis didn't have so many bends in it, it could actually be 14 inches long.
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#59959 - 09/30/04 06:25 PM Re: Weakest Pop Shooters in Porn POLL
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unfortunately I had not yet earned my "wage " when the "mis-fire"? took place so I had bigger problems (pun seriously intended)to deal with than IDing the offending member.I HAD TO CONNECT WITH MY SEXY PLACE WHILE DRIPPING WITH ANOTHER GUYS SPLOOGEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
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#59960 - 09/30/04 06:28 PM Re: Weakest Pop Shooters in Porn POLL
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can we talk about whatever happened to tony sextant last nite ,or the weather , or the current price of crude oil,or the national economy of brazil ,or helen keller ,maybe bigfoot, fayner?....................
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#59961 - 09/30/04 06:30 PM Re: Weakest Pop Shooters in Porn POLL
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unfortunately I had not yet earned my "wage " when the "mis-fire"? took place so I had bigger problems (pun seriously intended)to deal with than IDing the offending member.I HAD TO CONNECT WITH MY SEXY PLACE WHILE DRIPPING WITH ANOTHER GUYS SPLOOGEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE






BISHOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP. Problems are only a state of mind, reality is the solution. GOOSE FRABA.
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#59962 - 09/30/04 06:31 PM Re: Weakest Pop Shooters in Porn POLL
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can we talk about whatever happened to tony sextant last nite




yeah what did happen to tony sexton last night, im one of the rare few people who actually likes him. Any news?
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#59963 - 09/30/04 07:09 PM Re: Weakest Pop Shooters in Porn POLL
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Yea off-thread !I think Tony's cool too, aparently ran across Cytherias'Brian at Sardos(Hey Brian I remember when you first got here and a friend of mine went out of their way to help you out and you repaid them by not doing what you promised until I came to the extended stay looking for you ,you hid up in your room like a little Bitch that Night pretending to be someone else on the phone.P.M. me and we can get together Fuck probation !)anywho Tony got sucker punched.Brian claims Tony threatend Cytheria ,Tony is harmless.Brian I HAVE HARM FOR YOU
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#59964 - 09/30/04 07:14 PM Re: Weakest Pop Shooters in Porn POLL
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Yea off-thread !I think Tony's cool too, aparently ran across Cytherias'Brian at Sardos(Hey Brian I remember when you first got here and a friend of mine went out of their way to help you out and you repaid them by not doing what you promised until I came to the extended stay looking for you ,you hid up in your room like a little Bitch that Night pretending to be someone else on the phone.P.M. me and we can get together Fuck probation !)anywho Tony got sucker punched.Brian claims Tony threatend Cytheria ,Tony is harmless.Brian I HAVE HARM FOR YOU





Yeah when the board was throwing shit at tony i was there saying he is a good dude. I saw the picture of the injury and the damage to his nose doesn't happen from a face to face fight, you don't get someone as flush face to face as the injuries show. Fucking coward.
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#59965 - 10/06/04 06:14 AM Re: Weakest Pop Shooters in Porn POLL
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I had to vote mfor my boy, BI. It's the only thing I don't like about him. It's probably just cause he fucks all the damn time, but doesn't Jules Jordan also fuck all the time? His shots are stellar.








Its strange but when you put Brandon in a room full of men he pops a HUGE load.Go figure.
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#59966 - 10/06/04 11:12 AM Re: Weakest Pop Shooters in Porn POLL
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#59967 - 10/06/04 06:07 PM Re: Weakest Pop Shooters in Porn POLL
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Its strange but when you put Brandon in a room full of men he pops a HUGE load.Go figure




LOL, since we know brandon is going to take this one lying down (no pun intended) this would be the best opportunity for swami to step in and take a low shot at jeff like he always does. Surely he can take 5 minutes out of his busy schedule from booking the next 13 tranny performers for his october lineup to drop in and make himself look foolish for old times sake.
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#59968 - 10/07/04 03:14 PM Re: Weakest Pop Shooters in Porn POLL
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Its strange but when you put Brandon in a room full of men he pops a HUGE load.Go figure




LOL, since we know brandon is going to take this one lying down (no pun intended) this would be the best opportunity for swami to step in and take a low shot at jeff like he always does. Surely he can take 5 minutes out of his busy schedule from booking the next 13 tranny performers for his october lineup to drop in and make himself look foolish for old times sake.




Damn Monkey, you always make my day.
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#59969 - 10/07/04 04:14 PM Re: Weakest Pop Shooters in Porn POLL
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Damn Monkey, you always make my day.




Well i just found out swami was banned so that stinks. My toy is gone, i have no more play toys left, sammura and swami gone. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (deep breath) WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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#59970 - 10/07/04 04:26 PM Re: Weakest Pop Shooters in Porn POLL
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U can always make Kyoto look like an asshole...I have been having a good time doing so the last few days
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#59971 - 10/07/04 05:21 PM Re: Weakest Pop Shooters in Porn POLL
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Damn Monkey, you always make my day.




Well i just found out swami was banned so that stinks. My toy is gone, i have no more play toys left, sammura and swami gone. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (deep breath) WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY




How come you were so late on the uptake- what you didn't get the memo
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#59972 - 10/07/04 07:49 PM Re: Weakest Pop Shooters in Porn POLL
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How come you were so late on the uptake- what you didn't get the memo




I guess jeff and tony know how much of a fan i am of swami and kept me in the loop about it, i bet Gen was behind it.
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#59973 - 10/20/04 04:03 AM Re: Weakest Pop Shooters in Porn POLL
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Marc Anthony......no question

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#59974 - 10/20/04 03:24 PM Re: Weakest Pop Shooters in Porn POLL
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Marc Anthony......no question





I 100% agree
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