i don't mention, let alone lie about my penis here for the simple fact that nobody wants to see weenie-pictures on here. if you stop haunting me with pictures of it, i'll stop giving you shit.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits