oh my sweet god do I really have to watch vagisil commercials while having my afternoon endive & blue. ever been caught in a tequila-vomit-loop? i've reached my limit and its barely 5. the average guy on the street can see how jacked up that is, the average normal humam being can see thats not cool.

i actually remember the first time i saw it- it was like any day, eating oreo cookies and masturbating, and almost immediately, i started to become aware of some new feelings stirring deep within me. feelings I wanted to ignore. feelings i tried to ignore. feelings i could not ignore. i was sterile for three days and couldn't even stand up straight.