try and listen to the yoshi podcast with luke and you'll understand.

what a self absorbed dullard with daddy issues and religious confliction that guy is. i can almost guarantee his final words will be "desmond" and then some yiddish babble. he'd probably cut his own head off because his life sucks just that much but he'd have to shut the fuck up about all his problems first.

and big ups to the power of liquor because that has to be the only reason the lovely and magnificent holly randall ever hooked up with him. #powerful booze