Guapo is still pissed at me for not "having his back" 5 years ago on the JUDGE JUDY show....I fuckin' tried to make it out to NYC for filming the episode but at that time I was living in Northern Cali tending my....er,ah.... "garden" and could not just drop what I was doing so I could sit my crippled ass in front of a menopausal Hebrew television magistrate and function as some half assed character witness for someone I only knew via a pornographic website.

What the fuck were you accused of back then Guapo? Statutory Rape and Check Fraud? Furnishing Booze to Minors and check fraud? Cruelty to Animals and check fraud? Or maybe it was furnishing Booze to Animals so you could rape and.... ah Fuck it. Either way, it was clear the Honorable female Yiddish Christ-killing "judge" was going to shove her gavel right up Guapo's ass faster than Guapo can say "I have no rights", so I bailed.....

However, now I AM in NYC (well, close-by anyhow), so You AND Mr. Smelly Monkey are coridally invited to Scores whenever you can manage to get yourself down there, ok? You can try and hate me, Like Smellty Monkey tries, but the fact is I am un-hateable....


Here, ponder this while your hatred for me simmers in your heart: http://www.scoresatlanticcity.com/