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#596804 - 08/19/13 04:32 PM
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This is a good jumping off point for talking NFL Football: http://nflcrimerankings.blogspot.com/p/standings.htmlI didn't want it to get buried in the Tritone thread.
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#596809 - 08/19/13 05:52 PM
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tOakland needs to pick it up. al davis must be rolling in his grave seeing bob krafts boys bury his thug life crew like that.
I'd mention Dallas but there's enough blowhards in the world already doing that without provocation.
cool link.
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#597264 - 08/25/13 08:18 AM
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Fantasy Football draft was Friday night. PPR league with a premium put on QBs (6pts/TD) and TEs (smaller amount needed to kick in yardage bonuses). Here's how the team is looking:
Here is my Fantasy Team:
Rnd 1: Jamal Charles Rnd 2: Jimmy Graham Rnd 3: Roddy White Rnd 4: Vincent Jackson Rnd 5: Cam Newton Rnd 6: David Wilson Rnd 7: Heath Miller - didn't know he was out till Oct. Graham's bye week is late anyway. Rnd 8: Kenny Britt - contract year, so it is now or never Rnd 9: Texans Defense Rnd 10: Andy Dalton Rnd 11: Marcel Reese Rnd 12: Garret Hartley Rnd 13: Bucs Defense Rnd 14: Steve Hauschka Rnd 15: Ben Jarvis Green-Ellis Rnd 16: Mohammed Sanu
4 QBs went in the first 7 picks of the first round, and I was amazed Jamal Charles was staring me in the face. W/ so many quality RBs left, Graham was there for me after the wrap around. Tough choice between him and Ray Rice, but a dominant TE is a HUGE help in my league so I couldn't pass him up. Next 2 picks I got the types of WRs I love to have: 1 possession guy and 1 home run hitter (our league gives insane bonus points for long scoring plays). Then Cam Newton, #7 scoring player in my league last year, in the 5th round was a tremendous bargain. It was a toss up between him and RG3, and I went with Newton because he has 2 healthy years under his belt, proving he is more durable than RG3. David Wilson, a starting RB with a ton of potential, was a lay up in round 6.
CBS Sports says I had the best draft in my league, based on scoring projections. They also gave a Matt Millen award to the guy with the worst draft. LOL.
I was happy to get Kenny Britt and Mohammed Sanu so late. Britt is in a contract year and a #1WR. No off season troubles this year, so I think it is make or break for him. Very low risk getting him in the 8th round and planning that he will be my Flex starter.
Sanu in the last round has tremendous upside, playing opposite a double teamed AJ Green. At the end of last year he was looking good until he hurt his foot. With Green, Sanu and Hawkins, plus the fact that the Steelers and Ravens defenses have both taken steps backwards, I think Andy Dalton is going to get a lot out of that offense this year.
And as luck should have it, the Buccaneers and Revis are matched up against the Jets week 1. Geno Smith threw 3 picks and ran out of the end zone for a safety yesterday, and Sanchez prolly wrecked his shoulder. I'm looking for the Bucs D to put up 40 pts Wk 1.
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#597307 - 08/26/13 11:09 AM
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Dude, Jamal Charles?!? WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?
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#597309 - 08/26/13 11:26 AM
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Because I saw what Andy Reid got out of Westbrook and McCoy. Charles should have a decent line to run behind (better than Philly had the past couple years), and KC aint winning anything w/ Alex Smith's arm.
Plus Charles has 2 games each against the Raiders' and Chargers' shitty defenses. He doesn't get Denver w/o Von Miller, but in the fantasy playoffs, he is up against Oakland in the semi finals and Indy in the finals.
The other choices I was pondering in that spot were Ray Rice and Trent Richardson, as both should be catching a shit ton of passes this year. CJ Spiller and Arian Foster were still on the board also, but I don't trust either of them to stay healthy.
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#597311 - 08/26/13 11:51 AM
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He's definitely got a chance to thrive, I'll give you that, due to the influence of Andy Reid. Any more there are so few quality RB's that you can really hitch your wagon to, if he stays healthy he can def rake up the points.
I got Marshawn at #4 and am damn happy about that.
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#597312 - 08/26/13 12:59 PM
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You in a standard scoring league? Marshawn is a consistent producing bruiser, who would be great w/ standard scoring.
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#597316 - 08/26/13 01:20 PM
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Do you have to start 2 QBs in your league?
Your WR corps looks solid. If Jackson is healthy, he should have a good year in Atlanta. Bradshaw scares me.
I have heard Gates dropped some weight and his foot is fine, so a return to form should be in order.
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#597320 - 08/26/13 02:37 PM
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Yeah I'm in a standard league and had Marshawn last year, he was all that and then some.
I'm happy to see Gates back in form, he could do very well but that whole Chargers squad looks weak. Is it just me or are there TONS of good TE options now, as opposed to so few RB's?
edit: Partly 'cause I'm in a 10 team league, but I got Jimmy Graham (16th overall per yahoo rank!) and Jermaine Gresham late, who I think is a steal.
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#597323 - 08/26/13 04:12 PM
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The TEs out there are better than a few years ago, but there are only 3 elite ones: Graham, Witten, and the injured Gronk. Maybe Gonzalez if he can repeat last season's production. Healthy gates would be # 5. Below that you have a mess of guys who could pop big games, but offer little consistency. Vernon Davis, Fred Davis, Gresham, Finley, Daniels, Cook.
With RBs, Peterson is in a class by himself, then there are a ton of guys just below him. Charles, Foster, Rice, Lynch, McCoy, Spiller, Richardson, Morris, Martin, that is 9 guys who could finish #2 in rushing.
@Willie: Ben is a good QB2. He is going to have to chuck it alot, w/ their rookie RB out, then they are going to get miller back a moth or so into the season.
My league let me put Miller on I/R even though I drafted him hurt, so I picked up Sudfeld on the Pats. Brady gonna have to get the ball to someone besides a running back, and from what I've read in the past day, dude is 6'7 with good hands. Even when Gronk is healthy, he could maybe take the murderer's role.
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#597327 - 08/26/13 04:34 PM
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I'd start looking for great TEs to start coming out of Clemson to the league. Clemson, or wherever Chad Morris is coaching. He is creating monsters.
Don't know how that applies to fantasy football, but it's definitely gonna affect real football
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#597333 - 08/26/13 06:27 PM
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#597341 - 08/26/13 07:24 PM
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^that's some sick shit.... anytime you can snag A.P. you're most likely in the $$.
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#597350 - 08/26/13 08:29 PM
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Those first 2 teams in 8 team leagues?
Foster lasted to the beginning of the second round in my draft. Everyone scared of him breaking down after all the use, and sharing carries with Tate, to keep him fresh for the playoffs. It was only like 2 years ago where Foster and Tate both ran for 1000yds, no?
All them Cowgirls on your teams, only one I trust is Witten. If he lasted a couple more picks, I was gonna draft him to be my flex. Bryant has to do it another year for me to be comfortable picking him as high as he went. I never go that heavy with one team, although I did get a bunch of Bengals for back ups.
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#597541 - 08/29/13 11:48 AM
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League reached a settlement on the concussion suit. $756 million. Pay 50% within 3 years and the rest over 17yrs. http://nfl.si.com/2013/08/29/nfl-concussion-lawsuit-settlement/?sct=hp_t2_a1&eref=sihp$756 mill is now the floor asking price for an expansion team's franchise fee.
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#597840 - 09/02/13 07:58 AM
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Tebow in the ash-heap of patriots history. Who will give him a home now?. The Tuna should try him.
Edited by Bluecipher (09/02/13 08:57 AM) Edit Reason: correct typos
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#597852 - 09/02/13 09:00 AM
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Jacksonville doesn't want that headache.
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#597856 - 09/02/13 09:07 AM
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His jeebus antics will play well in Florida.
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#597857 - 09/02/13 09:07 AM
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Why the fuck doesn't someone convert Tebow into a running back or TE?
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#597861 - 09/02/13 09:17 AM
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Jacksonville doesn't want that headache.
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#597862 - 09/02/13 09:51 AM
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Why the fuck doesn't someone convert Tebow into a running back or TE? Because he only wants to be a QB. Therein is the hypocrisy: Tebow claims that he just wants to help the team...just as long as he's the starting QB. Even if you inserted him 7/8x per game at QB, every defense would know to defend the read/option. He sticks out like a sore thumb.
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#597880 - 09/02/13 01:04 PM
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His hands are shit, so he aint catching the ball at TE or WR. I think he isn't quick enough to be a running back. No clue if he can pass block. Other than that what are you gonna do, put him on the fake punt team?
He's a great athlete, so he got way further than a lot of good college QBs whose games didn't translate to the pros. Think of how bad Donovan McNabb's accuracy was. Tebow's is so much worse, no one even wanna give him an end of the bench job and work with him.
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#597881 - 09/02/13 01:07 PM
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TRPWL: I guess that aint a money league.
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#597899 - 09/02/13 05:55 PM
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I was waiting for the Packers and Patriots to work out a trade between Tebow and Vince Young.
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#597900 - 09/02/13 05:59 PM
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Ha! Both washed out of the league.
Tebow gonna go on to make money in politics, TV, whatever.
Vince Young is going to have to toss slads to pay off the $200K birthday party mortgage he got.
Never draft anyone to lead your team who can't get double digits on the Wonderlic test.
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#597913 - 09/02/13 06:48 PM
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The UT Vols had good success in the 80's converting that type of player into linebackers from time to time.
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#598103 - 09/05/13 10:44 PM
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I'm down 46-0 because of that 78 yd Demarius Thomas TD, but fucking Peyton got a dude 91 pts tonight in my league. I've gotten wins w/ my TEAM scoring 91 before.
Are the Broncos that good w/ Welker or are the Ravens that bad w/o Lewis and Reed?
Knowshon Moreno gonna be a pick up this week on waivers. Broncos passing a lot, he's going to be on the field. If one of the other guys gets hurt, his touches gonna jump. Unless someone else jumps out at me, I'm gonna drop Reece or BJGE to pick him up. I got Jamal Charles and David Wilson, I think I can take a chance with him on bye weeks.
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#598113 - 09/06/13 08:47 AM
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7 TD passes in a game? No prob !!!!! Bailed Travathans dumb ass out.
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#598116 - 09/06/13 09:36 AM
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Wes Welker was a good draft pic for this dude! Are the Broncos that good w/ Welker or are the Ravens that bad w/o Lewis and Reed? I think the Broncos are that good, but I think the Ravens will just need time to gel after the offseason re-tooling. That said, of the two teams in that game, I'll easily pic the Broncos to be the ones to reach the Super Bowl. I drafted Montee Ball late, but didn't play him last night. They're "running back by commitee", but I'll bet the farm that Ball will be a touchdown vulture around the goal line, whereas Moreno will gain lots of yards (and fumbles) on the drives.
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#598134 - 09/06/13 04:19 PM
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7 TD passes in a game? No prob !!!!! Bailed Travathans dumb ass out. To put this into perspective, the Chiefs threw 8 touchdown passes the entire year in 2012.
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#598271 - 09/08/13 08:01 AM
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Here we go. Happy Football Season, fellas. Good luck with all your wagering endeavors.
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#598273 - 09/08/13 09:17 AM
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Go Jets
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#598274 - 09/08/13 09:38 AM
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Are you an actual Jets fan or just trying to be hurtful towards me? They are my team, but I'm starting the Bucs D over the Texans D, because I think it is going to be the start of an ugly season. It is even worse that they have to use Smith to start the season, because after a couple horrible games fans may be calling for Sanchez. The other way around would be better for progress. It is also sad that they have a legit shot at Clowney in the draft, but their defensive guru will be out the door by the end of the season.
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#598280 - 09/08/13 11:17 AM
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Fukken Reynaud takes a safety on the first play of the Titans season. lololol
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#598281 - 09/08/13 11:45 AM
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With the first pick overall in the 2014 draft the Jacksonville Jaguars select.... (based on today's game Teddy Bridgewater)
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#598282 - 09/08/13 11:46 AM
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Fukken Reynaud takes a safety on the first play of the Titans season. lololol [Roger Goodell]This year we will be emphasizing safety[/Roger Goodell]
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#598285 - 09/08/13 12:27 PM
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#598287 - 09/08/13 12:51 PM
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I would be so on a plane to Vegas tomorrow if I could find a casino that would take a prop bet as to whether or not CBS or Fox's #1 announcing crews do a Jaguars game this year.
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#598288 - 09/08/13 02:22 PM
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Jamaal Charles had me with a stiffy the first half, then he got dinged and they took him out so he only got me 16pts. Roddy Wgite was MIA, along w/ Sudfeld. I'm gonna be losing this week, but it was an off week for lots of my players and I still got 100pts, with David Wilson left to go.
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#598302 - 09/08/13 05:52 PM
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From the other thread: Three seasons of Archer until the Giants game. And maybe I should have stuck with it. 3 INT in six minutes? WTF?
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#598304 - 09/08/13 06:09 PM
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There must be a very high derp index in Dallas tonight. Reminds me of Chiefs-Raiders games in recent years.
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#598356 - 09/09/13 07:43 AM
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My worst fear coming true, David Wilson 2 fumbles and on the end of the bench. Dude better get himself unfucked or Andre Brown gonna be the started when he comes back.
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