Looks like Gauge is shooting material again...
https://twitter.com/gaugepornstar

published yesterday by billy watson...

She looks good.

One of her tweets says she worked for some company called Average Joe Productions, and they were shady, as in non-industry standard test and unreliable pay.

Then I saw her last year, at the Gold Club appearance she mentions in the video, she wasn't as lean as she used to look, but still a hotty. It aint like she chunked up, more like she filled out a lil w/ some curves.

She also mentions that she never escorted, but I remember seeing her listed on a porn whore escort site back in the day, and I believe she had some reviews on TER.

Oh, happy day.

I'm chubbing up just thinking of her come back anal scene in HD.

Gauge is major jerk-off material.

If Billy Watson is shooting her, then this means a very, very high possibility of an IR scene.

She did it kind of late in her career the first time, but what she put in was awesome. I have every scene. I especially love the IR BJ scene in Gauge Unchained.

Gauge is a definite atf.

Interesting title. It sounds like the porn IR version of Django Unchained.

I liked her when she was a teen in a suitcase.

I think I first encountered Gauge on an anabolic box cover. Maybe Bring Em Young. I think it was the last porn VHS I ever bought. Then I had a Puritan dvd with her on it.

Wait, the last VHS I ever bought was the one Snoop directed for Hustler.

On feature dance tours, I wonder if she still rides out on a tricycle on stage?

She sold her tricycle a long time ago. :-/

Meh. She is worse looking than the tramps I bring home from the bar. Not really sure why anyone would be interested in paying to watch porn where the whore in the clip would be cheaper to rent out herself.

But hey, the next time she does a 20 mope gangbang, all you fags can pretend you love the fact she's back whoring, and hope no one notices you're more interested in all the cock you can beat off to

Don't know if this is a good idea, her best years are long gone, probably should have remained retired.

That is what makes it kinda hotter .

I never saw the great appeal with this broad. Anyway,



When you lead with this, it says two things. First, it says, in no uncertain terms, that you've never brought anyone home from the bar, any bar, in your life.

Second, it says that everything that follows is either (a) Nate-style butthurt over getting shot down at a feature dance, -or- (b) FBF-style butthurt over being too poor to go to a feature dance. Let's put it to the board:

I voted no greenbacks for obvious reasons. obvious to me at least.

Whatzat Lou, does his IP trace to a trailer park in Metharkana?

It is obvious he has no game by his proclamation he's pulling models from bars, so I'm going No Greenbacks.

I thought of doing a "both" option, but there's an argument to be made that the no game thing is also why he has no greenbacks.

no...he went into a shit spasm months ago when I took a shot at some aspect of hockey. he's a kinder gentler sort that languishes in obscurity somewhere in northern America I'm guessing.

He needs to go back to ADT to satisfy his cock obsession there.

Both would have been an easy out, so I'm glad you forced people to decide, JB.

Well, at least he's American, I guess. For some reason I get inundated with Canuckistanis on the various sites I frequent.

Maybe she's making a comeback so she can get a new one.

Too poor? No. Too cheap? Yep.

shit spasm eh? Sure, if that's what you think. Looks like you're as oblivious as....

there's a reason we both voted "greenbacks". way to walk into it, stumblefuck.

She probably doesn't have much of a choice. Most of the video was Gauge talking about how a former porn whore really has no prospects in the civilian world.

she doesn't look horrible so some new content might help her feature dancing gig. she's just trying to keep up with the lifestyle she's become accustomed to. no ones expecting her to become branch manager at boa are they?.

I am.

I've heard this "excuse/reason" a lot. I'm guessing it's just different for everyone but I've never had an issue in the civilian work place even when getting recognized. If anything, you just have to work harder for your money and it may get old for some people after a while when you look back and realize how much you made in a shorter period of time. Whether you call that laziness or something else. Personally, it's not worth the risk the way things have been going for a while. And it's definitely not forever.

I agree with Gen. In Gauge's case, there is nothing really stand outish about how she looks. I think that's a lot of her appeal...being very girl next doorish if you live in a trailer park. Could she walk into BoA and get a branch managership? Nope, but who of us could just off the street? But she could easily get a job at the 7/ 11 or at the circuitboard or whatever the fuck they make factory down the road.

Is she still too young to do a valid milf thing? The key word being valid.

Listen to the video, she aint getting the branch manager gig because of reasons besides porn. And I'm not one that thinks slow southern = dumb. I am of the opinion that dumb = dumb. Which is fine by me, because I could care less if pornstars have brains. When they are bent over and spreading cheeks, no matter how hard I squint and try, I can't see their brain. Even with a BIG gape going on.

BOA is better at screwing people than Gauge could ever hope to be.

well played sir.

Cute girl. Not as enthusiastic as Ashley Blue, Aurora Snow, or a lot of other porn stars, but cute.

Yes. Plus, she's not even a mother. That would be like false advertisement. I hate that shit.

She has a Reece Witherspoon parody in her future.

Her face is aging well, maybe even looks a little better than when she was young,IMO. The tits aren't holding up as well but I still like them better than bolt-ons. She speaks a lot better now than she did in her "prime" porn years. I'm not digging the hair color. She's holding up way better than I would have expected.

Looks like Gauge is starting to get "old lady skin" that women usually get in their mid-late 30's. But she still looks good.

Meh whether she has kids or not doesn't phase my fapping but I believe milfs should be around 35 or older.

I always figure MILF = 40s, cougar = 50s, 60+ is granny porn.

Love this girl, been a huge fan for many many years.