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#582117 - 01/31/13 11:59 PM Re: Painfully average and high [Re: Da Burglar]
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This thread needs to be retitled to Painfully average (unkempt) and high
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#582119 - 02/01/13 12:05 AM Re: Painfully average and high [Re: Jerkules]
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Fuck you man. You try to find pics of naked chicks doin drugs. It aint easy.


I do have a set of 3 bitches smoking a hookah to share some time soon though.
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#582121 - 02/01/13 12:36 AM Re: Painfully average and high [Re: Jerkules]
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Is it the Pink Meth one?

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#582123 - 02/01/13 12:49 AM Re: Painfully average and high [Re: Jerkules]
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Yeah.
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#582697 - 02/06/13 02:09 PM Re: Hot and High [Re: drained]
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File this image in the "This is why you should never go Grocery Shopping on an empty stomach" category, pertaining to why you should never EVER go 2 weeks without jerking off or seeing your current whore du jour, and then all of a sudden one morning getting up and plugging into some online porn and jerking off to the first whore you find and releasing your pent up splooge in an overexcited manner......In my case it was 5 or so years ago, I had abstained from splooging for too long, I woke up in the fresh clean Northern California Mountain Air and signed on to my computer to check my e-mail.....At the time I had signed up for some online Porn Minutes via none other than Gia Jerking's Video On Demand Service ( I was trying to be a good burg-friend to Gia, and her webpage VOD reflected the overall servicey whore quality she exuded back then...) Anyway, the first Movie / whore I saw was a Madison Ivy flick, one of her firsts, back when she was skinny and petite and blond and seemingly aloofishly Hott and filthy and intelligently nasty (the perfect whore qualities.) It triggered a brief but frenzied, and now in hindsight awkwardly embarassing, infatuation with Madison's ability to (1) throw her ankles behind her head and stare with her big eyes in perverted wonderment at the pulsating angry penis penetrating her pussy; (2) Inhale engorged penile appendages down her throat, and seeing her tiny throat actually EXPAND when the angry penis penetrates past her epiglotus .....

To see this woman today, having lost all her "natural raunchiness and splooge factor" and replaced by surgically enhanced "empty calorie raunchiness and sexual satisfaction, JUST WTF was I thinking (and whacking) back then?????
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#594946 - 07/10/13 08:37 PM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
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I recently saw a Mischa Brooks scene in Jules Jordan's "Wet Asses" (real original there, Jules) where Mischa's eyes grabbed my attention and put the Li'l Admiral at attention as well.

She's always been pretty, recently climbed the ranks when she started allowing that fine ass to be ravaged, and now imagining her hoovering up a line of coke, meth, or even Adderall makes her scorching hot to me! Whaddya think she's been up to? Probably just drunk or smoked a bowl or something.

Love 'em hot and high.



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#594947 - 07/10/13 09:41 PM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
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It's the guy who did Big Wet Asses for Elegant Angel, only he's now directing over at JJV. So I'm sure the style of the two series are identical.
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#594948 - 07/10/13 10:19 PM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
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Good Bump Admiral. I gotta find them naked hookah bitches.
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#594955 - 07/11/13 06:41 AM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
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R.A. check out Casey Calvert. She's turning into an anal animal and seems down for anything. She want's to try to prolapse next.


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#594957 - 07/11/13 08:51 AM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
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I find prolapse to be revolting, nearly as much as Alex Panzer's recipes.

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#594960 - 07/11/13 11:08 AM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
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Maybe her eyes are red from the crying. Either way's good for me.
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#594970 - 07/12/13 07:59 AM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
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What ? A perv like you doesn't like to lick a prolapse. I'm so disillusioned. I bet you get a contact high if the chick did some good shit. Pun fully intended.
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#594983 - 07/12/13 09:20 PM Re: Hot and High [Re: backdoorman]
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Was the unfunny fully intended as well?
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#594988 - 07/12/13 11:22 PM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
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Calvert is hot and filthy. Gorgeous ass, box and cornhole on her. Voice a lil squeaky and could be annoying in high doses, but with a dick in one of her holes, I doubt she's yappin too much.

Edit: She a short whore too. Like 5'3 I think I saw.
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#594989 - 07/13/13 07:07 AM Re: Hot and High [Re: Smokey Again]
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Originally Posted By: Smokey Again
Was the unfunny fully intended as well?


Only to the humor disabled and trolls.
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#594991 - 07/13/13 07:33 AM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
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Aren't we all trolls here?
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#595004 - 07/13/13 12:20 PM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
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I'm not.
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#595757 - 07/29/13 09:13 AM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
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Couple of Asians smoking pot and dancing.

click
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#595772 - 07/29/13 07:05 PM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
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No joy ! ^
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#595825 - 07/31/13 01:14 AM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Aren't we all trolls here?


I started out as a troll then realized no one could tell the difference here.
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#595835 - 07/31/13 05:11 AM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
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Cause there ain't any !
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#598605 - 09/12/13 10:05 AM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
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#598606 - 09/12/13 10:16 AM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
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#598732 - 09/14/13 03:01 PM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
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#598733 - 09/14/13 03:12 PM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
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#598739 - 09/14/13 05:57 PM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules



Jerky wins. [/thread]

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#598751 - 09/14/13 07:31 PM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
Jerkules Offline
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We can't end the thread yet man, I just found a bunch of pics that fit it. Granted I've probably posted the best already, but there is value in the others.
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#598781 - 09/15/13 08:32 AM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
Guess Offline
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Please share. Still looking for good videos of hardcore with girls on the nod.

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#598787 - 09/15/13 10:09 AM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
Jerkules Offline
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You like passed out messes?







This one got the lights on, but clearly no one is home.





looks like there was some amateur branding in her past.
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#598788 - 09/15/13 10:13 AM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
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#598889 - 09/15/13 08:32 PM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
Guess Offline
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
You like passed out messes?


No - I mostly just love ruining a girl's dope high with an orgasm.

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

This one got the lights on, but clearly no one is home.




I think her lids are scotch-taped open.

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#598897 - 09/15/13 09:28 PM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
Jerkules Offline
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Holy shit, yer right. I never zoomed in on it and noticed that. I hope she ain't a corpse.
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#598898 - 09/15/13 09:29 PM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
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that's not good.
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#598915 - 09/16/13 06:42 AM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Wasn't there a picture of Gen Padova smoking crack back in 06 or 07? She obviously doesn't pass the first requirement of this thread but it was a pretty sweet picture.
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#598918 - 09/16/13 07:06 AM Re: Hot and High [Re: Smelly Monkey]
Willie D Offline

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Originally Posted By: Smelly Monkey
Wasn't there a picture of Gen Padova smoking crack back in 06 or 07? She obviously doesn't pass the first requirement of this thread but it was a pretty sweet picture.
Are you referring to this?


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#598919 - 09/16/13 07:34 AM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Holy shit, yer right. I never zoomed in on it and noticed that. I hope she ain't a corpse.


Is there a Dead From Head to Toe thread?
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#598972 - 09/17/13 07:46 AM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
Jerkules Offline
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#599028 - 09/18/13 12:10 PM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
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These girls are so hideous looking, these pics would serve as a great anti-drug campaign.

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#599037 - 09/18/13 03:55 PM Re: Hot and High [Re: Willie D]
Generizer Offline
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Originally Posted By: Willie D
Originally Posted By: Smelly Monkey
Wasn't there a picture of Gen Padova smoking crack back in 06 or 07? She obviously doesn't pass the first requirement of this thread but it was a pretty sweet picture.
Are you referring to this?





Looks like Gia Paloma. No?

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#599038 - 09/18/13 04:10 PM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
Jerkules Offline
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Before I memorized your ass, I used to confuse your names myself.
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#599041 - 09/18/13 05:07 PM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
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Gen, yep that's Gia Paloma. Great ad. Vertigo shot great stuff and always imbedded the humorous fucked up porn back stories with their brand.

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#599044 - 09/18/13 06:05 PM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
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This is such a debauched thread. In the fucking sewer, baby.

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#599051 - 09/18/13 07:16 PM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
Jerkules Offline
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Thank you, Mr. Meat.
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#599057 - 09/18/13 09:22 PM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
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I really wish there were nudes of this next one.







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#599075 - 09/19/13 12:23 PM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Finish your fucking tattoo. Fuck.
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#599081 - 09/19/13 01:59 PM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
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Edited by Barry the Pirate (09/19/13 02:03 PM)
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#599082 - 09/19/13 02:06 PM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
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More.


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Edited by Barry the Pirate (09/19/13 02:08 PM)
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#599083 - 09/19/13 02:10 PM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Done.


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Edited by Barry the Pirate (09/19/13 02:11 PM)
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#599089 - 09/19/13 04:50 PM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
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Registered: 07/24/11
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Loc: Central US
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
You like passed out messes?







This one got the lights on, but clearly no one is home.





looks like there was some amateur branding in her past.


So are there videos that accompany these pictures? Cause I'm like writing this paper about sexuality and narcotics and could totally use more research marterial. Wouldn't even think about pleasuring myself to this pathetic trash, so don't go judging me. Wouldn't jerk off to it at all. No sir.

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#599090 - 09/19/13 04:58 PM Re: Hot and High [Re: Jerkules]
Jerkules Offline
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Not that I've seen. Usually the alleged vids of passed out chicks are butt centric or a guy jacking off on his sleeping girlfriend's face.
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