1st World problems.

Are you going to steal her gubmint cheese like Panzer does with his grandmother?

Only enough to cover the cable bill.

She is terrible with money, so I'm probably going to set up 2 joint accounts, one for the SS to go into, then another for a couple hundred a month to spend on QVC and Amazon.

You went to NYC and didn't visit Alex? Shame on you.

You use the insecticide to wash yourself?

No, its for your mom's anus.

How'd ya get it shipped to NY? It says cannot be shipped to NY. I guess I'm either calling bullshit on one or most of your posts?

The payment went through and my card was charged, so I guess the packer who does the packing will not give a hoot [most likely he does not knows postage regulations] and will ship the product.

UPDATE:

Latest Event: Package has left seller facility and is in transit to carrier - August 10, 2013 10:18:45 AM

My mom has a vagina, why would you be touching her?

Is that where she poops from?

Just bought the chick a pair of Lucchese classic boots. They are smoking hot on her.

Fuck her doggy and demand she wears only the boots, sheriff.

She should have a gun belt and cowboy hat on too. Then half way through doggy, you take the hat off her, put in on your own head, and grab the belt w/ one hand and pretend you are riding a bucking bronco.

Or pretend you're motherfuckin' Max Hardcore.

I'll do all of the above...I'll put my Stetson on her and I got plenty of belts.

I'm not a big fan of women in boots but when she tried these on in Texas they looked incredible. They really accentuate that curve between narrow ankles and nice calves. That shit's hot.

Biggest problem is Lucchese takes 10 weeks to hand make them.

Enjoy it B.

Ditto. Glad you're enjoying yourself, brother.

Some molds, some glazes, some mold straps, a big sea sponge, a couple of pipes.

I know you can get high off fungus, but what kinda molds you got and what kinda high they give?

Ceramic molds. Plaster caster, bitches.

I bought an iPhone case with a sleeve for my ID and credit card so I won't lose all my shit again the next time I go out drinking. I can leave my wallet at home now.

New skipping rope. At new boxing gym. New provincial rules!

at least until the phone erases the magnetic stripe off the card. then, you're washing glasses.

Does that happen? I thought they just scrambled your balls.

The chemical just came, as well as your mom

Did she squirt? Did it taste like pee?

Ammo storage boxes, FN 5.7x28 pistol, S&W Bodyguard .380 pistol with laser,and 200 rd.s of 5.7x28 ammo.
Just got voted in to a local shooting club about 15 miles down the valley from me. .22 rifle range and indoor pistol range.

Also put my reinstatement app into the local Elk's lodge. I had let my membership lapse a while back.

Bought a small tv [vizio] for the kitchen dining area with internet capability. Netflix ready as well as other apps.

Will you have to re- initiate? If so, how many goldfish must you swallow?

5 pounds of TJ Farms Select french fries for $3.00
20oz bottle Mountain Dew for $1.00
5x 64oz bottles of generic Windex for $1.00 each
7x McDoubles for $1.00 each

Have you eaten all of the mcdoubles?

Only one, the rest are in the fridge.

How many windows do you have?

Bot that many and I dont clean then much. I just use it as general cleaning fluid. I pour it into gallon jugs from the SoftSoap.

Fantastic.

Yeah theres a little re-initiation I'm told. I can't reveal the details but prospective new members are told it involves a goat, a midget, lots of drinking and to bring their own condoms.

You had med at midget.

Went on a little binge this morning. Drove down to Brooks Brothers @ the Biltmore and got fitted for a new suit. Then went back up Camelback Ave. and bought some new linens at Neimans.

I doubt Tranzer knows these locales. But still enjoying the new monkeysuit.

Not a purchase but a find... I'm renovating an old building that used to be an architects office. They were supposed to move out the week before the project started. Instead, the bastard killed himself. So, we have to clean out the office and i am given a large format printer by the landlord from the office. It's an older HP but in decent condition.

So I take it home and "park it" knowing full well somebody's going to wise up and ask for this 3k printer back, and sooner rather than later. Well, 14 weeks later I plug it into my laptop and print off some drawings with no effort/service/money spent.

I'd say I'm a lucky guy...as lucky as the former poster who used to want me to fuck his mothers ass for the first and only time" thought I was.

Well, let's face it, B, You Are.

I remembered his name but was having a hard time finding that post. Thanks. I think. Hard as it is to believe, this place used to be even weirder.

JB, thanks for using one of my quotes as your sig. Was that directed at Tritone?

Who was the one who wanted to "Fuckeee. . . stab whores in the eye. . ." something or other? I can't remember. On another note, I saw someone the other day who looked for all the world like Matt Casey.





Ummmmmm, maybe? Dunno. Didn't know it was a popularity contest or that anyone would get graded on it however the fuck long thereafter.

irons alt wasit?.

bornyo will know

heh...dynamite the breasts. ya just dont get that anymore.

I'm almost certain that was too good to be a BI alt, but, yeah, that's who I'm thinking of. Fuckwashisname?

found it

HisExcellency

account

YES! And, THIS specifically.

The rest of us are prolific poetasters.

12x McDoubles
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= $13.06



12-pack of Pepsi
12-pack of Pepsi Wild Cherry
12-pack of Mountain Dew
12-pack of Sierra Mist
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= $15.46 [sale savings of $11.96]



2x BBQ Rib sandwiches
3x Old Hag fetucine alfredo
5x Tony's supreme pizzas
2x Tony's pouches
1x bottle of cucumber and green tea body wash
1x box of Sunny D freezer bars
5x bags of teriyaki jerly
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= $19.09

It's not that I doubt Alex actually found something called "Old Hag fettuccine alfredo," but I've got to see a pic of this.

Dick. I was just being polite.