Speaking of fried bread, I am surprised that you haven't made Navajo tacos yet and uploaded any pictures. They're basically the homemade version of a Taco Bell chalupa, with taco meat, lettuce, cheese, beans (refried or whole, but refried are fattier and therefore more tasty), tomatoes, salsa and of course some sour cream on a skillet-sized piece of Navajo fry bread. Each one is 1500-2000 calories or so, and completely delicious. (I'm sure your photographs will be revolting as usual.) Navajo fry bread tacos are therefore perfect for your routine of ambling over to the gym to pretend to work out for 20 minutes or so, then filling up on 5000 calories of fried junk food and off-brand energy drinks.

Holy fuck, just typing that makes me want to cook some up this weekend.