OHHHHHH I THINK SOME IDIOT OUT HERE HAVE PROBS WID MY ENGLISH ,CAPS LOCK, , LANGUAGE ETC ETC. I THINK U ALL ARE PROB CREATURES INSTEAD.I HOPE U ALL GOT TREATED PROPERLY
WID REGARDS
MR HOTTY

This weekend I would fuck these 2 for 1 million.

venus
belladonna
missy monroe
kacey
ryan conner
miko lee
renee pornero
syvette wimberly
michelle wild
melissa lauren

For me it's just NIKKI BENZ ! The rest isn't worth $ 1 Million.

I fucked. Syvette a few years ago. Not worth a buck. Should have asked for a refund but that would be rude

Sienna West
Claire Dames
Some blonde broad that just went by Tara.

Sadie West

As of today,

Adriana Chechik
Alexa Tomas
Jasmine Jae
Rachel Roxxx

Penny Pax
Darla Crane
Ava Adams

For starters, Brooklyn Night.

Not a porn star per se, but mine would be, without a doubt, Emily Grey. She is my end-all, be-all ideal.

Eh, why not?

I'd totally go for Phoenix Marie.

Can this thread be moved over to ADT?

Katja Kassin
Tiffany Kohl
Charlotte Cross

And you don't need $1 Million for that.

Oh, we're supposed to spend the whole million on her?

If I had a million bucks fucking some skanky pw would not be a priority.

I hear ya. I'd get an ounce of coke and hire Selena Gomez & Arianna Grande for a private concert in a Holiday Inn Express. After the first 4-5 lines in each of em, I'd be choppin out 1 fat line and one small line each time and play "Who wants it worse?" Maybe mix in Hayden Panitierre and we could play "Guess whose butthole it was in".

I have a million bucks. You'd be surprised.

Butt skany pw's can gape/rosebud, deepthroat, etc...

^You're "not winning" lol

Maybe but I doubt it. I'm considering the source of that statement.

Willy D is right, this thread is so fan boi it belongs at ADT.

Vice Admiral, a question, where did you go to undergrad?

^ Warbucks U.

It couldn't be West Point, the cocaine would have gotten him first! Plus no ability to delay gratification.

No, I meant like the bald motherfucker without the eyeballs. Anyway, if he'd gone to a Service Academy, it would have been Annapolis.

BTW, "houston hung" = JRV

I can't believe a newbie bumped a 10-year-old thread just because he has the stupid crush on this Sivette Wimperly cunt. Now you know why the one rule around here is, no real names.

I thought JRV's undying crush was Gen "Let's milk JRV for all he's worth with the fake cancer schtick" Padova?

Not a service academy. The Admiral attended Nowheretown State University for a bachelor's degree, University of Chicago for a master's degree as a teaching assistant, and then a top law school. Also did some exchange study at universities in Asia on two prestigious fellowships from foreign governments. When it was time to delay gratification, gratification was delayed. Now it is time for gratification.

I can't say I blame you. You spent the best years of your life engineering the TPP and, lo and behold, the people went and elected someone who's vowed to torpedo the deal. Hell, If I were in your shoes, I'd spend the next four years snorting lines off of Thai hookers' asses too.

On the other hand, if you were the kind of gambling man I am --and I do believe you are-- you're wagering that Drumpf's vow to sink the TPP is as worthless as his vow to preserve coal jobs in Appalachia, or to make the Mexicans pay for a wall that can't, logistically, be built in the first place. In that case, if I were you, I'd be snorting lines off of a somewhat better class of whore ass. I hope you pursue this latter option. I'd hate to not have you to kick around over a stupid thing like the Hi Five.

Those are very kind wishes, J.B., but I remind you: I had nothing to do with TPP and oppose the treaty personally. And I voted Drumpf, mainly because the Admiral is from and has fond feelings for Appalachia. We are plenty tired of the Democrats' economic shit sandwich and with being their scapegoats.

Well, I'm sorry to say that you, like all the good folks in that region, are going to become acquainted with what we in NYC call "The Three-Card Monte" experience. Nonetheless, stick to the better class of whores, for both of our sakes.

Us folks in Appalachia are entirely accustomed to Three Card Monty. It gave us our Raison De'tre.

Ryan Knox

Thought she was a dumb cunt, not worth a dime

Jessie Andrews, Chastity Lynn, Remy Lacroix.