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#598324 - 09/08/13 08:50 PM Old Movies You'd Like To See Remade...
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this is ripped off from another forum so it doesn't qualify for the jerky olympics but i thought it would be fun to see what the social club that is xpt could come up with...

my picks....

any which way but loose with ryan gosling.

army of darkness with tom cruise as bruce campbell.

rocky with chael sonnen.

bullitt with brandon irons.
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#598330 - 09/08/13 09:29 PM Re: Old Movies You'd Like To See Remade... [Re: LouCypher]
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and since this thread isn't an official thread view/reply type thing the answer donkey long/tom hanks/philadelphia will not be accepted.
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#598332 - 09/08/13 09:38 PM Re: Old Movies You'd Like To See Remade... [Re: LouCypher]
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#598334 - 09/08/13 10:35 PM Re: Old Movies You'd Like To See Remade... [Re: LouCypher]
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Definitely not Robocop. Remaking that movie is a crime akin to publically shitting on ole' glory.

I think they should remake Halloween 3 with The Rock as Dr. Challis, Nic Cage as Mr. Cochran, and Michael J. Fox as the annoying little kid that gets his face melted off.

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#598343 - 09/08/13 10:58 PM Re: Old Movies You'd Like To See Remade... [Re: LouCypher]
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And I don't want to hear any shit about how awful Halloween 3 was because it had nothing to do with Mike Myers and all of that whiny bullshit. That movie was a goddamn underated classic with more eighties charm than both of Samantha Fox's titty nipples combined. From the bitchin psychedelic kid's commercials to Tom Atkins wooing the female race with his square butt it's a fucking charmer through and through. People don't appreciate good cinema when they see it.

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#598347 - 09/08/13 11:14 PM Re: Old Movies You'd Like To See Remade... [Re: LouCypher]
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Mine are more like tv shows.

Bosom Buddies with TJ Cumings and Jack Lawrence

Square Pegs with Gracie Glam

Mad about You with Kayden Kross and Manuel

It's a living starring Seka

Maude starting Dana Hayes

Game of Thrones starring Charlotte Stokely

Archer starring Ryan Driller, Tanya Tate, and Skin Diamond as Lana. And Aletto Ocean as Katya, Jason who runs cam at Vivid as Krieg. Claudia Marie as Pam.

Charmed with Asphyxia Noire, Zoe Voss, and Christie Mack

Parks and Rec. Dana Dearmond as April. Sunny Lane as Leslie Knope.

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#598348 - 09/09/13 01:03 AM Re: Old Movies You'd Like To See Remade... [Re: LouCypher]
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The Accused with Jack Venice playing the roll of all five rapists.

Oh yeah, you heard me. I went there.

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#598355 - 09/09/13 07:39 AM Re: Old Movies You'd Like To See Remade... [Re: LouCypher]
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Toxic Avenger w/ either BI or Mr. Marcus as the lead

Girl Interrupted w/ Monica, Dana and another mental whore in there.

The Thin Man is supposed to get a re boot. Depp or RDJ for the Nick Charles role.

Showgirls w/ Emma Watson and Amy Adams, because I'd like to see them naked.

Twilight Zone: The Movie, w/ Jim Carrey, Justin Bieber, and Chris Brown in the helicopter.

Outlaw Josey Wales, w/ Selena Gomez in Sondra Locke's role
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#598364 - 09/09/13 11:30 AM Re: Old Movies You'd Like To See Remade... [Re: LouCypher]
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Twilight Zone: The Movie, w/ Jim Carrey, Justin Bieber, and Chris Brown in the helicopter.




Hahahaha.

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#598367 - 09/09/13 01:06 PM Re: Old Movies You'd Like To See Remade... [Re: LouCypher]
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I knew someone would get that.

I have now watched the Sondra Locke scene 6 times today.
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#598370 - 09/09/13 02:09 PM Re: Old Movies You'd Like To See Remade... [Re: LouCypher]
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Was'nt there like a guy and some kids in the water during the helicopter scene that bit the dust? Something about a decapitation?

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#598373 - 09/09/13 03:29 PM Re: Old Movies You'd Like To See Remade... [Re: LouCypher]
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Yep you are right, they weren't in the chopper, it crashed into them. Vic Morrow and 2 kids.
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#598375 - 09/09/13 05:24 PM Re: Old Movies You'd Like To See Remade... [Re: LouCypher]
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And the scene remained in the movie although you couldn't see the deaths IIRC.
Here's the footage of the deaths. Happened really quick.

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#598379 - 09/09/13 06:13 PM Re: Old Movies You'd Like To See Remade... [Re: LouCypher]
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Escape From New York.

The Billy Jack franchise.

Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
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#598385 - 09/09/13 06:51 PM Re: Old Movies You'd Like To See Remade... [Re: LouCypher]
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The Wild Bunch- directed by Tarantino
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#598391 - 09/09/13 07:23 PM Re: Old Movies You'd Like To See Remade... [Re: LouCypher]
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I don't think anything needs to be remade, but this is neither the time nor thread to list the numerous reasons why.

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#598399 - 09/09/13 09:45 PM Re: Old Movies You'd Like To See Remade... [Re: fartz]
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Originally Posted By: fartz
I don't think anything needs to be remade, but this is neither the time nor thread to list the numerous reasons why.


Sure it is, though the reason list is very short.

1. It will most likely suck.

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#598400 - 09/09/13 10:02 PM Re: Old Movies You'd Like To See Remade... [Re: LouCypher]
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Don't forget the greatest sci-fi picture ever, The Day The Earth Stood Still. They put fucking Keanu in that.

The only two recent remakes I thought were worth watching were The Dark Knight and the first JJ Abrams Star Trek.
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#598413 - 09/10/13 09:18 AM Re: Old Movies You'd Like To See Remade... [Re: LouCypher]
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Always wanted to see a different version of "It's a Wonderful Life". Instead of things going bad when George dies, make things much better without him. Then he decides not to jump so he can continue being a prick. That would be funny!

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#598461 - 09/10/13 08:31 PM Re: Old Movies You'd Like To See Remade... [Re: the unknown pervert]
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Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert
Originally Posted By: fartz
I don't think anything needs to be remade, but this is neither the time nor thread to list the numerous reasons why.


Sure it is, though the reason list is very short.

1. It will most likely suck.

-30-



I can't believe that after Psycho, Straw Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate, The Jackal, The Ladykillers, The Italian Job, The Taking of Pelham 123, and Godzilla that we even need to have this internet conversation.


thoughts on phish?.
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#598462 - 09/10/13 08:35 PM Re: Old Movies You'd Like To See Remade... [Re: butterman]
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Originally Posted By: butterman
Always wanted to see a different version of "It's a Wonderful Life". Instead of things going bad when George dies, make things much better without him. Then he decides not to jump so he can continue being a prick. That would be funny!


that's more like it. of course if you were born after 75-80 you'd have to be a total fucken doof to even know what happened in that cliched manifesto to everything unrealistic in the world. but then again that's the spirit of christmas so fair enough.
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#598474 - 09/10/13 09:36 PM Re: Old Movies You'd Like To See Remade... [Re: LouCypher]
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My kid broke my "ZuZu's Petals" xmas ornament last year. Painted, signed and numbered by the bitch that played Zuzu the Retarded Girl in Wonderful Life. I'm a sucker for cliched manifestos.
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