My penis is broken. It doesn't get hard unless I watch German piss porn or some other crazy, whacked-out stuff.
I'm not sure the exact amount I will need in order to not work for the next 25 or 30 years, but I hope and pray that my extended family here will help me.
Please give generously.

Check out scenes with Justine Ashley, formerly Lenk from TeenPinkVideos. Hot lean and petite blonde with awesome tits. I scene her in some piss work.

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666bukkake....the number of the beast on my back that I can't shake off. Speaking of piss, donations are coming in at a trickle. Please people, I really need your support.

This is what happens when you paint your walls piss yellow

That wasn't paint...

Brandon you are a true super porn god straight super hero, keep up the good work.

Just accept your fate and tough it out. If I fucked even a fifth of the asses you've fucked, I would die with a smile on my mug whether I lived in a house or in a dumpster.

Irons, someone flagged this post..I was gonna delete is but i know times are tough in Canada...

I have an ex-girlfriend that looks like Viktoria except with real Ds. I'll send you the vids if you promise not to share. LoL

I'll spring for lunch if you ever come back to O town for a visit. But that's it....

I have a used broke cell phone I'll send ya.

That looks like the exact amount you can get a crack whore to pee on. Add another $5 and she'll blow ya too!

They are even tougher in California. Up in Canada, I had free health care, polite citizens, and Tim Horton's coffee. Here, I pay $130 a month for a test, have no health insurance, socialize at anal gangbangs, and am forced to drink Starbucks.

(Yes to all the above offers, please and thank you.)

This is worse than an ex of mine begging everyone on his Facebook for money to get his book published.

Oh, that reminds me! I would like to self-publish my memoirs, too. Who can pay for that? Not me, of course.

If only I had been better with my money. For example, I was paid $100 for this shoot back in 1991. Where did it all go?


22 years later, I jacked up my rate by 50%. Was it a mistake? My phone hasn't rang since.

I don't know Brandon. Judging by your eyes in the gangbang pic, I'd say You got $150 and a doobie for the job.

There was a guy on set selling Jennifer White Widow. Potent stuff.

On a serious note, I spoke with Prince Yashua's doctor today. Like a good car salesman, he is willing to upgrade me to Prince's pre-owned, high-mileage dick but I have to give mine as a trade in. Once he grafts on my new dong, I will be able to call myself a fully interracial performer and put some zing back into my career. Devil's Films has offered to do White Men Can Hump, where I play both Harrelson and Snipes but I'm holding out for twice my $150 rate.

The surgery does not come cheap, however, so I will be relying on the kindness of strangers.

Nice one. She's joined Connie Chung and Charlie Sheen in the hall of immortals.

Fuck. You looked like that kid in the Springsteen song that killed all those people in Nebraska. Starkwether?

First, people say I look like Lee Harvey Oswald. Now it's Starkweather. Make up your minds already.
Had to look it up: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Starkweather

Jeez, just get a cup and a "Will get hard for money" sign....you're a Canadian... have some self-respect.

I hope you show a sense of humour in your next 43 posts.