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#583460 - 02/13/13 06:45 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Spunko]
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#584109 - 02/21/13 05:47 AM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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Behind the back shot.

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#584226 - 02/23/13 10:19 AM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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#584230 - 02/23/13 11:12 AM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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I never read the original, so it's unclear to me if that's a correct depiction of events. It's just not my fight.

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#584284 - 02/24/13 01:10 AM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: drained]
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#584347 - 02/25/13 07:18 AM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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Woman nearly crushed by falling tree, brushes it off.

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#584440 - 02/25/13 10:53 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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the girl with the perfect fakies 28 seconds in.the girls washing the car are ok.
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#584870 - 03/03/13 09:07 AM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: frankie fatale]
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#584890 - 03/03/13 01:50 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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Hoolarious.
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#585272 - 03/09/13 03:54 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#585323 - 03/09/13 11:26 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: frankie fatale]
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Russian stand-up comedy:


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#585392 - 03/10/13 06:53 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Over the cliff at the 5 min. mark.

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#585499 - 03/12/13 06:12 AM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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#585546 - 03/12/13 05:13 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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Jim Ross does NBA now. I'd love to hear him and Barkley call a PPV.

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#585668 - 03/14/13 08:13 AM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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#585740 - 03/15/13 07:48 AM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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#585798 - 03/15/13 08:01 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: CxGxPx]
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#585830 - 03/16/13 01:26 AM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Spunko]
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#585953 - 03/18/13 02:08 AM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: faceblaster]
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#585964 - 03/18/13 09:50 AM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Uncle Joe]
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this might be better than the last bond movie...

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#585966 - 03/18/13 10:07 AM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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Struck down by a copyright claim 17 minutes after you posted.
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#585970 - 03/18/13 01:28 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Jigaloo]
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cunts...that's twice.



youtube search - biting elbows bad motherfucker
when this one gets gone.
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#586090 - 03/19/13 02:46 AM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: LouCypher]
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#586484 - 03/22/13 02:04 AM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Spunko]
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#586485 - 03/22/13 02:06 AM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Spunko]
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#586507 - 03/22/13 12:11 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Uncle Joe]
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#586520 - 03/22/13 02:33 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Spunko]
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#586639 - 03/23/13 01:07 AM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Here's a couple from YouTubes CringeChannel...




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#586779 - 03/23/13 07:04 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Spunko]
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#586783 - 03/23/13 08:27 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: charin]
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#587523 - 04/01/13 07:43 AM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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#587524 - 04/01/13 08:58 AM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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You really have a thing for the Oakley brand.
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#587527 - 04/01/13 09:08 AM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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Never heard or cared about them until a few weeks ago.
Won't really care about them now.

There's an alternative I saw which looks as if someone gayed up really bad video game character design and then huffed out on solvents.

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#587632 - 04/01/13 07:35 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
Never heard or cared about them until a few weeks ago.


more proof that you don't leave the house. pipe, are you a work at home mom?. that would explain alot about you.
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#587634 - 04/01/13 07:39 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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Home school mom. The kids are Ezekial, Caleb and Malachi.


Edited by Barry the Pirate (04/01/13 07:40 PM)
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#587642 - 04/01/13 08:00 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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Yeah, some online poetry coming up any minute now...

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#587728 - 04/02/13 10:11 AM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: drained]
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#587740 - 04/02/13 01:40 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
Yeah, some online poetry coming up any minute now...


pipe... when was the last time your husband walked through the door and punched your lights out?.
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#587743 - 04/02/13 01:56 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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PulpeD is married???

Or is that lala fantasy land?
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#587841 - 04/02/13 10:36 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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Rental meat gets rancid and sour after a while, so to keep up interest, new trends need to get explored.

You know you top last year's hit when you can lean in and the meat's chick says in an Eastern European accent: "Brian Redban in pink, Joe Rogan in stink." while you hack away on that teenage helipad.

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#587843 - 04/03/13 12:06 AM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: drained]
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#587866 - 04/03/13 07:23 AM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
Rental meat gets rancid and sour after a while, so to keep up interest, new trends need to get explored.

You know you top last year's hit when you can lean in and the meat's chick says in an Eastern European accent: "Brian Redban in pink, Joe Rogan in stink." while you hack away on that teenage helipad.


Why you gotta bring Meat in on this? He don't bother you and I believe he's much more into Asians than Eastern Euros. Not the greedy whore Asians, I think he wants one of the "walks 3 steps behind you and is a champ at laundry" Asians.
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#588083 - 04/06/13 05:43 AM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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" For this installation at Young Projects in Los Angeles, Michael Haussman shot five different subjects on a trampoline and gave each a specific prop and background. As the artist says, "to the normal viewer, a person jumping on a trampoline is just a figure moving up and down and their expression is a blur of motion. To capture this action and emotion, all the subjects were shot at 2,000 frames per second, while engaged with one simple prop. Afterward, the body is completely steadied in a postproduction process known as 'tracking' (or motion stabilization software). This process takes the subject and steadies them in the frame so that they are no longer moving up and down. All that moves is their skin, cellulite, muscles, and weight of their respective bodies. The overall effect is somewhat disturbing: we see a singular subject who does not move, and yet the way in which his or her skin moves seems to suggest a kind of time-lapse aging, where they suddenly go from 18 years-old to 55 in a matter of seconds."

Indeed, to some viewers the implied aging that occurs on screen might appear like a special effect or CGI—where soft legs suddenly become riddled with cellulite, or a face suddenly gains wrinkles and bags under the eyes. And yet no effects were applied to the figure at all. Everything that is seen on screen is entirely due to the effects of gravity on the body. Nothing more, nothing less. As the figure hits the bottom of the jump, wrinkles and abnormal shapes appear. But as they rise to the top of the jump, they seem to become younger, fresher and more buoyant.

For Haussman, "this emotional shift from optimistic youth to depressed older age provokes a very strong, emotional effect in the viewer and leads to a new reading of the human form. Each person interacts with a simple, yet symbolic prop in order to gain more depth into this radical emotional shift, and this prop seems to suggest a narrative. We see, for instance, a voluptuous woman, with pristine white skin and red hair floating upward against a cold, dark, chunky wall. Once gravity calls her back to earth, the red ink swirls now fall like blood onto her shoulders and neck."

Not much further away is the image of a large naked man pointing a pistol at the screen. Explains Haussman: "The pistol is an iconic image we have seen before — from movies, magazines, to the Wild West — but never in this context. To suddenly take the clothes off this man and expose his emotions, as he goes from dark, brooding, old man, darting his eyes, paranoid, searching for someone to shoot; to his highest apex where he is a happy, confident younger man, with a child-like expression, creates a psychotic shift in emotion."

Similarly, a young blonde woman clutches her red bra and panties. For Haussman, the use of the color red as underwear "seems to be judgmental of her character, along with her smeared lipstick and mascara. She is obviously not coming from a good place, and when she's at the bottom of the jump, she suddenly ages forty years, making her a Sunset Boulevard tragedy. However when she soars up, her body is flawless and attractive and she exudes a confident beauty, making her red underwear sexually promiscuous and enticing."

"Lastly and maybe most shocking is the only close-up of the show. An older woman's face is filmed in close-up as rain provides the most magical result of the effect in the entire ensemble. This woman seems optimistic and fine with age and the rain. She almost seems to be living out a great memory. Her face seems to laugh with joy. She has a child-like expression. Then as she gets to the bottom on the jump the rain seems to hit harder on her body and one can see heavy streams of water rolling down her face as her skin and expression seem to drop in extreme proportions. The rain runs with the contours of her wrinkles, cascading down her sagging jaw, down the loose-skinned neck, drooping eyes, in such a dramatic fashion, one is immediately reminded of typical effects found in horror films."

From a formal point of view, Gravity borrows equally from classical painting traditions as some of the great typological works by Eadweard Muybridge, Bernd & Hilla Becher and others. Indeed, each of the works uses a strong heavenly top light—typically used by Renaissance masters—which dramatically exposes the flesh as if it were moving brush strokes and reemphasizes the relation with the heavens, gravity and sheer weight of the world. What's more, the uniformity of the figures, where each is recorded in the same position, and under the same extreme scrutiny, is a kind of typology that contrasts the more emotional effects of the musical score and/or subject matter. All five screens are presented floating in between the ceiling and floor in a vertical format, and paired with an identically-sized mirror, which frames the viewer in the exact same way, and with the same lighting.
Shown at Young Projects in Los Angeles January through March 2013"

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#588115 - 04/06/13 11:36 AM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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Hey Panzer, why don't you start your own Youtube channel like the CrazyRussiaHacker and make yourself useful?


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#588181 - 04/07/13 01:33 AM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Bornyo]
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#588182 - 04/07/13 01:46 AM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Bornyo]
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Hey Panzer, why don't you start your own Youtube channel like the CrazyRussiaHacker and make yourself useful?


Nah. Just put a knot on it.

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#588262 - 04/07/13 09:48 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Uncle Joe]
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English lessons in Ukrainian police school:


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#588417 - 04/10/13 04:29 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Uncle Joe]
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#588427 - 04/10/13 05:34 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Uncle Joe]
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#588459 - 04/10/13 09:18 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Uncle Joe]
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In the Russian post office:


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