Went to see Keb' Mo' last night. Great show and wow can he play a guitar. Had a good band behind him as well.

The state of Alaska today announce the amount of the 2014 Permanent Fund Dividend check that they'll be mailing to every resident: $1,884, the third highest amount in the history of the PFD. Take that, Panzer!

"How many men, I wonder, lead secret lives? This thought occurred to me recently when I met up with an old friend, together with his wife. They made a delightful couple, clearly devoted to each other. Yet I know that as he roams the world on business, he indulges in his deep addiction to ladyboys. “I can’t do without them,” he explains. “I don’t bother with girls anymore. It’s the ladyboys.”

There are plenty of other examples. The friend who on a recent visit to Bangkok managed to leave his girlfriend enjoying the hotel spa while he went for a quickie with a ladyboy. The married man I knew who on a visit to Bangkok went full-blast at the ladyboy scene, explaining to me afterwards that he was perfectly happy with his married life and that he loved his wife, but that ladyboys excited a different part of his personality: “It’s almost like I’m two people,” he said.

I remember the young IT specialist who had contacted me before his first visit to Bangkok, saying he was desperate to meet up with ladyboys but was too shy to do it on his own. “I don’t think I could handle the bar scene,” he said. So I took him to KC3, where in his urgent need to get started before he lost his bottle, he took up with the first ladyboy who spoke to him, bar-fined her, and as he told me later, almost came in his pants when they got into the hotel room. “It was all over in 20 minutes,” he said. I tactfully refrained pointing out that the girl he was with was one of the most ordinary girls in the bar. In his rush, he hadn’t noticed. He told me that I was the first person he had ever confided in. “If they ever heard about this in the pub, I would have to move out of the area,” he explained.

Then there was the university lecturer who asked for a discrete introduction to one of the models on the site so that he could spend time with her when he was out here on an exchange visit. He told me that a couple of his students were also spending their holidays in Bangkok, and that the possibility of meeting them when he was cruising for ladyboys was a mortifying one. “Back at home I’m regarded by my students as a pretty boring bloke, married for 22 years, two kids, no interests apart from my subject, art history,” he said. “But every day I fantasise about ladyboys. I’m not a closet gay, I have a satisfying sex life at home. Ladyboys stir up emotions I never knew I had.”

I myself like to believe that I pass as an ordinary person (albeit a devilishly handsome one), and that going about my daily business no one would possibly guess that the evening before, I had been eagerly exploring the cock and bottom of a young ladyboy eager to help me in every way she could.

In some ways, having a secret life is itself exciting. But while it is fine for me, living here, and able to indulge and then cover my tracks easily enough, it is a lot less easy for those who only visit Thailand or other countries with a sizeable ladyboy population.

When I first started out with ladyboys, it was long before the days of the internet. I didn’t even know what ladyboys were. I had never heard of them. These days, with so much ladyboy porn on the net, it is very easy to become addicted to the images. For most people, they are something entirely new. Something completely exotic that excites because it has never been seen or experienced, and because so many of the ladyboys who are posted on the net are under any criteria, extremely beautiful. In my experience, a lot of men visit Thailand because of the ladyboys.

For those men who are married, or in long-term relationships, does going with a ladyboy constitute being unfaithful? This is something of a conundrum. Having sex with a genetic girl certainly is. Having sex with a member of the third sex is problematical, in ethical terms. Enjoy the moment, is my advice. And, of course, keep quiet about it."

One night in Bang Cock.

Close up pics of a comet.

http://www.businessinsider.com/rosetta-images-of-comet-67pchuryumov-gerasimenko-2014-9

http://www.christianpost.com/news/christ...al-wife-127107/

Christian fitness swingers. God is fine with them fucking each others spouses.

Alrighty. It's that time of year where I can disguise starving as fasting for Yom Kippur. Let the games begin.

Your pretty butthole will be so clean. I hope that doesn't go to waste.

Nice pink mohawk, fag.

McDonalds Monopoly

LOL HORZ!

Chick boned the midget stripper at her bachelorette party and had to come clean about it when she gave birth to a dwarf.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/bride-who-sex-dwarf-stripper-4407891#ixzz3FhpISxFc

lmao^

and its monopoly time again at mickey d's?time to lube them up.

Thats almost as bad as the kid coming out black.

Well Goddayumn:

Man Emerges From Sidewalk Grate, Throws Smoke Bomb Into Restaurant

hipster payback or did he as salamu alaykem?.

I'm going with the former, 'cause those other guys are too pipsqueaky to appreciate the pie to the face.

That's a better response than a bad yelp review. The comments after that article are funny as hell.

We went to a house warming party for some friends last night. The guy is a realtor so he has a very diverse friend-set.

I have no idea how it happened- no one saw it coming, but some drunk guy with an obnoxious wife said to me "you think your dick is bigger than mine- pull it out" Mind you, he was slouched on a cooler against the wall at the time. It truly came out of the blue.

Everybody got library quiet, I guess wondering if I'd pull it out or knock him out. I said: "you'll have to ask my wife" and she didn't miss a beat and said "well, it's too long but makes up for that by being too thick". Everybody laughed and the bitch wife took that fucker to their car. I think he spent the night in there.

I don't have kids, but my friend with a young son said schools have started to give partial credit for wrong answers on tests now? Like if the questions ask for the answer to 7x7, and the kid writes down 45, he gets partial credit for coming close.

I guess it's to reward the kid for trying and almost getting it right. That's some seriously fucked up shit. Like how everybody gets a ribbon for participating in sports, even if they come in last place in a race or something.

The American school system is fucked up. One kid in my extended family doesn't have text books. They use worksheets for everything and most of the answers are already on the page. The kid is in 7th grade and he has to refer to a worksheet for his multiplication tables. He can't fucking multiply without a chart in the 7th grade. He's not in special ed either. I asked.

Just saw a report on a school banning the terms boys and girls. The kids are only to be called purple penguins or campers.
And I don't know if any you Ovomit dicksuckers on here know it or not but I double fucking guarantee you the people that make those decisions and others just as stupid are Ovomit voters.

^^^ I was really hoping that Purple Penguin shit was a joke.

Fucking liberal assed cocksmoking morons

If I had a kid and their school pulled that purple penguin shit I'd pull 'em from school.

In todays climate they'd come arrest you and confiscate the good little socialists in training for further debriefing and programming.

What's your point?

probably something about you being a dumb piece of shit.

I think you missed your mark. As usual.

The scariest thing is that this is taking place in Nebraska. It wouldn't be a shock if the setting was San Francisco or Boston. This is like having Alabama be the next state to legalize marijuana.

We dog-sat a kids standard poodle this weekend. We're gonna breed her with my Lab when she's old enough.

We had pure chaos here in Bornyo-land for the entire weekend. fuckers scrambled around 24-7 for tennis balls, rope toys, food, water, couch time, petting and anything else that dogs could possibly feel competitive over.

That's why my kid goes to a non religious private school. There's a little bit of religion, praying at lunch, Christmas vacation instead of Winter Holiday. Minor shit. I'm pretty much atheist, but there's nothing wrong with some old time snake handling. Plus I've managed to sneak in God "smiting our enemies with His furious vengeance". It's all about compromise, people.

Love it when dogs are friends and go wild together.

Home schooling is more understandable now. Used to be homeschoolers were usually religious nuts/cults. Now the american school system is just fucked. No need to try let alone try hard cause they are gonna pass and get praised for choosing to be a retard

This, they were. She (Poodle) left and my lab just breathed a sigh of relief and has spent the rest of today asleep on my feet. I am not complaining. Their pups, with their bloodlines, will go for about 1,200.00/ea.

In another time you'd have been heckuva slaver.

It's Candyland here in Bornyo-Land.

(BTW, Bornyo-Land is not my construct- Panzer started that some time back as some kind of ill-informed commentary on the South and our lifestyle)

Northern Idaho was one of the original battlegrounds of the homeschooling movement. I remember lots of articles about parents living off the grid with kids named Malachi (my favorite name ever) and Moses. But it's come a long way. Ours is considered a "home school" and very much a part of the school district...which I'm not in love with, but such is life.

I helped a guy lift a roll of carpet and toss in a dumpster (no hooker or mobster body inside) and now one of my nuts hurts. Is that a hernia or something related to the lifting?

i have a hernia right now(ive had it a few years).i tried to get them to operate on it when i was locked up so i could spend a week or two at the hospital.they wouldnt because i have bloodclots in my leg and they said at the hospital the dr or whoever would say its too risky.

as for your nuts hurting,it might be but i was told if that happens you can usually visually see it.plus the pain would probably be excruciating.i thought thats what happened to me but it ended up just being some kind of infection that they gave me doxycycline for.walking was a bitch for a little while.it could also be torsion(which i dont know what it is but they do this test where they poke or lightly touch your inner thigh and your ball is supposed to lift up on its own,as if you were flexing it).you might want to schedule a drs appointment soon.

Groin pull. The pain radiates to the nuts.

That's my thought too. It's down in the nut like being "pennied" or hitting your nuts playing or doing something. It doesn't hurt bad enough to be sitting on ice but it hurts just enough to know if I ran in boxers or had crazy sex it would hurt really, really bad. I got some compression shorts from when I had my vasectomy. Looks like I'll wear them a day or so.

I'm thinking groin pull too. Maybe have a doctor see your scrot. Better than worrying.

You saying he can't trust an XPT internet diagnosis?

Well, considering I had a full 50 yr old physical with all it's embarassment just last week or week prior, I think I'm going to rest on pulled groin.

You very well might have a dead Ball...!

Every once in a while (like 4-5 years), I'll sneeze so hard that I get the most horrible, intense pain in my scrotum and it'll make me scream out loud and fall to the ground clutching my nuts. It doesn't matter where I am, it just hurts so bad that I have no choice in the matter. I guess it must be from an old hernia.

In that case, the ball should be spotted where forward progress ended. For him, I believe that would be the Civil War.

Out of the Park!!!

After one of my many surgeries on my leg my back got all fucked up. It radiated pain into my nuts. The doc had to point out it was coming from back. I never would have thought it. Hope you didn't fuck up a disk.

Not at all. I respect your fake doctor certificate as much as my own.