I got blackout drunk last week and apparently left my (empty) wallet and iPhone in a taxicab. I was looking all over the house for them and decided the cab driver had just stolen my shit. The next day, I got a call from the police saying a Good Samaritan was walking along the street on the complete other side of town and found my shit and turned it into the police. I picked my stuff up and not a single thing was missing from my wallet and my phone is in almost perfect condition. Therefore, I learned nothing from this experience.