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ehhh...signing up is joining and all that entails. do your research and you'll realize nothing has changed since Jesus was a Jew and the carpenters union lost their lawsuit against the ironworkers.
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sounds like we're fucked. that fucken fruit joined the navy for reasons that were way beyond him and now he's panicking. chances are he'll serve and enjoy all the benefits afforded him without ever being in harms way.
this might be the only thing that could save him...
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faceblaster
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he's missing an arm, isn't he?
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CxGxPx
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Fat Bald Faggot has set a new standard for wrong on all counts.
Does the inside of your skull have a tinny little "space for rent" sign in it? Explain to me again why we're going to invade Syria, to "punish" who ever set off chemical weapons attacks, when we don't have any idea who was trying to attack who, because there's a chemical weapons ban treaty........the Syria never signed.
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Wonder who would use chemical weapons first, a)the al qaeda elements of the oppo, who helping topple uncle Assad without US help, decide raid the candy store and try take out the neighboring yids in one big, "fuckit, we are too close not to try" raid, or b) uncle Assad going down so he decides to take all the bitchez with him.
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Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
Bush would have been in Syria's ass by now...
With Congressional and U.N approval and a coalition of other countries alongside,sure.
But yeah...
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try and listen to the yoshi podcast with luke and you'll understand.
what a self absorbed dullard with daddy issues and religious confliction that guy is. i can almost guarantee his final words will be "desmond" and then some yiddish babble. he'd probably cut his own head off because his life sucks just that much but he'd have to shut the fuck up about all his problems first.
and big ups to the power of liquor because that has to be the only reason the lovely and magnificent holly randall ever hooked up with him. #powerful booze
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
and big ups to the power of liquor because that has to be the only reason the lovely and magnificent holly randall ever hooked up with him. #powerful booze
Can anyone give me a quick yet meaningful (and accurate) update on how Holly is doing these days? I lost her phone number a couple years back and was too lazy and preoccupied with whores prancing thru my life to reconnect with "the most erotic woman in the porn industry." The last thing I recall was Holly went to the UK and married a modern day "Lou Gehrig" (aka THE LUCKIEST MAN on the face of the earth)
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that's what I get for not waiting for the page to fully load.
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Originally Posted By: charin
War, huh yeah What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, oh hoh, oh War huh yeah What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, say it again y'all War, huh good God What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, listen to me
Oh, war, I despise 'Cause it means destruction of innocent lives War means tear to thousands of mothers eyes When their sons go off to fight and lose their lives
I said War, huh good God y'all What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, just say it again War whoa Lord What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, listen to me War, it ain't nothin' but a heartbreaker War, friend only to the undertaker
Oh war, is an enemy to all mankind The thought of war blows my mind War has caused unrest within the younger generation Induction, then destruction who wants to die
War, good God, y'all What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, say it, say it, say it War, uh huh, yeah, huh What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, listen to me War, it ain't nothin' but a heartbreaker War, it's got one friend that's the undertaker
Oh, war has shattered many young man's dreams Made him disabled bitter and mean Life is much to short and precious to spend fighting wars these days War can't give life it can only take it away, ooh
War, huh, good God y'all What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, say it again War, whoa, Lord What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, listen to me War, it ain't nothin' but a heartbreaker War, friend only to the undertaker
Peace love and understanding tell me Is there no place for them today They say we must fight to keep our freedom But Lord knows there's got to be a better way
War, huh, good God y'all What is it good for? You tell 'em, say it, say it, say it, say it War, good Lord, huh What is it good for? Stand up and shout it, nothing War, it ain't nothin' but a heartbreaker
charin
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Originally Posted By: charin
Generals gathered in their masses Just like witches at black masses Evil minds that plot destruction Sorcerers of death's construction In the fields the bodies burning As the war machine keeps turning Death and hatred to mankind Poisoning their brainwashed minds... Oh Lord yeah!
Politicians hide themselves away They only started the war Why should they go out to fight? They leave that role to the poor, yeah
Time will tell on their power minds Making war just for fun Treating people just like pawns in chess Wait 'till their Judgment day comes, yeah!
Now in darkness, world stops turning Ashes where the bodies burning No more war pigs of the power Hand of God has struck the hour Day of Judgment, God is calling On their knees the war pigs crawling Begging mercy for their sins Satan, laughing, spreads his wings Oh Lord yeah!
charin
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Originally Posted By: charin
He blesses the boys as they stand in line The smell of gun grease and the bayonets they shine He's there to help them all that he can To make them feel wanted he's a good holy man
Sky pilot, sky pilot How high can you fly You'll never, never, never reach the sky
He smiles at the young soldiers tells them it's all right He knows of their fear in the forthcoming fight Soon there'll be blood and many will die Mothers and fathers back home they will cry
Sky pilot, sky pilot How high can you fly You'll never, never, never reach the sky
He mumbles a prayer and it ends with a smile The order is given, they move down the line But he's still behind and he'll meditate But it won't stop the bleeding or ease the hate
As the young men move out into the battle zone He feels good, with God you're never alone He feels so tired and he lays on his bed Hopes the men will find courage in the words that he said
Sky pilot, sky Pilot How high can you fly You'll never, never, never reach the sky
You're soldiers of God you must understand The fate of your country is in your young hands May God give you strength do your job real well If it all was worth it only time it will tell
In the morning they return with tears in their eyes The stench of death drifts up to the skies A young soldier so ill looks at the sky pilot Remembers the words, "Thou shalt not kill" Sky pilot, sky pilot How high can you fly You never, never, never reach the sky
Sky pilot, sky pilot How high can you fly You never, never, never reach the sky
You never, never, never reach the sky You never, never, never reach the sky You never, never, never reach the sky You never, never, never reach the sky
charin
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Originally Posted By: charin
Ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout Bagism, Shagism, Dragism, Madism, Ragism, Tagism This-ism, that-ism, ism ism ism All we are saying is give peace a chance All we are saying is give peace a chance
(C'mon) Ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout Minister, Sinister, Banisters and Canisters, Bishops, Fishops, Rabbis, and Pop Eyes, Bye bye, Bye byes All we are saying is give peace a chance All we are saying is give peace a chance
(Let me tell you now) Ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout Revolution, Evolution, Masturbation, Flagellation, Regulation, Integrations, mediations, United Nations, congratulations All we are saying is give peace a chance All we are saying is give peace a chance
Ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout John and Yoko, Timmy Leary, Rosemary, Tommy Smothers, Bobby Dylan, Tommy Cooper, Derek Taylor, Norman Mailer, Alan Ginsberg, Hare Krishna Hare Hare Krishna All we are saying is give peace a chance All we are saying is give peace a chance All we are saying is give peace a chance All we are saying is give peace a chance All we are saying is give peace a chance All we are saying is give peace a chance
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