`Farkin-A Chris Christie approves, he is in such deep trouble over the 2-1/2 Billion (That's "BUH" + Ill + ONION!) dollar boondoggle known as REVEL that he may sponsor turning one of REVEL's overpriced, anachronistic restaurants into a Legalized Brothel, revamping the menu to list the lexicon of sex acts replete in today's "THE PORNOGRAPHY"! Give me a appetizer of a couple handjobs (hold the lube), followed by a Throat fuck sandwich (on a flat-broad white bread girl with Famke Jannsen features), and for desert I will have Creme de la Tongue (30 seconds please).....Progressive, Progressive, always progressive.

Too bad Governor Christie resorted to the Lap Band to shed his girth, he should have consulted Gia Jerkinz Dietary consultants and spent the money on lap dances instead of lap bands.....fool's errand.


Seriously Gia, you must be thoroughly familiar with SCORES....personaly, I tend to despise Strip Clubs that franchise or establish "chains", it tends to take on a fast-foodesque atmosphere that leaves you totally unsatisfied, just like McDonald-Trump University. I much prefer Boutique strip clubs with an independent spirit conducive to progressive mutually beneficial perversion between stripper and client....


I get my kicks when I convince strippers who normally do not meet customers outside of work to cum to my hotel room after their shift, I have a batting average of nearly 60 percent...my success is due to a strategy that emphasizes toning down my demands (instead of telling the girl I want to fuck her for X amount, I aim for simple pleasures like handjobs and blowjobs for Y amount, with fringe benefits like dinner, shopping spree or trip to a virtual-virtual pharmacy, depending on her tastes of course. My maturity, my crippledness below my waist and my exceptional qualities above the waist all combine to actually put them at ease: I am obviously not a cop, I am too crippled to be a serial killer hence they feel no physical danger, I am good looking enough to not creep them out or gross them out yet not so good looking as to make them wonder why I need to pay .... etc etc....I know you of all people totally understand the intuitiveness of this....

I hope your new BF will one day approve your travels to the east coast and you find yourself intorducing him to me in AC....so long as he makes you happy and appreciates your throat (I mean that with nothing but pure romantic intent.) I'd love to use you as a couple in my new book "50 shady degrees of crippled perversion - An ABusers guide"