Wanker Wang Posts: The Minion has disappeared. For the past week, he has not shown up for work. In fact, last week, he called up Tony T. and Scott Nails in a desperate voice that he was constantly living in terror. He told them that everyday he was afraid to show up to work because he didn't know how I was going to humiliate him that day.
I guess the nail hit the coffin when I informed him that the fuck videos I've been putting him in were coming to an end indefinitely.
If this is true, I'd like to express my fondest wishes for the Minion. He will be sorely missed. I'm crying as I write this.