#598050 - 09/04/1307:46 PMPost in this thread if you're DRUNK
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another re-run from reeeecrapse...one of the thousand reasons relapse is better than this shithole. (I'm surprised there's never been a drinking thread here, at least one I'm not aware of) Post in this thread if you're drunk...I've personally had about 8-10 shots in the last hour and a half.
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#598052 - 09/04/1307:50 PMRe: Post in this thread if you're DRUNK
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you'll catch some shit because we have this thread but i get what you're going for...probably because my entire posting history would be on topic here.
good luck, nga.
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#598053 - 09/04/1307:57 PMRe: Post in this thread if you're DRUNK
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Sasha Grey claimed to be into the japani-ease noise band MErzbow...I wonder if she ever got a mope to buy her a merzcar...(a car that had like 500 hours of merzbow music inbedded in it)
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#598055 - 09/04/1308:14 PMRe: Post in this thread if you're DRUNK
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Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
nga=niggah rite????
how dare you?.
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Sasha Grey claimed to be into the japani-ease noise band MErzbow...I wonder if she ever got a mope to buy her a merzcar...(a car that had like 500 hours of merzbow music inbedded in it)
no clue. i doubt she lets life get that intricate based on what she let happen to her shitpipe for not alot of money. sounds like the merzbow crowd got trolled solid. just my take.
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#598063 - 09/04/1309:02 PMRe: Post in this thread if you're DRUNK
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I think Infantry had a song called "Even Niggers Hate Faggots" IIRC. People Haters are more my speed.
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#598072 - 09/05/1303:08 AMRe: Post in this thread if you're DRUNK
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Originally Posted By: tattypatty
I think Infantry had a song called "Even Niggers Hate Faggots"
hahah, yes. It's been deleted from youtube, strangely People Hater's stuff is intact though. (Infantry is members of Grand Belial's Keys...their more "serious" band focuses on hating jews)
Vaginal Jesus was members of Anal Cunt, but everyone knows that by now
...anyways, passed out, puked, passed out again, feeling great now.
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#598074 - 09/05/1307:00 AMRe: Post in this thread if you're DRUNK
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Yes, I am DRUNK. There is a big-titted Korean girl sucking on my knob. She's 5' 9", a little bit blowsy in the gut, but long legs, a shaved box, and a totally whorish demeanor (large tattoo on her back and very dark, tanned skin). Her cheeks show the scars of a slight case of acne as a teenager. I am loving it. Totally worth the US$350. Except for the total absence of cocaine, the Admiral has done well tonight. Oh my God, am I drunk. Thank goodness for Viagra.
- she has a bf named "kyle". that makes her a cunt and at the same time negates his douche status. she's celebrity enough to NOT date a kyle. for the record. kyle is a douche name on its own. a kyle pukes in your car or calls your house late at night looking for his parents. like i said..."douche".
- she peaked at dating jimmy kimmel but this was her only real success...
#598108 - 09/06/1302:57 AMRe: Post in this thread if you're DRUNK
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Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
Yes, I am DRUNK. There is a big-titted Korean girl sucking on my knob. She's 5' 9", a little bit blowsy in the gut, but long legs, a shaved box, and a totally whorish demeanor (large tattoo on her back and very dark, tanned skin). Her cheeks show the scars of a slight case of acne as a teenager. I am loving it. Totally worth the US$350. Except for the total absence of cocaine, the Admiral has done well tonight. Oh my God, am I drunk. Thank goodness for Viagra.
#598647 - 09/13/1302:56 AMAttention right wing shit bags and other assorted
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.....detritus, can we at least agree that Steven Crowder fucking sucks ass? Everytime I see this gigantic pile of donkey shit I just want to cave his skull in and then clone it so I can smash it over and over and have his corpse go through some head cloning Mobius strip so I can hit it with a sledge hammer forever....Here he is verbally defecating about marijuana, with some dumb cunt hack "dr" trotting out the old line about wacky weed and schizophrenia, while trying to make some laughable metabolic claim about alcohol consumption. (the burnt out ex hippie who dropped acid for 20 yrs straight was a nice touch of yellow journalism)
Look at this fucking idiots excuse for stand up, this is from his own channel, I bet he thought he was really hot shit when he took down that heckler. It's no wonder he had to find a whole new gimmick or else he'd be dancing on the street right now with a pizza pizza sign
And here he is getting into fight with an old man. It's really convoluted and hard to tell exactly who instigated the fight. Either way Cumder sure got some mileage out of it when this monkey shit first happened crowder made a big deal about how he'd challenge him to rematch. A no holds barred MMA fight to the finish! or some such retardness, as the much younger crowder likes to fancy himself as a martial arts master, a real renaissance man. I personally was disappointed the UNION THUGS didn't cut his fucking head off and stick it on the end of a pike in front of the capital building
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#599519 - 09/26/1308:54 PMRe: Post in this thread if you're DRUNK
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I've drunk 7 beers and 8 four loko's in the last 3 days. I really am not a fan of cheer leader beer bullshit but the local 5 and dime was clearing out stock of one style for super cheap so I couldn't pass up a cheap drunkening. (you take what you can in Joe Biden's america) It amazes me how many varieties of stupid "malted beverage" trash they have competing with each other and crowding out regular bad beer and malt liquor swill, kids these days.
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#599576 - 09/27/1308:55 PMRe: Post in this thread if you're DRUNK
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
What brand of cheap beer?
Pabts (because it was cheap, not because I'm a hipster fag) I get what ever's there/on sale. I'm kind of partial to Hamm's or Oly's. I don't see either too much now a days.......It might as well be natural light or keystone as all the old brands are just owned by fucking coors or budweiser now anyways. ......They all have that typical bad beer flavor like old cardboard soaked in water....the only cheap beer I've tried that has a unique taste was Old Milwaukee believe it or not.
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#599583 - 09/27/1309:17 PMRe: Post in this thread if you're DRUNK
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The only cheap beers I can think of off the top of my head that are still independent are Genesee and Yuengling
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Here is some information about the beer companies that dominate about 95% of the market here in the US:
AB InBev:
Anheuser-Busch is one of the top 40 air polluters in the US, releasing over 2,200,000 lbs of pollutants into the sky last year alone. Historically AB has had a good, labor-friendly reputation, but unfortunately this has changed since its merger with InBev. At the time of this draft, AB has stopped payment on pensions for AB union widows, and is currently renegotiating union contracts with a 10% reduction in workforce expected. It is worth mentioning that Arizona Senator John McCain is a significant stock holder in AB. Also, AB subsidiary Sea World has had its license for capture and detainment of dolphins and orcas repeatedly revoked.
Anheuser-Busch brands: Budweiser Bud Light Michelob Busch Rolling Rock Natural Light/Ice Bud Extra Bare Knuckle Stout Ascent 54 Shock Top Skipjack Amber Lager Wild Blue Sun Dog Beach Bum Blonde Jack's Pumpkin Spice Winter's Bourbon 180 Energy Stone Mill Pale Wild Hop Lager Bacardi Silver Tequiza Tilt ZiegenBock Redbridge O'Doul's Landshark Lager Hurricane King Cobra Partial Ownership: Red Hook Widmer Bros Corona Victoria Modelo
InBev , the largest brewer in the world, has frequently been accused of buying the rights to a "premium" beer and lowering both quality control standards and wages at newly acquired companies. For example, wages at the Montenegro brewing facility were cut from a monthly average of €321 down to €87, on top of eliminating nearly half of the positions at the factory after breaking three strikes. InBev later settled with unions regarding this and other disputes but refused to honor the agreements once work resumed. InBev has also been fined along with Heineken for price fixing in the European market.
Pabst Brewing Company: Pabst is not actually a brewing company at all. It is a marketing front that contracts all of its brewing out to other companies, with around 85% of the work done by MillerCoors. Pabst is owned by the S&P Corp, which is in turn owned by the The Kalmanovitz Charitable Foundation. This trust, which reports Pabst stock value at roughly 1-5% of its actual worth, is a tax shell which violates US law in both its ownership structure and lack of mandatory charitable giving. It is run by Jesuit priest John LoSchiavo, chancellor of the private University of San Francisco, which is one of the only benefactors of the foundation. The trust is named for Paul Kalmanovitz, who throughout his career would buy up breweries, shut them down, and contract the brewing out with lowered quality standards. Breweries that had been taken over by Kalmanovitz were known to fly the American flag inverted and at half staff upon the news of a buyout. In 1981 Falstaff employees even chipped in to buy Kalmanovitz a microwave as a gift, hoping it would fatally disrupt his pacemaker.
Pabst Brands: Ballantine Ale Blatz Champale Colt 45 Country Club Jacob Best Lone Star McSorley's National Bohemian Old Milwaukee Old Style Olympia Pabst Blue Ribbon Pearl Piel's Rainier Lager Rainier Ale Rainier Beer Schaefer Schlitz Schmidt's Special Export St. Ides Stag Stroh's
MillerCoors (SAB Miller, MolsonCoors):
Miller has a relatively good labor track record compared to the rest of its corporate family; this has declined since its sale from Philip Morris to South African Breweries. All the same just as past profits flowed directly into Uncle Phil's wallet, they still end up there due to a 36% stake in shares. Miller is also a major polluter, parroting accolades of sustainability of its Georgia brewery, yet expelling more tons of pollutants than the coal-fired power plant in the same Doughearty County area.
SAB Miller Brands: Aguila Blue Moon Castle Lager Club Colombia Coors Coors Light Dreher Classic Gambrinus Leinenkugel's Grolsch Haywards 5000 Miller Genuine Draft Miller Lite Peroni Pilsner Urquell Snow St Louis Tyskie Steel Reserve Sharp's Mickey's Olde English 800 Milwaukee's Best Hamm's Icehouse Red Dog SouthPaw Kozel Coors, where to begin? Just in the last 50 years, Coors has been one of the worst enemies to organized labor this country has seen. Coors has not only killed more unions than you have fingers and toes, poor conditions have killed workers in its factories. Joseph Coors gave Oliver North $65,000 to purchase an airplane for right-wing Nicaraguan terrorist contras, and has helped raise millions more to fund their cause. The Coors family has helped found and continue to fund the Heritage Foundation, the Free Congress Foundation, and the Council for National Policy. These are ultra-right-wing DC think tanks who's causes include: Opposing the Civil Rights Act, anti-homosexuality legislation, abstinence only education, anti-labor legislation and education, opposing nuclear disarmament, anti-Islam policies and propaganda, anti-immigration legislation and education, direct payment to scientists for anti-climate change research, anti-minimum wage laws, and propaganda touting the safety of pesticides. In addition to these policies, these groups employ KKK financier Richard Shoff, eugenics activist and holocaust denier Roger Pearson, as well as a great many other evangelical and nationalist socialist figures. Joseph's older brother William once told a group of minority businessmen "you will find out that probably the greatest favor that anybody ever did you was to drag your ancestors over here in chains against their will, and I mean it." Additionally, Coors subsidiary ACX Technologies is a defense department supplier, making ceramics for missiles and other weapons. Since absorbing Molson, it has imposed its anti-labor policies on that subsidiary.
MolsonCoors Brands: Coors Carling Black Label Blue Moon Killian's Keystone Carling Molson Rickard's Creemore Springs
Diageo:
Diageo, owner of Guinness, Smirnoff, Red Stripe, and many others was recently cited by the Scottish Environmental Protection Agency as the largest polluter in the country. It has also been cited for dumping effluent and broken glass into Lake Victoria, Uganda. Diageo has also engaged in a deceptive public relations campaign in Africa that includes the funding a feature length movie, Critical Assignment. This film credits the fictional Guinness advertising creation Michael Power (actually actor Cleveland Mitchell) as a real actor, spouting his catchphrase "Guinness brings out the Power in you!"
Diageo Brands: Guinness Smithwick's Red Stripe Harp Kilkenny Satzenbrau Senator Keg Smirnoff Ice
Other Concerns
Environmental Impact: Many beer corporations have been in the news with sustainability developments, but the motivation behind these is generally profit driven, or simply coming in line with regulations they had been ignoring for years. Smaller breweries such as Brooklyn and New Belgium are completely powered by wind turbines, and other craft brewers have incorporated creative ways to lessen the impact they have on the environment, such as Great Lakes Brewing using biodiesel and vegetable oil to fuel delivery trucks. The actual brewing process only takes of 3-10% of the total energy used in to make a beer, and over 50% of the total energy expenditure is in shipping and refrigeration. So those looking to mitigate environmental impact should take to drinking as locally as possible, and avoid retailers with inefficient open-air coolers. Additionally, the farming practices going into certified organic brew greatly diminish the upstream environmental impact and total energy use of a beer.
Genetic Modification: You would be hard pressed to find a beer brewed on a large scale that does not contain GMO ingredients in some fashion. Most high quantity, low quality brewers use conventional corn starch as part of the wort or base for fermentation, including the recipes for namesake Miller, Pabst, Anheuser–Busch, and Coors beers. Conventional rice is used, and in fact, Anheuser–Busch is the largest consumer of rice in the US. In 2007 experimental genetically engineered rice (Bayer LL601) not yet approved for human consumption was found in AB samples. Even for those brewers not using GM corn and rice, the practice of using GM enzymes in the fermentation process is common among larger brewers. These enzymes can be engineered to be more heat resistant, or are produced by GM bacteria to be added to the wort to convert rice and corn starches to sugar because they are not naturally available in high enough levels in those grains.
Animal Ingredients: Isinglass is a is a protein obtained from the swim bladders of fish that is used to filter yeast from beer. Although it is present in only trace amounts in the final product, it is considered to render a beer non-vegetarian. Here is a list of popular beers that utilize isinglass:
Guinness Carling Black Label Red Stripe Fosters Newcastle Murphy's Stout Bass Beamish Boddington's Old Speckled Hen Stella Artois Tetley's
Sexism: It is no secret that corporate beer advertising contains some of the most sexist imagery in our culture.
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#599588 - 09/27/1309:34 PMRe: Post in this thread if you're DRUNK
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Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
Originally Posted By: backdoorman
What brand of cheap beer?
Pabts (because it was cheap, not because I'm a hipster fag) I get what ever's there/on sale. I'm kind of partial to Hamm's or Oly's. I don't see either too much now a days.......It might as well be natural light or keystone as all the old brands are just owned by fucking coors or budweiser now anyways. ......They all have that typical bad beer flavor like old cardboard soaked in water....the only cheap beer I've tried that has a unique taste was Old Milwaukee believe it or not.
pbr pounders are where it's at. don't buy into the hipster shit...that is the best $2.00 draft beer you'll ever find and they go down like water.
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#599625 - 09/28/1306:25 AMRe: Post in this thread if you're DRUNK
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I read a huge article a couple months ago about InBev and Becks. They still charge import prices for Becks, but they have gone cheap on the ingredients and started brewing it in the US. I have pretty much only been drinking Yeungling since.
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#599675 - 09/28/1308:53 PMRe: Post in this thread if you're DRUNK
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What is a banquet bottle?
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#599712 - 09/29/1312:27 PMRe: Post in this thread if you're DRUNK
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Years ago the first time I got drunk was on Old Milwaukee beer. I still like it in a bottle. The only time I ever drank Pabst was after swilling 2 bottles of Boones farm applejack in high school. 6 of them. I threw up my toenails and unfortunately over the side of my bed right dead in my shoes. My mom woke me beating me about the head and shoulders screaming bloody murder. One of my cousins had spent the evening and he laughed all day and for years to come about it. Cheap beers I have liked Mickeys big mouth - ale for real I guess Old Milwaukee Sterling big mouth Black Label - had to be hard up Bush- a lot and still do. Wiedemann - at the bootleggers Shlitz - same as above Pearl Colt 45 Strohs- old formula in the little bottle and especially the bock Rolling Rock ponies Hudepohl- at Reds ball games Falstaff- my freshman year in college it was dirt cheap and for a good reason. Red White and Blue- found in Fla. on spring break. May have been made by Pabst.
Premium beers Bud, Miller High Life, Modern Rolling Rock in the 12 oz bottle. Coors original and the old Extra gold [I think they don't make it anymore]
Lite Beers I can tolerate Michelob light, Bud light, Michelob ultra and Miller Light
There are a lot imports I like but not gonna take the time to list.
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#599991 - 10/05/1301:28 AMRe: Post in this thread if you're DRUNK
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Premium beers Bud, Miller High Life, Modern Rolling Rock in the 12 oz bottle. Coors original and the old Extra gold [I think they don't make it anymore]
hahahaha, I don't think I've ever heard anyone call those "premium" brands before.
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#600704 - 10/24/1312:17 AMRe: washed up numetal losers NEED YOUR MONEY!!!
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didn't that guy marry Shane ?
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
LOL drinking.....I hope most of you fucking die.
moved a few of your recent contributions here into one thread because i think it will play.
if this has a substantial impact on your ego or psyche let me know and i'll do the best i can to make things right. really... i will.
Hahahahaha, its cool. I'm not really that crazy. one day I will poison my cities water supply though, hopefully break the world record for largest mass murderer
Say what you want about this board but the fact they'd make Loucypher a mod gives it a notch in the plus column.
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#601249 - 11/03/1306:37 PMRe: Post in this thread if you're DRUNK
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Bought a jar of Ole Smoky moonshine and drank around 1oz of it and then I began gasping for air. 2 hours later I threw up and my throat still hurts. I don't recommend that stuff.
#601256 - 11/03/1307:12 PMRe: Post in this thread if you're DRUNK
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Sounds similar to the first time you got throated by a lady boy.
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