There was a guy on set selling Jennifer White Widow. Potent stuff.

On a serious note, I spoke with Prince Yashua's doctor today. Like a good car salesman, he is willing to upgrade me to Prince's pre-owned, high-mileage dick but I have to give mine as a trade in. Once he grafts on my new dong, I will be able to call myself a fully interracial performer and put some zing back into my career. Devil's Films has offered to do White Men Can Hump, where I play both Harrelson and Snipes but I'm holding out for twice my $150 rate.

The surgery does not come cheap, however, so I will be relying on the kindness of strangers.