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#625609 - 02/15/15 12:39 PM Re: Alex Has No Friends [Re: Uncle Joe]
Bluecipher Offline
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fight the urge to spoil the commons
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#625643 - 02/16/15 10:02 AM Re: Alex Has No Friends [Re: Uncle Joe]
J.B.
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10" Cast-Iron grill pan: $24.99

12-Quart Stainless Steel stockpot: $39.99



Need to get a good dutch oven sometime this week.

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#625648 - 02/16/15 01:13 PM Re: Alex Has No Friends [Re: ]
Jerkules Offline
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
10" Cast-Iron grill pan: $24.99

12-Quart Stainless Steel stockpot: $39.99



Need to get a good dutch oven sometime this week.


Invite Panzer over and feed him some beans and eggs.
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#625659 - 02/16/15 05:15 PM Re: Alex Has No Friends [Re: Uncle Joe]
J.B.
Unregistered


I wouldn't invite Panzer over if I could feed him his last meal before the needle.

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#625673 - 02/16/15 10:05 PM Re: Alex Has No Friends [Re: Uncle Joe]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
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For my 50th birthday today I've reserved a 50 year old...in whore years...whore. She has freakishly long nipples. I love a freak show. And shame. I fucking love the shame.
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#625674 - 02/16/15 10:41 PM Re: Alex Has No Friends [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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Happy Birthday, my brutha!!!!!

I hope you skewered her farthole.
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#625812 - 02/23/15 10:33 PM Re: Alex Has No Friends [Re: Uncle Joe]
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shamrock pendant.

tee by these guys

http://shop.wesc.com/category/mens-tees
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#625836 - 02/25/15 08:28 AM Re: Alex Has No Friends [Re: Uncle Joe]
Steezo Offline
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Registered: 01/11/06
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I bought a couple of high-capacity Lithium-Polymer batteries for a drone I purchased recently. These types of batteries aren't supposed to be shipped via air freight because of the risk of fire, so I selected UPS Ground shipping.

So... the batteries left the store located near Seattle and spent almost a week in transit being shipped by truck to Sacramento, California and then were put on a plane anyway and shipped to Alaska for delivery.

I guess UPS doesn't actually send trucks all the way to Alaska or something, so this is their roundabout way of making sure my delivery took forever to get here, instead of just putting it on a plane from Seattle to Anchorage the next day.
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#625840 - 02/25/15 09:37 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
butterman Offline
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Registered: 01/16/06
Posts: 467
Loc: Yankee Stadium
A new snow shovel-the old one broke. Fucking winter!!!

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#625842 - 02/25/15 10:04 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Omg I love shoveling snow! And great workout!

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#625902 - 02/27/15 05:53 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: gia jordan]
Mr. Meat Offline
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I like to drag my scrotum through the snow...like a plow.

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#625909 - 02/27/15 08:50 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Like a plow boss.

X6 vape pen from a chatty fellow on Facebook for $10. Glass dry herb attachment from the Pakis for $5. Did the deal on the Paki's counter. I'd never tried the e-juices before, and the guy had some strawberry mango in it. Very tasty. Rips like a motherfucker. If I smoked cigarettes I'd definitely switch over to try to quit. Going to need a concentrates adapter for it.
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#625965 - 03/01/15 09:09 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
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Domain for 2yrs: $17.90 + free WhoIs anonymizing. Purchased w/ that free money I got from my Chaturbate affiliate. Howzat for ya, Panzer. FREE DOMAIN!
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#625966 - 03/01/15 09:11 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Barry the Pirate]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Like a plow boss.

X6 vape pen from a chatty fellow on Facebook for $10. Glass dry herb attachment from the Pakis for $5. Did the deal on the Paki's counter. I'd never tried the e-juices before, and the guy had some strawberry mango in it. Very tasty. Rips like a motherfucker. If I smoked cigarettes I'd definitely switch over to try to quit. Going to need a concentrates adapter for it.


A bunch of e-buddies on a different board are all into vaping. They all love the flavors targeted at coloreds, Thug Juice being a fave. One dude practically jizzed his pants on Cotton Candy flavor.
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#625982 - 03/02/15 02:14 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jerkules]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Like a plow boss.

X6 vape pen from a chatty fellow on Facebook for $10. Glass dry herb attachment from the Pakis for $5. Did the deal on the Paki's counter. I'd never tried the e-juices before, and the guy had some strawberry mango in it. Very tasty. Rips like a motherfucker. If I smoked cigarettes I'd definitely switch over to try to quit. Going to need a concentrates adapter for it.


A bunch of e-buddies on a different board are all into vaping. They all love the flavors targeted at coloreds, Thug Juice being a fave. One dude practically jizzed his pants on Cotton Candy flavor.


I'm going to look next weekend for non nicotine flavors. It's very much like doing the hookah thing. The get rich quick in me is researching how to make the stuff. All organic and that bullshit.
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#626002 - 03/03/15 10:10 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Mini Jambox. Radio Shack in Pt Authority NYC (super jankity bus station and major hub to most subway lines.)

Was $179. Down to $117 then 30% off because they're going OUTTA BUSINESS! "They won't be undersold!"

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#626003 - 03/03/15 10:11 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Loc: NYC
I hate hookah. It's like smoking Victoria's Secret body sprays.

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#626007 - 03/03/15 11:22 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: gia jordan]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I hate hookah. It's like smoking Victoria's Secret body sprays.


That's nice.
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#626010 - 03/03/15 12:51 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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Bunch of food and crap for the house at Sam's Club: $136

WordPress theme: $69 discounted to $27.60 w/ 60% off coupon code I found via the Google.

I found a Streammate affiliate program, 30% of money spent, but they have a $250 minimum payout. They also offer like $30 or $40/ free sign up. That is crazy. If Chaturbate had that kind of pay out, I would have made over a grand by now.
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#626018 - 03/04/15 12:37 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Uncle Joe Offline
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3x cheeseburgers that I made into 1 at Wendy's for $3.23
3x cheeseburgers that I made into 1 at Burger King for $3.27
1x 8-pack of cheap chinese dish scrubbers over at 86th Street store for $1.00
1x bag of nacho cheese Bravo chips for $1.00 at Riteway

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#626022 - 03/04/15 01:52 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
No money spent on food today.
$20 to have my hair blown out straight.
$2 1 litre water.

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#626028 - 03/04/15 08:17 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Mr. Meat Offline
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Registered: 06/12/12
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I purchased a rubber gia jordan doll for $1.50.

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#626030 - 03/04/15 09:47 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Bought 4x Trisonic brand of keyed padlocks at the local 99c store for $2.29 each. Gave cashier $10.00, he gave me $12.42 back.

cool

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#626032 - 03/04/15 09:55 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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I'm going to buy this after I deposit some $$ on Friday or Saturday. I'm sick of having to jump off cars. If I get this, then I'll be able to park the tractor in my old run in shed, instead of having to park it in front of my garage.

Plus, I plan to leave it in my van, and charge my cell off it, if I need to. I don't have a constant power cigarette lighter plug in my mini van anymore, and the damn phone don't charge going 3-4 blocks at a time when I'm doing deliveries.

http://www.amazon.com/Clore-JNC660-Jump-...ds=jump+n+carry

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#626033 - 03/04/15 10:26 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I'm going to buy this after I deposit some $$ on Friday or Saturday. I'm sick of having to jump off cars. If I get this, then I'll be able to park the tractor in my old run in shed, instead of having to park it in front of my garage.

Plus, I plan to leave it in my van, and charge my cell off it, if I need to. I don't have a constant power cigarette lighter plug in my mini van anymore, and the damn phone don't charge going 3-4 blocks at a time when I'm doing deliveries.

http://www.amazon.com/Clore-JNC660-Jump-...ds=jump+n+carry


You gonna hook this thing up to your nuts and give it a go?

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#626034 - 03/04/15 11:41 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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No. I'm gonna get one w/ a cigarette lighter socket so I could stick my dick in it. I figure that once I swirl the pre-cum around the head, it should conduct the electricity.
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#626036 - 03/05/15 01:33 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jerkules]
faceblaster Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
You mean the Auto-Suck, car vagina?



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#626049 - 03/05/15 02:16 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Mr. Meat]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Originally Posted By: Mr. Meat
I purchased a rubber gia jordan doll for $1.50.


Paid too much. At least yours doesn't yap.
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#626052 - 03/05/15 02:45 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
HillbillyHarry Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 422
Loc: Appalachia
a pile of dog toys and another elastic leash.

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#626088 - 03/06/15 08:13 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Uncle Joe Offline
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2x cans of Rip It Power - $1 each
1x motorized dog - $3
2x boxes of Popeyes Surf & Turf - $5.43 each
1x padlock for $2.29

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#626126 - 03/08/15 01:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
I didn't figure you for anything other than a Dollar Store padlock man.
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#626140 - 03/08/15 05:32 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Steezo Offline
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Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Originally Posted By: PeePooPeep

2x boxes of Popeyes Surf & Turf - $5.43 each


I've been meaning to try that, but I'll wait until it's reviewed on theshitieat.com.
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#626198 - 03/11/15 12:09 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Rubber washer for the washing machine tap spliter - $1 at the local hardware store

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#626203 - 03/11/15 06:20 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Mr. Meat Offline
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Registered: 06/12/12
Posts: 1329
FLIR E4 thermal imaging camera. $850.00

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#626208 - 03/11/15 08:58 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Mr. Meat]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Originally Posted By: Mr. Meat
FLIR E4 thermal imaging camera. $850.00

You gonna aim that at butthole?

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#626209 - 03/11/15 09:10 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
Originally Posted By: PeePooPeep
Originally Posted By: Mr. Meat
FLIR E4 thermal imaging camera. $850.00

You gonna aim that at butthole?


Knowing him it will be Asian or Crazy or both, but it will definitely be a chick, so you won't be interested.
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#626210 - 03/11/15 09:18 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Uncle Joe Offline
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1-ride MetroCazrd - $2.50
20x items for $20.44 at Dollar Tree

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#626261 - 03/15/15 04:18 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
underwear. and a nice plaid shirt from Scotch & Soda . that store down from the Nelligan, G.....
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#626284 - 03/16/15 04:50 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Yep. I love that area! And come to the Scotch and Soda here in NYC!

$10 Black long wool cardigan. Goodwill.
$100 Photoshop class. Starting in April.

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#626288 - 03/16/15 07:25 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
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i should. passport getting done haha.
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#626371 - 03/22/15 01:47 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: gia jordan]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Posts: 9221
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Yep. I love that area! And come to the Scotch and Soda here in NYC!

$10 Black long wool cardigan. Goodwill.
$100 Photoshop class. Starting in April.

I got that Kelby shit flyer in the mail.

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#626372 - 03/22/15 01:47 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Around $60 for a bunch of shit at Dollar Tree. EAD body wash and 8oz Battered Mushrooms are my favorite items from teh purchase.

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#626373 - 03/22/15 02:42 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
Originally Posted By: PeePooPeep
... Battered Mushrooms are my favorite items from teh purchase.


-cause some mushroom just don't know when to shut up.
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#626376 - 03/22/15 08:02 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
J.B.
Unregistered


The way Alex treats his food, a beating's getting off easy.

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#626381 - 03/22/15 12:44 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
hair stuff. beard stuff. combs.
_________________________
"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock

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#626384 - 03/22/15 12:52 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Tickets for Spokane Chiefs hockey tonite.
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#626385 - 03/22/15 04:22 PM Alex = Sobakayob [Re: Uncle Joe]
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Originally Posted By: PeePooPeep
Around $60 for a bunch of shit at Dollar Tree. EAD body wash and 8oz Battered Mushrooms are my favorite items from teh purchase.
Is that how you attrach the trannies into your grandmother's soviet apartment? You fucking bitch.

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#626399 - 03/23/15 02:25 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Originally Posted By: PeePooPeep
Around $60 for a bunch of shit at Dollar Tree. EAD body wash and 8oz Battered Mushrooms are my favorite items from teh purchase.


For a second, I thought Battered Mushrooms was one of your body sprays.

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#626405 - 03/23/15 07:43 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
combination lock
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock

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#626407 - 03/23/15 08:05 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
4 cans of deodorant from Amazon, cause CVS and Walgreens didn't have the one I like, and I didn't feel like looking anywhere else.
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