CUM STAPLERS #7

I don't do this very often, but I must admit, I have been inspired.

I'd like to submit a review of "Cum Staplers #7", the new
action-packed jizz-fest available now from Green Light District Video.

Firstly, in the previous versions of the "Cum Staplers" series, cum
was not actually 'stapled' to the star of the scene.

This improvement, as well as a marked leap forward in technology, that
is, the dvd's are far better than the VHS's, is a very good thing.

Also-

In the previous "Cum Staplers", I thought I had seen it all when I
watched as Missy Bazongas had her pussy stapled shut- with a common
public school stapler- and cockmeisters Eric Everready and Steve
Holdman shot loads and loads of happy spunk about her bleeding love
lounge.

But alas, this was to be outdone.

In the latest version of "Cum Staplers", a young (and fresh out of
high school- only by a few days) cum stapling queen has been born.

Yes, Kylie Krapola has graduated from the dusty ashes of high school,
and her sign is a now a force to be reckoned with.

In the opening scene of "Cum Staplers #7", the willful Kylie
exhuberhantly tells the camera, in the typical elfish gonzo style,
that she is a "closet cum stapler" and would like nothing more than to
"get paid."

This young whore is willing, and that makes my two inch cock harder
than it has ever been- even since the time when I took a liking to
that nasty golden retriever in my best friends' back yard...

Oh yes.

In the first scene, the honorable director- Vinnie Voilet- distributes this
whore to others to do the honors. What ensues leads off an ensemble
cast in what is sure to become an ensemble movie.

As Kylie winces, Mr. Everready and Mr. Holdman do the honors on her
supposedly barely post pubescent, distantly childish, but yet somehow
really big labiaed pussy.

Stapling her protruded piss hole together, the two get ready for what
has never been seen before in this, or on any country on earth.

Yes, in "Cum Staplers #7", we finally see the culmination and
fortitude of all of the previous Green Light efforts...we finally get
to see BLOOD.

As Everready and Holdman double penetrate the gaping gash of her
pulpably proud and pretty but now bloody pussy, we catch a glimpse of
'ecstasy' from the now reigning queen of the 'new extreme'...

In her attractive Vicodin/beer/anger haze, along with various sundry medications,
we can see that Ms. Kylie Krapola is having 'the time of her life'.

Best of all, as the blood flows from this tiny teens' tortured gash,
we get a heavenly glimpse of things to come.

Is a 'QCCSGP', 'QUADRUPLE Cock Cum Stapled Gash Popping'- in the works
any time soon?

Well have to wait and see.

I'll give "Cum Staplers #7" a 5 out of 5 stars. Rent it today, from
the geniuses at Green Light District Video.


Michael
'Satire is a 'Weapon of Mass Instruction'

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That was one of the most annoying guys to ever post here. Maybe even the first.

The Japanese did it years ago. It's so cliche!