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#593892 - 06/19/13 04:48 PM RIP Tony Soprano
Jerkules Offline
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No reunion shows I guess. Massive heart attack, surely induce by years of cocaine and soppressata abuse. 51 years old.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/james-gandolfini-dead-51-article-1.1377435

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#593894 - 06/19/13 05:01 PM Re: RIP Tony Soprano [Re: Jerkules]
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Wow. Really surprised here. Seemed like a cool guy. Even if he didn't want "Jamal Ginsburg" dating his daughter.

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#593896 - 06/19/13 05:22 PM Re: RIP Tony Soprano [Re: Jerkules]
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His range was rather limited, as an actor though. Still RIP.

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#593909 - 06/19/13 06:50 PM Re: RIP Tony Soprano [Re: Jerkules]
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Steezo said one time that big dudes don't have a long shelf life. He was great in the Castle. Shitty deal.
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#593916 - 06/19/13 07:11 PM Re: RIP Tony Soprano [Re: Jerkules]
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Terrible news.
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#594040 - 06/21/13 11:45 AM Re: RIP Tony Soprano [Re: backdoorman]
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He lives on through this guy:


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#594041 - 06/21/13 12:15 PM Re: RIP Tony Soprano [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Steezo said one time that big dudes don't have a long shelf life.


It's the height + weight. Every inch over 6 feet 2 inches decreases life expectancy. He died to young, but the chances of him making it a few years past 70 were very slim.
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#594047 - 06/21/13 12:57 PM Re: RIP Tony Soprano [Re: Jerkules]
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My dad's boss was 6'9" and 375+. Played pro football in the 50s and had the knees to prove it. Died at 97. That's the kind of shit I try to hold onto.
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#594051 - 06/21/13 02:57 PM Re: RIP Tony Soprano [Re: Jerkules]
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Where did that stat come from? Actuary tables? I never heard a correlation between height and life expectancy before.
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#594052 - 06/21/13 03:17 PM Re: RIP Tony Soprano [Re: Jerkules]
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Gandolfini was 6'1, prolly pushin 3bills though.
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#594057 - 06/21/13 05:35 PM Re: RIP Tony Soprano [Re: faceblaster]
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Where did that stat come from? Actuary tables? I never heard a correlation between height and life expectancy before.


Actuary tables. But (as in the case Barry just mentioned) if Gandolfini had made it past a certain point without a heart attack, he probably would have outlived any skinny brothers he had.
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#594065 - 06/21/13 06:15 PM Re: RIP Tony Soprano [Re: Jerkules]
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My doctor told me when I turned 45 that just being 45- 52ish was a risk factor in and of itself. There's no getting out alive.
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#594092 - 06/22/13 07:05 AM Re: RIP Tony Soprano [Re: faceblaster]
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Where did that stat come from? Actuary tables? I never heard a correlation between height and life expectancy before.



Not sure of the accuracy, but it's true that you don't see many guys that are both old and tall/fat.

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#594112 - 06/22/13 04:09 PM Re: RIP Tony Soprano [Re: Jerkules]
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Tall fits into it too. I think that we're supposed to be within certain parameters...from an engineering standpoint. Anything that deviates from that seems to start problems that just lead to more problems. Just a theory.
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#594154 - 06/23/13 06:46 AM Re: RIP Tony Soprano [Re: Jerkules]
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Well, of course there's tall and fat old guys, they're just not very common. A couple of the grocery stores I go to are populated by about 85% old folks. I'm talking like over 70. Most of the men are about 5'8" or under and weigh about a buck sixty.

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#594181 - 06/23/13 03:06 PM Re: RIP Tony Soprano [Re: Jerkules]
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There's always exceptions. The human factor fucks up most theories,
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#596070 - 08/03/13 11:55 PM Re: RIP Tony Soprano [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Steezo said one time that big dudes don't have a long shelf life.


Seriously, how many old, big dudes do you see? I'm 6'6". I'm living my life for the moment. But as far as height/weight charts and shit go, my doctor recently mentioned to me that the insurance companies came up with them a long time ago just to fuck people on their premiums.
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#596110 - 08/04/13 02:42 PM Re: RIP Tony Soprano [Re: Jerkules]
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Oh, I totally agree with you. The ones you do see are usually fucked up. I wish I could live in the moment, but I "what if" think way too much. After 46 I've started to really dwell on what happens to big guys when they age.
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