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#642216 - 11/03/16 06:52 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Steezo]
artwilliams Offline
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
Is Orangeville anywhere near Melonville?


Ask Mayor Tommy Shanks.

[Orangeville has about 30,000 people and about 1 1/2 hours from Toronto. Don't know how the hell she ended up there.]

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#642218 - 11/03/16 06:57 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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She's from Toronto originally. Must have friends in the area.

Of course, another reason to move there might be,
"On November 4, 2015, The Canadian Institute of Planners announced winners of its fifth annual Great Places in Canada contest. A jury of seven professional planners named Broadway as the Great Street. "The jury was impressed by the central role Broadway plays in the Orangeville community, along with the heritage character and streetscape design."
-wikipedia


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#642219 - 11/03/16 08:18 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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So Dana Hayes is Canadian, eh?

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#642220 - 11/04/16 12:58 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Claude Goddard Offline
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Why would she be homeless in the States when she could be on welfare in Canada?

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#642221 - 11/04/16 04:23 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Claude Goddard]
artwilliams Offline
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Originally Posted By: Claude Goddard
Why would she be homeless in the States when she could be on welfare in Canada?


While we do get Government funded health in Canada and our minimum wage is higher than most of the States, welfare doesn't count for much. In Ontario, a single person on welfare only receives C$656 monthly. You couldn't rent an apartment for that.

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#642223 - 11/04/16 08:10 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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On the plus side, we now have evidence that Lucky is still alive. Someone should mail that poor pooch a box of Omaha Steaks for all he's been through.

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#642225 - 11/04/16 11:30 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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In defense of the Lioness, she is trying to start some dance school or dance lessons gig under her real name, which can't be posted here. I'm sure it doesn't help when a prospective employer or potential client find out the dance teacher is a porn star and active escort plying her trade on FB, Twitter, Backpage, and beyond.
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#642226 - 11/04/16 11:32 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Willie D]
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Originally Posted By: Willie D
On the plus side, we now have evidence that Lucky is still alive. Someone should mail that poor pooch a box of Omaha Steaks for all he's been through.


The poor guy made it across the border. I'm just glad he's alive. How many tours of duty can a dog take?
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#642227 - 11/04/16 11:34 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Claude Goddard]
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Originally Posted By: Claude Goddard
Why would she be homeless in the States when she could be on welfare in Canada?


I think she has friends in Orangeville and may have stayed with them a bit to save $$. I imagine there was no incall service under those conditions. Alas, her past and present escorting probably gums up any attempt to land a job above short order cook (and I am not certain the Lioness can fry an egg).
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#642228 - 11/04/16 11:44 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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I thought the move to Canada would ultimately prove beneficial to the Lioness. She would find old friends who would host her for some months while she got a basic job, got some savings going, dropped the escorting bit, took advantage of some assistance from province's women's social services and tried to break out of the BJ and Russian job business. It seems she's stuck in the turning tricks rut.



It started out auspiciously enough.


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#642747 - 12/12/16 09:05 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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#643033 - 12/28/16 04:38 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Granny takes a fall! What God-awful luck.





"Friends not doing ok no car no TV went for walk nasty fall as I have no boots broke nose concussion and two black eyes .Have to have operation on my back....Life is hell Will have to turn off phone e cannot afford it and no computer.so I feel like I am in jail .Nothing to do but sleep Orangeville Ontario Canada sucks"


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#643035 - 12/28/16 04:52 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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At least she has medical care in Orangeville.

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#643036 - 12/28/16 05:46 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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My goodness. What a dramatic and surprising turn of events. Perhaps this is a cry for ($$$) help.
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#643037 - 12/28/16 05:48 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Claude Goddard]
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Maybe it is time for the big sleep. Take some sedatives, some cheap wine and sit outside in cold wintry Ontario and go to sleep. They would put a dog or cat down for less misery.
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#643038 - 12/28/16 06:02 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Kingfish]
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Originally Posted By: Kingfish
They would put a dog or cat down for less misery.


Lucky & The Lioness. That has quite the ring to it, kinda like BJ & The Bear.
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#643039 - 12/28/16 06:47 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Claude Goddard]
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Originally Posted By: Claude Goddard
At least she has medical care in Orangeville.


That's one saving grace.
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#643040 - 12/28/16 06:57 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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She probly gave a BJ with too much teeth and a john took it out on her.

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#643044 - 12/28/16 07:53 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Steezo]
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
Lucky & The Lioness. That has quite the ring to it, kinda like BJ & The Bear.



Looks like she gave a BJ to a bear.



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#643047 - 12/28/16 09:06 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: J.B.]
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Going off on a tangent, this is the daughter of the lead actor from BJ & The Bear. Her name is Briana Evigan and I guess she sometimes puts sexy videos of herself working out on the YouTUbe.









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#643048 - 12/28/16 09:28 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: J.B.]
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Originally Posted By: Steezo
Lucky & The Lioness. That has quite the ring to it, kinda like BJ & The Bear.



Looks like she gave a BJ to a bear.
You made me spit Jameson's on the floor!



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#643049 - 12/28/16 09:57 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: KidRibz]
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Originally Posted By: KidRibz

You made me spit Jameson's on the floor!


Ain't no way you fit Jenna Jameson in your mouth.
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#643050 - 12/28/16 10:04 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Steezo]
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God Damn.
quote=Steezo [/quote]

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#643060 - 12/29/16 11:59 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Canada is a cold place...

Selections from the Lioness's FB entries:

Social services cut me back. To 515 a month rent is 500 and I have a dog and I cannot get to food bank. I cannot live on this.
...
I have no car and no TV and I am stuck sitting alone inside nothing to do. I took a walk fell down high snow pile Landed on my face now I have two black eyes broken nose and a concussion.blood everywhere.that was my Xmas Eve.i
Stuck inside with. No TV is killing me.
In alot of pain ..Bummed
...


Edited by Bluecipher (12/29/16 12:00 PM)
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#643061 - 12/29/16 01:47 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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The bitch earlier complained that she had nowhere to stay. Now she tacitly implies she has a place but can't afford rent. Her story is beginning to crack.

But I still wish the best for Lucky. He's a trooper.

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#643063 - 12/29/16 03:09 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Steezo]
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I could do with a little more Briana Evigan.

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#643064 - 12/29/16 04:42 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Vice Admiral]
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Bluecipher, why don't you send the Luvinlioness some New Year's warm wishes. I am sure she would appreciate the sentiment. Tell her that Lucky lives up to his name being associated with Dana.
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#643065 - 12/29/16 05:52 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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The Luvinlioness probably does not answer her fan e-mail unless a $25 electronic gift card is attached to it and as a chronicler of her fortunes/misfortunes, I can't directly intervene. I would consider having a local supermarket deliver a big bag of dog food to her humble abode if I knew where it was. She is in need of a friendly Uber or Lyft driver willing to take BJs as payment for weekly trips to the food bank. A donated TV and good antenna and she can while away her time. Rob Spallone is coming back any day now and will need a few milfs and gilfs to populate his next hit.


Edited by Bluecipher (12/29/16 05:56 PM)
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#643066 - 12/29/16 05:59 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Willie D]
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Originally Posted By: Willie D
The bitch earlier complained that she had nowhere to stay. Now she tacitly implies she has a place but can't afford rent. Her story is beginning to crack.

But I still wish the best for Lucky. He's a trooper.


She must have been waiting for the paperwork for her social security/aid to come through. To get bigger marks she will need to prowl the streets of Toronto. Orangeville, Ontario is too small for the Luvinlioness.


Edited by Bluecipher (12/29/16 06:01 PM)
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#643067 - 12/29/16 06:06 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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You aren't up for emulating George Plimpton and being a participatory journalist?

I would be afraid that a donation of a TV with aerial wouldn't suit the Luvinlioness' need for proper video stimulation. Being stuck watching the CBC and other Canadian OTA channels would probably elicit many complaints about shitty programming. She needs a 4K TV with Netflix, Amazon and Hulu, plus a Direct TV package.

I have noticed the cognitive dissonance of desperate people: the don't want help unless it fits their expensive tastes but they complain about their desperate straits.

I think the Luvinlioness definitely fits into that category.
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#643068 - 12/29/16 06:17 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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She'll take Rita McNeil and she'll like it!
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#643069 - 12/29/16 07:37 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Didn't Plimpton get sacked as QB for the Lions? I might get sacked by the LuvinLioness if I emulate him. She probably would look down on anything like basic cable or below.
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#643070 - 12/29/16 09:26 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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I think Plimpton washed out very quickly. There was a movie about the book about his experiences, starring Alan Alda as George. Maybe you could be like Nick Broomfield -- smug and pay the Luvinlioness on camera for her interview that way she will talk and put up with silly inquiries.

I wonder if the seedy motels in Orangeville are seedier than the seedy motels in the Inland Empire and LA County?

Can she receive and entertain classy gentleman in her Orangeville abode or would there be a risk of losing it over something as silly as prostitution?
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#643078 - 12/30/16 10:30 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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I think she is renting a room in a friend's home, but "working" from a friend's home -- no matter how close a friend -- is probably a no-no. I wonder if her social security or whatever money she receives from the government would be in jeopardy if she were caught entertaining gents.

I do like the interview idea. I doubt the Luvinlioness would open up about her past and what took her from Ontario to the San Fernando Valley and a role in the undiscovered classic, "Even Grandma Needs a Good Fucking 1," (2010).
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#643504 - 01/24/17 10:42 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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#643505 - 01/24/17 10:44 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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She won't go on match.com


Note to prospective matches - solid health and life insurance plans a must.



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#643544 - 01/26/17 09:17 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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More woe visits the Lioness! FB entry. The con game continues?

I have the worst luck..my dog and I were hit by a car today ! I fell to ground and dog hit by bumper went under car but no wheels hit him ..thank God. I got up and my dog walked with no limp so other than a few bruises we are ok. Cannot tell for sure about lucky .will have to wait and see if he shows signs of injury.
Freaked me out.. Guess I have some luck as we could have been killed thank God driver was going slow.
All I cared about was lucky as he is fifteen.
Love to you all !&#128525;&#128536;


Edited by Bluecipher (01/27/17 09:23 AM)
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#643545 - 01/26/17 09:39 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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How come the Luvinlioness hasn't thought of accident insurance fraud? That seems like it would be up her alley. It would provide her income and attention in her golden years.

At fifteen, Lucky will be going to the big backyard in the sky soon. Finally freedom and peace for the pooch.
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#643551 - 01/27/17 09:27 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Kingfish]
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Her recent fall and this "accident" may be test runs. She is openly calling for older, classy gents to come visit her for real dating, not escorting. If the right Merc, BMW or Audi shows up she might find herself so excited she might fall under the front wheels as she comes to meet her new beau.
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#643553 - 01/27/17 01:33 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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I'm not sure I could squeeze her into the front seat of my E300 Benz. And I ain't gonna damage the leather trying to do so.

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#643557 - 01/27/17 07:20 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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She'll be a little lighter - from Twitter:

@danahayesxxx

Following
More
Yestoday my dog and I were hit by a car today in hospital waiting for final decision to remove appendix...morphine felt nice though.
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#643635 - 01/30/17 07:04 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Could it be CANCER ?

FB - Dana Hayes:

Thanks to all those who wished me well...getting hit by a car was bad but all I cared about was my dog he was under the car but no wheels ran over him and he got up and we hobbled home. The I had to go to hospital for appendix but it turned out not to be that ...it is much worse I think...but they couldn't or wouldn't say much .
I have never been a drink it I have some bad things happening there and on my ovary. Maybe being hit by the car was lucky cause i didn't know about the other problems and perhaps caught them early...but the pain is terrible... God works in mysterious ways.


Edited by Bluecipher (01/30/17 07:04 PM)
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#643726 - 02/01/17 03:37 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Jezuz

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#643821 - 02/02/17 04:08 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Hope it's not cancer of the female bits (ovarian, uterine, etc). With any luck it was just a bad Canadian burrito.
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#643822 - 02/02/17 04:25 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Dana didn't seem to be au courant with the rash of fake porno cancer a few years ago. Maybe this is her plunge into the GoFundMe world. Maybe she came to the cancer grift conclusion recently.

What a beautiful setup: I was injured by a car and the doctors found something while at the hospital getting fixed for that.

Doesn't the socialized medicine of Canada take care of the medical expenses? Maybe she will seek some form of gap coverage from the white knights and classy gentlemen for her fake malady. Those cigarettes, booze and dog food are not going to buy themselves.

For a woman born during the time of the Eisenhower administration (the Louis St. Laurent administration for the Canadian Luvinlioness), she seems to have taken the Internet attention whoring to a level that would put any Millennial whiner to shame.
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#643823 - 02/02/17 06:55 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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I wonder. If I offered to send the luvlioness a giant box of Milk Bones for Lucky...how many would she appropriate for herself?

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#643824 - 02/02/17 07:16 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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^ Depends on Canadian dental.
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#643828 - 02/02/17 07:46 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Kingfish]
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Originally Posted By: Kingfish
Dana didn't seem to be au courant with the rash of fake porno cancer a few years ago. Maybe this is her plunge into the GoFundMe world. Maybe she came to the cancer grift conclusion recently.

What a beautiful setup: I was injured by a car and the doctors found something while at the hospital getting fixed for that.

Doesn't the socialized medicine of Canada take care of the medical expenses? Maybe she will seek some form of gap coverage from the white knights and classy gentlemen for her fake malady. Those cigarettes, booze and dog food are not going to buy themselves.

For a woman born during the time of the Eisenhower administration (the Louis St. Laurent administration for the Canadian Luvinlioness), she seems to have taken the Internet attention whoring to a level that would put any Millennial whiner to shame.


It could be a beautiful setup to trigger a love trap on an unsuspecting classy gentleman looking for a mature life partner with deep experience in the carnal arts. Lucky is included in the deal.
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#643845 - 02/04/17 04:17 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: J.B.]
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
^ Depends on Canadian dental.


There's no Canadian dental.

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#643848 - 02/04/17 10:10 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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GOVERNMENT DENTAL PROGRAMS
IN CANADA, GENERAL ORAL HEALTH CARE IS NOT INCLUDED IN THE CANADA HEALTH ACT (CHA). MOST CANADIANS RECEIVE ORAL HEALTH CARE THROUGH PRIVATELY OPERATED DENTAL CLINICS AND PAY FOR SERVICES THROUGH INSURANCE OR BY PAYING FOR IT THEMSELVES. SOME DENTAL SERVICES ARE COVERED THROUGH GOVERNMENT DENTAL PROGRAMS. THESE PROGRAMS ARE INTEGRAL TO THE HEALTH AND WELL-BEING OF CANADIANS...

From Canadian Assn of Public Health Dentistry.

She may need to hit Paris or Nice for cheap, quality dental.
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