this is ripped off from another forum so it doesn't qualify for the jerky olympics but i thought it would be fun to see what the social club that is xpt could come up with...

my picks....

any which way but loose with ryan gosling.

army of darkness with tom cruise as bruce campbell.

rocky with chael sonnen.

bullitt with brandon irons.

and since this thread isn't an official thread view/reply type thing the answer donkey long/tom hanks/philadelphia will not be accepted.
Thank You.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065916/


The movie Joe.

Definitely not Robocop. Remaking that movie is a crime akin to publically shitting on ole' glory.

I think they should remake Halloween 3 with The Rock as Dr. Challis, Nic Cage as Mr. Cochran, and Michael J. Fox as the annoying little kid that gets his face melted off.

And I don't want to hear any shit about how awful Halloween 3 was because it had nothing to do with Mike Myers and all of that whiny bullshit. That movie was a goddamn underated classic with more eighties charm than both of Samantha Fox's titty nipples combined. From the bitchin psychedelic kid's commercials to Tom Atkins wooing the female race with his square butt it's a fucking charmer through and through. People don't appreciate good cinema when they see it.

Mine are more like tv shows.

Bosom Buddies with TJ Cumings and Jack Lawrence

Square Pegs with Gracie Glam

Mad about You with Kayden Kross and Manuel

It's a living starring Seka

Maude starting Dana Hayes

Game of Thrones starring Charlotte Stokely

Archer starring Ryan Driller, Tanya Tate, and Skin Diamond as Lana. And Aletto Ocean as Katya, Jason who runs cam at Vivid as Krieg. Claudia Marie as Pam.

Charmed with Asphyxia Noire, Zoe Voss, and Christie Mack

Parks and Rec. Dana Dearmond as April. Sunny Lane as Leslie Knope.

The Accused with Jack Venice playing the roll of all five rapists.

Oh yeah, you heard me. I went there.

Toxic Avenger w/ either BI or Mr. Marcus as the lead

Girl Interrupted w/ Monica, Dana and another mental whore in there.

The Thin Man is supposed to get a re boot. Depp or RDJ for the Nick Charles role.

Showgirls w/ Emma Watson and Amy Adams, because I'd like to see them naked.

Twilight Zone: The Movie, w/ Jim Carrey, Justin Bieber, and Chris Brown in the helicopter.

Outlaw Josey Wales, w/ Selena Gomez in Sondra Locke's role
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xqijwa_outlawwales-locke-hd-01-lo_redband

Twilight Zone: The Movie, w/ Jim Carrey, Justin Bieber, and Chris Brown in the helicopter.




Hahahaha.

I knew someone would get that.

I have now watched the Sondra Locke scene 6 times today.

Was'nt there like a guy and some kids in the water during the helicopter scene that bit the dust? Something about a decapitation?

Yep you are right, they weren't in the chopper, it crashed into them. Vic Morrow and 2 kids.

And the scene remained in the movie although you couldn't see the deaths IIRC.
Here's the footage of the deaths. Happened really quick.

Escape From New York.

The Billy Jack franchise.

Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

The Wild Bunch- directed by Tarantino

I don't think anything needs to be remade, but this is neither the time nor thread to list the numerous reasons why.

Sure it is, though the reason list is very short.

1. It will most likely suck.

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I can't believe that after Psycho, Straw Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate, The Jackal, The Ladykillers, The Italian Job, The Taking of Pelham 123, and Godzilla that we even need to have this internet conversation.

Don't forget the greatest sci-fi picture ever, The Day The Earth Stood Still. They put fucking Keanu in that.

The only two recent remakes I thought were worth watching were The Dark Knight and the first JJ Abrams Star Trek.

Always wanted to see a different version of "It's a Wonderful Life". Instead of things going bad when George dies, make things much better without him. Then he decides not to jump so he can continue being a prick. That would be funny!

thoughts on phish?.

that's more like it. of course if you were born after 75-80 you'd have to be a total fucken doof to even know what happened in that cliched manifesto to everything unrealistic in the world. but then again that's the spirit of christmas so fair enough.

My kid broke my "ZuZu's Petals" xmas ornament last year. Painted, signed and numbered by the bitch that played Zuzu the Retarded Girl in Wonderful Life. I'm a sucker for cliched manifestos.