If Anita Blonde can do videos as a brunette then I can do videos, too, and call myself a professional male model. My anaconda wanted to coil itself around that horny Hungarian, and I collected a check for my efforts.

Canadians have plenty of guns. We just don't kill each other as often as Americans do. You are a bunch of Yosemite Sam-loving, Robert Bales-promoting, Trevon Martin-murdering, Australian tourist thrill killers.