In the South, an RC is mandatory with your Moon Pie. As a kid I was so fond of RC, especially a frozen RC. I can get Royal Crown Cola in Hong Kong, and always make sure to pick up a six-pack for the hotel room.

Meth and Mountain Dew is overrated. The problem with smoking meth is the aggravation to your esophagus and lungs and the black stool that comes from the blood being sloughed off in your throat. The stomach upset that goes with that demands a bottle of Maalox.