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#51672 - 11/28/09 08:21 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
Blue Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/07/05
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Loc: Hell, or something like it
She's got my vote...


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#51673 - 11/28/09 11:14 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
K.R Offline
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Posts: 285
I'd say Amazon Eve.


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#51674 - 11/28/09 01:44 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
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Registered: 01/21/09
Posts: 56
There's a particular cable TV financial reporter that recently started enjoying the IR group scene.

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#51675 - 11/28/09 02:05 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

I'd say Amazon Eve.




quite statuesque indeed...either that or an optical illusion

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#51676 - 11/29/09 04:34 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
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Human Garbage

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi

Ashley Greene

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#51677 - 11/30/09 06:36 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
butterman Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/16/06
Posts: 467
Loc: Yankee Stadium
Rachel Ray- after sex she can cook me a great dinner too!




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#51678 - 11/30/09 10:10 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Since I am 51 I would gladly fuck the shit out of Mimi Rogers/Miriam Spickler, and would definitely love to go around the world with Rachel.


Edited by ivorenginedriver (11/30/09 10:12 PM)

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#51679 - 12/01/09 09:18 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
Sonny Chiba Offline
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Registered: 12/06/05
Posts: 1135
Loc: Temple Of Doom
I know I'm gonna get some abuse for this one but, Ice-T's Girl CoCo aka Queen of the Cameltoe






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#51680 - 12/01/09 09:22 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
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AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
I am right there with ya on CoCo.
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#51681 - 12/01/09 09:26 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
Sonny Chiba Offline
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And for good measure this simple bitch






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#51682 - 12/01/09 09:34 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
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Registered: 12/06/05
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and Jennifer Love Hewitt -







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#51683 - 12/01/09 10:01 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
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AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
A few that do it for me?


Salma Hayek


Tyra Banks


Lacey Chabert


Maria Brink

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#51684 - 12/01/09 10:10 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
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Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
I want to revisit an old favorite...



... to point out she had a baby just a few months before these pics were shot:


Cuerpo perfecto indeed!
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#51685 - 03/13/10 08:06 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
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Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
Old movie I just saw on cable.

Mia Maestro:



If you get the chance, watch the cable TV movie: "For Love or Money, The Arturo Sandoval Story."


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#51686 - 03/15/10 12:28 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
Sir CharlesZ Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/23/09
Posts: 170
Loc: La La Land
Amanda Seyfried, most definitely.



Edited by Sir CharlesZ (03/15/10 12:40 AM)

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#51687 - 03/15/10 02:18 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
tenley Offline
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Registered: 01/12/06
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Dryer Girl

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#51688 - 03/15/10 08:24 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
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#51689 - 03/15/10 04:36 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
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Posts: 4856
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Quote:






She looks a bit like Jenna Haze before the drugs.
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#51690 - 03/15/10 05:13 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
E.Y.Davis Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
Quote:


She looks a bit like Jenna Haze before the drugs.




Freestylah,

I am very worried. Please rush to your local ophthalmolgist's office immediately. Just bring them a picture of Alessandra Ambrosio and Jenna Haze and tell them they look the same to you and I think they'll work you in as an emergency case.

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#51691 - 03/15/10 08:14 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
charin Offline
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#51692 - 03/15/10 08:14 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
cara seymour

just for old time sake. she's been playing on my mind. i know the train would probably go off the rails right away once i took in the sights and scents of her undercarriage, leaving me to reel in the broken glass of fantasy completely shattered by reality, so for health reasons mostly the idea will remain an idea.



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#51693 - 03/15/10 08:46 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
panzur's piss stained grandmother (props to mopez for the find)

anyone that's enjoyed the comforts that a woman with no teeth may afford a man, well.. yeah, WOW. back when gladiators fought and died I bet there was extreme bloodshed, gore and maybe even sex when the Lady of the house (pictured) was horney and needed some gladiator pickle shoved up into her tubes. back then romance was still alive and multi-generational- clearly at some point we lost our way.

even just one kiss from carl malden here and i'd be over the moon so doofus pause shit eaters #5 for a minute and relay a message- time to clear out the cobwebs winter's over.


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#51694 - 03/16/10 06:25 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Quote:

Freestylah,

I am very worried.




Thanks for your concern. It's heart-warming.

Keep your advice for yourself. If I want to hear it, I'll ask. OK?
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#51695 - 03/24/10 05:31 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard.
degenerated Offline
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Registered: 08/26/09
Posts: 11




Annabella Sciorra <speechless>



Quote:





i love Armenian girls, Kim and Kourtney are hot.
id fuck Kim in the ass so hard her ass cheeks would deflate.
the mother is ehhh, after a few brewskies id probably let her suck my dick.
the lesser Kardashian sister doesnt do it for me at all, i cant get a stiffy when chicks look like trannies.

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#51696 - 03/31/10 06:38 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
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Registered: 04/16/09
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Loc: Sleeping through my funeral
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#51697 - 03/31/10 06:41 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
CxGxPx Offline
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Quote:

Dryer Girl






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#51698 - 03/31/10 06:49 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
I've always had a crush on Dolores O'Riordan...





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#51699 - 03/31/10 07:11 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler


Holly Marie Combs

Both Arquette girls





and definitely Naomi Watts
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#51700 - 03/31/10 08:04 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
taint1974 Offline
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Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398
Quote:

I've always had a crush on Dolores O'Riordan...







Same here, I briefly met her during my very short stint in the music business and she was even better looking in person.

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#51701 - 03/31/10 08:30 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
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Quote:

And for good measure this simple bitch









Agreed Sonny.... Th^t whore just fucken does it for me and don't waste your time with the "she's stupid" shit. I already have one that knows everything so it's all good.
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#51702 - 03/31/10 08:38 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses


Helena Christensen


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#51703 - 03/31/10 08:42 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
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That the whore from the Chris Issak vid?. Good call.
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#51704 - 03/31/10 09:24 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
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Quote:



Agreed Sonny.... Th^t whore just fucken does it for me and don't waste your time with the "she's stupid" shit. I already have one that knows everything so it's all good.




Never mind that she's stooopid. She was on Letterman a few days ago. Time and excess calories have not been kind.

I'd still fuck her, but she is teetering on the edge of has-been.
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#51705 - 04/01/10 02:27 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
taint1974 Offline
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Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398
Jesse James, saw this chick on MTV's Silent Library this afternoon, she's a pop/country singer.





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#51706 - 04/01/10 02:33 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
Anonymous
Unregistered


Jesse James....now just how original is that name.

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#51707 - 04/01/10 10:47 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
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Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
I just saw this, and would really like my girl to make friends w/Anna Paquin so I could fuck her hard. I never knew she was bi. No wonder that dude on her show left his wife. Hope its not an April Fool's joke.

Anna Paquin admits she's bi
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#51708 - 04/02/10 12:48 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
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Registered: 09/20/05
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Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA








I have made my point I think.
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#51709 - 04/02/10 02:43 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
Amadago Offline
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Registered: 07/18/08
Posts: 105
I have to chime in on Jessica Simpson and Christina Hendricks.

Both of them are incredibly hot, and for the same reason: they have the body of a woman, not a boy with silicone tits.

A nice happy medium between the meth head stick figures and the michelin girls.

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#51710 - 04/02/10 05:50 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Christina looks delicious.

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#51711 - 07/24/10 08:35 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
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#51712 - 07/25/10 09:23 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Hmmmpphhhhhh that should fit up your ass easily !
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#51713 - 07/25/10 04:45 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
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#51714 - 07/25/10 05:29 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
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Registered: 12/16/08
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^^^^I bet he has a stinky pussy.
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#51715 - 07/25/10 05:47 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Meg Whitman








This twat is running for Governor of California against Moonbeam?

Really?!?!? Those are the choices?!?!?


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#51716 - 07/26/10 12:55 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha
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#51717 - 07/26/10 09:55 AM Re: Non-porn girl you really want 2 fuck real HARD
Nugent Offline
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Registered: 09/20/05
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It's time to recognize Olivia Munn:















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#51718 - 07/26/10 05:45 PM Re: Non-porn girl you really want 2 fuck real HARD
frankie fatale Offline
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the munster can eat shit.shes basically quit aots for acting.well see how that works out for her.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
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#51719 - 07/26/10 06:34 PM Re: Non-porn girl you really want 2 fuck real HARD
Paranoid Offline
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Quote:

the munster can eat shit.shes basically quit aots for acting.well see how that works out for her.




Right. Fuck that bitch for going and being successful. What's wrong with her? She should be happy pandering to and teasing comic book fags and gamer dorks who can't get a real woman to spread for them! What fuckin' nerve...whore!!
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#51720 - 07/27/10 01:25 AM Re: Non-porn girl you really want 2 fuck real HARD
frankie fatale Offline
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lol its just been annoying having her gone and then its some big deal when she decides to come back for two eps.they shouldve replaced her awhile back.i wish her the best but her acting skills arent exactly great.
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#51721 - 07/27/10 12:07 PM Re: Non-porn girl you really want 2 fuck real HARD
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