It makes a better fit imagining the camp crew cut behind barbwire.
Wait, the old lady librarian who only posts C&P's is busting my balls for copying? More like agreeing with what should be a board policy.
And BTW: My family left Europe in the 1890s, so your chimney jokes and death camp jokes are as far off the mark as your jaded view of the world. Try making a single post on here that is original content, clever, witty, sad, personal, informative, or at least one that does not make you sound like a self-righteous, judgemental Stewie Griffin playing Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh in the school play.
Your copied bullshit won't become better that way.
Off again. And praise the irony.
Remember the moment when the derivative ideology started and report back, hypocritical mongoloid.
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Halfway through and the guy's pretty spot on. Garcia should be number 1. But the biggest douche of all is the writer. He's just a little smarter than the rest of us.
I've come to accept Dylan as the genius he is. And I think Springsteen is probably the best writer of the jondra. Douchebags both. But the talent, or just the spectacle, outshined the doucheyness.
Crosby was a junkie piece of shit. Garcia was a junkie piece of shit. They both stayed on their pedestals looking down on us long after their own decision making abilities became suspect at best. Peace and love and weed and levitating the Pentagon. Right after I hit that glass dick. Their poetry was lousy. Fuck them.
Lennon. I don't give a fuck. Just another judgemental morally correct 60's nag who talks the talk but don't come close to walking it.
Carlos Santana. He's a decent picker. Leave him alone.
I never got that Zappa shit. Jangly noise. But it was jazz, and I never got jazz.
My dad met Fogerty at a Lion's Club bash in Troy, Or. He said Fogerty was an OK bloke. He thought Kevin Nash was a drunken asshole, so I figure my dad was an OK judge of character.
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There is a definite hillbilly aspect to some of the smaller towns in Alaska. On my most recent fishing trip, I met a waitress at the strip club who had just shown her tits to a guy in exchange for two bales of hay for her horses.
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What's with her arms, Alex? Check the insides for track marks. That's what's with her arms, ya gobshite.
His arms, not her
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Yesterday, when I went for a stroll for $1.00 foods, I noticed this heavenly creature walking on 86th Street with her mother, going through fruit and vegetable stores. I then went to Riteway[where I got myself some gourmet root beer and $1 yogurts], and when I got out of there, she was still on the block, so I walked slowly on purpose and let her get ahead, so I could scan her body with my eyes, without drawing unnecessary attention: very nice, lightly sun-roasted skin, near-perfect meat-to-fat ration, natural, healthy provencial-tone blond hair, pretty good legs and very nice feet [with very nice toes!], about 5'9"-6'0" tall and good face [without makeup]. She then turned corner, and I followed, and then got ahead of her, but tried to maintain a distance of around 12 feet, where I utilized my Soviet KGB techniques of covert eavesdropping, to pinpoint the location of the building where her footsteps went into. Just sayin'.
Yesterday, when I went for a stroll for $1.00 foods, I noticed this heavenly creature walking on 86th Street with her mother, going through fruit and vegetable stores. I then went to Riteway[where I got myself some gourmet root beer and $1 yogurts], and when I got out of there, she was still on the block, so I walked slowly on purpose and let her get ahead, so I could scan her body with my eyes, without drawing unnecessary attention: very nice, lightly sun-roasted skin, near-perfect meat-to-fat ration, natural, healthy provencial-tone blond hair, pretty good legs and very nice feet [with very nice toes!], about 5'9"-6'0" tall and good face [without makeup]. She then turned corner, and I followed, and then got ahead of her, but tried to maintain a distance of around 12 feet, where I utilized my Soviet KGB techniques of covert eavesdropping, to pinpoint the location of the building where her footsteps went into. Just sayin'.
quoting this for the police.
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The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities.
Yesterday, when I went for a stroll for $1.00 foods, I noticed this heavenly creature walking on 86th Street with her mother, going through fruit and vegetable stores. I then went to Riteway[where I got myself some gourmet root beer and $1 yogurts], and when I got out of there, she was still on the block, so I walked slowly on purpose and let her get ahead, so I could scan her body with my eyes, without drawing unnecessary attention: very nice, lightly sun-roasted skin, near-perfect meat-to-fat ration, natural, healthy provencial-tone blond hair, pretty good legs and very nice feet [with very nice toes!], about 5'9"-6'0" tall and good face [without makeup]. She then turned corner, and I followed, and then got ahead of her, but tried to maintain a distance of around 12 feet, where I utilized my Soviet KGB techniques of covert eavesdropping, to pinpoint the location of the building where her footsteps went into. Just sayin'.
Yesterday, when I went for a stroll for $1.00 foods, I noticed this heavenly creature walking on 86th Street with her mother, going through fruit and vegetable stores. I then went to Riteway[where I got myself some gourmet root beer and $1 yogurts], and when I got out of there, she was still on the block, so I walked slowly on purpose and let her get ahead, so I could scan her body with my eyes, without drawing unnecessary attention: very nice, lightly sun-roasted skin, near-perfect meat-to-fat ration, natural, healthy provencial-tone blond hair, pretty good legs and very nice feet [with very nice toes!], about 5'9"-6'0" tall and good face [without makeup]. She then turned corner, and I followed, and then got ahead of her, but tried to maintain a distance of around 12 feet, where I utilized my Soviet KGB techniques of covert eavesdropping, to pinpoint the location of the building where her footsteps went into. Just sayin'.
quoting this for the police.
She looked at least 19 years old.
I've been tossin'-'n-turnin' thinking about this girl. Mainly because the tooth still hurts like a mofo and I can't sleep much, and just in pain.
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
How big was her penis?
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I think that I partially fixed the toothache: I took a Q-tip, and punctured this big zip on the inside of the cheek. A bit of blood spurted out, but I spit it, and rinsed out the mouth with the cheap antiseptic mouthwash. The painful pressure went away.
I think that I partially fixed the toothache: I took a Q-tip, and punctured this big zip on the inside of the cheek. A bit of blood spurted out, but I spit it, and rinsed out the mouth with the cheap antiseptic mouthwash. The painful pressure went away.
drink a quart of bleach and you'll be right as rain
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The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities.
Some stuff I noticed while cleaning up the garage:
Old tires = spiders! Empty glasses or plastic coffee cups = dead spiders because they can't climb the walls of the glasses. If they're in a cup together, spare change and old rubber bands will glue themselves together.
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I think that I partially fixed the toothache: I took a Q-tip, and punctured this big zip on the inside of the cheek. A bit of blood spurted out, but I spit it, and rinsed out the mouth with the cheap antiseptic mouthwash. The painful pressure went away.
An abscess is nothing to take lightly. Get thee to a dentist.
the zit on the inner cheek may be caused by your diet. zit on the gumline can be trouble.
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I think that I partially fixed the toothache: I took a Q-tip, and punctured this big zip on the inside of the cheek. A bit of blood spurted out, but I spit it, and rinsed out the mouth with the cheap antiseptic mouthwash. The painful pressure went away.
An abscess is nothing to take lightly. Get thee to a dentist.
Nah, not yet. He gave me antibiotics for a week, and I wash my mouth every so often.
For me, we should either nuke the entire region or leave them be to kill each other. This going half way bull shit only using special ops and providing intel bull shit has to stop. It's just wasting money and getting our own killed.
Build a huge fence at the border, patrol it with how ever many soldiers necessary, but let anyone in, so long as they are not criminals, willing to work, not muslim, or haven't ever visited a muslim country.
For me, we should either nuke the entire region or leave them be to kill each other. This going half way bull shit only using special ops and providing intel bull shit has to stop. It's just wasting money and getting our own killed.
Build a huge fence at the border, patrol it with how ever many soldiers necessary, but let anyone in, so long as they are not criminals, willing to work, not muslim, or haven't ever visited a muslim country.
The freedom of expression regarding the press of the free has issues.
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
The "world" isn't appalled, or even slightly discomforted. The rest of the world are fucking barbarians. You can't reason with them, you can't logic them. The only thing the First World can do is put the 2nd and under Worlds under it's boot. These animals can't control themselves and the idea of giving them free reign to captain their own destiny is madness.
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Having killed someone doesn't make you a killer- @KINGROCHE
WTF does ice water have to do with Lou Gehrig's disease?
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"Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.