Originally Posted By: J.B.
When you lead with this, it says two things. First, it says, in no uncertain terms, that you've never brought anyone home from the bar, any bar, in your life.

Second, it says that everything that follows is either (a) Nate-style butthurt over getting shot down at a feature dance, -or- (b) FBF-style butthurt over being too poor to go to a feature dance. Let's put it to the board:


Too poor? No. Too cheap? Yep.