Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Why the fuck doesn't someone convert Tebow into a running back or TE?
Because he only wants to be a QB.

Therein is the hypocrisy: Tebow claims that he just wants to help the team...just as long as he's the starting QB. Even if you inserted him 7/8x per game at QB, every defense would know to defend the read/option. He sticks out like a sore thumb.