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#531820 - 10/14/11 05:50 PM
Re: What are you reading?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Just finished "Swing your sword" by Mike Leach. Smart man and a good book.
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#532967 - 11/01/11 05:39 PM
Re: What are you reading?
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Registered: 04/19/04
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If you like easy books that provide tons of shits and giggles, you should check out his other shit. It's hard to get a hold of outside of special orders, libraries, and lucky used-finds, though.
I've collected most of his stuff, but am still missing a few gems that I'll never be able to afford. Lansdale is one of my favorite authors, love his stuff especially his Hap and Leonard series. Highly recommended to all except racists and fag haters
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#543359 - 02/09/12 05:56 PM
Re: What are you reading?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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"American Sniper" the autobiography of Chris Kyle.
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#543385 - 02/09/12 09:04 PM
Re: What are you reading?
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/11
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How to Ruin Your Financial Life (Ben Stein) That was a good one. I still have the magazine where the column that served as the basis for those books originally appeared. I read it eleven years ago and still re-read it every other year or so...
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
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#543414 - 02/10/12 12:10 PM
Re: What are you reading?
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/11
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So while you were getting your BA in English Lit, what was your favorite class or book that you studied? Was there anything that they made you read in class that you've read again?
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
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#543535 - 02/11/12 01:41 PM
Re: What are you reading?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Just finished Joe McGuiness' book on Sarah Palin this morning at the tire store. Not really a fan of SP, but this guy is so over the top, so campy. Kitty Kelly does better research and reporting than this hack. So many people wanted to talk to him, but they were too "afraid" to talk on the record. Third and fourth and fifth removed gossip by unnamed sources. The last chapter was spent on how absurd it is to say the Downs kid isn't hers. But "so many" people in Wasilla think that the kid isn't hers, well, there almost has to be something to it. But it's so absurd. But "so many" people are talking.
Oh, and everyone he came into contact with offered to loan him a gun, cuz that Todd Palin is so dangerous.
Restarted Stephen King's 11/22/63. It's a bit more believable.
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#543566 - 02/11/12 07:29 PM
Re: What are you reading?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
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Yes. Totally coincidental, tho.
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#543768 - 02/13/12 01:42 PM
Re: What are you reading?
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#543924 - 02/14/12 05:30 AM
Re: What are you reading?
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/11
Posts: 720
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I think it would've been cheaper to buy them as a set, and not individually, no?
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
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#543925 - 02/14/12 05:32 AM
Re: What are you reading?
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/11
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Also, if you liked those Stein titles, you'll probably like "Bunkhouse Logic" and "Diary of a Mad Screenwriter" as well...
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
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#543961 - 02/14/12 10:28 AM
Re: What are you reading?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Get a reader. Then you don't even have to wait for them.
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#543966 - 02/14/12 11:11 AM
Re: What are you reading?
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/11
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I want to but I like shopping in thrift stores. Finding bargains for $1 is too good to pass up. It's sometimes the highlight of my day. The reader option can be a good deal - titles are frequently cheaper than a new or used paperback.
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
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#543978 - 02/14/12 01:11 PM
Re: What are you reading?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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Love my reader, but I hate Nooks and Kindles. Clunky as fuck.
Give it a year, BI. You'll be able to pick them up for a dime at Salvation. Actually, my best thrift store shopping was at a Salvation Army in Nelson, BC. Bought a ton of white cotton dresses for like $3.
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#543988 - 02/14/12 01:45 PM
Re: What are you reading?
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/11
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Love my reader, but I hate Nooks and Kindles. Clunky as fuck. You'll have to pry my kindle from my cold dead hands. What do you use? iPad, Kobo, Sony ? The Kobo has gotten rave reviews on "Wired".
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
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#543994 - 02/14/12 03:20 PM
Re: What are you reading?
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Porn Jesus
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Love my reader, but I hate Nooks and Kindles. Clunky as fuck. You'll have to pry my kindle from my cold dead hands. What do you use? iPad, Kobo, Sony ? The Kobo has gotten rave reviews on "Wired". I've set up a couple for family and they just seem hard to use. Altho, the family I set them up for love them. Mine is an off brand of some variety. But it's super easy to use. Uses an SD card that I can just drag and drop and organize however I want.
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#544044 - 02/15/12 06:22 AM
Re: What are you reading?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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Get a reader. Then you don't even have to wait for them. Somehow I don't think the following will ever become part of popular culture. Nook 'em Dano Who uploaded the Nook of Love? I could Twitter a Kindle about it Throw the Kindle at him Is Elvis Costello ever going to sing Everyday I Upload the Nook?
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#544068 - 02/15/12 01:19 PM
Re: What are you reading?
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/11
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Somehow I don't think the following will ever become part of popular culture.
Nook 'em Dano Who uploaded the Nook of Love? I could Twitter a Kindle about it Throw the Kindle at him
Is Elvis Costello ever going to sing Everyday I Upload the Nook?
I thought that bit from PJ O'Rourke's latest book was funny - I'm reading it on my kindle:)
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
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#544122 - 02/16/12 01:00 PM
Re: What are you reading?
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/11
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Received this message on Twitter today from A.J. Jacobs:
AJ Jacobs @ajjacobs mentioned you: ajjacobs AJ Jacobs Got a fan note from @BrandonIron, who Wikipedia tells me is star of Photographic Mammaries. He suggested I write :Yr of Living Unbiblically Feb 15, 4:22 PM via TweetDeck AJ Jacobs isn't your only literary admirer. Have you read this: http://www.amazon.com/American-Gangbang-...4471&sr=8-1
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
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#544219 - 02/18/12 01:10 AM
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#544262 - 02/18/12 10:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Ha it aint bad. My buddy was living in Winnipeg working on a job site . Some middle aged skid hesher at work tried to get him to go see Helix (he was a hip hop kid and had no idea who they were) but passed 'because it was on a week night'. Said hesher came up to him all excited six months later to tell him Helix was coming back and it was on a saturday! So he begrudgingly went and said he thought of me when he was there. Got me the book after the show, autographed to me by Mr Volmann himself!
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#544555 - 02/20/12 05:52 PM
Re: What are you reading?
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Not Quite What I Was Planning: Six-Word Memoirs by Writers Famous and Obscure. My favourite: Affection. Erection. No protection. Injection. Infection. - Colleen Zachary
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#544560 - 02/20/12 06:03 PM
Re: What are you reading?
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Porn Jesus
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"American Sniper" the autobiography of Chris Kyle. I put this one down to work on some other projects for a couple weeks but finished it the other day. The guy got @ 150 confirmed kills in the middle east. It's a decently ghost-written book and an easy read. Before this I read a pre-pub Tom Dorsey Serge Storms novel sent me by my sister. As usual Serge does not disappoint. If you haven't read his stuff I recommend you start at the beginning but you don't necessarily have to. If you have any connections to Florida and esp. "Old Florida" when it was a land of cheap t-shirts and monkey jungles and glass-bottom boats and Weeki-Wachi mermaids then you simply have to read his novels.
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#544763 - 02/22/12 03:27 AM
Re: What are you reading?
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I enjoyed Derek Wilson's A Brief History of the Circumnavigators. Best part is the description of Samuel Wallis, captain of HMS Dolphin in 1767, discovering that beautiful Tahitian women would gladly trade sexual favours for metal tools, pots, and implements.
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#545430 - 02/27/12 09:57 PM
Re: What are you reading?
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Porn Jesus
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King James Bible, the online version http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/cool features include a message board at the bottom of each chapter and a multiple choice quiz
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#545450 - 02/27/12 10:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
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As much as it would be great to troll a bible board, Bornyo's drunks gave me the boot after two 3AM posts. I'm sticking to sites that revolve around hate for a while.
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#545452 - 02/27/12 11:00 PM
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