All these fucking stupid fucking reality shows. I can't stand it anymore. How many "wars" do we have to bear witness too? I'll watch storage wars from time to time with the sound down, but only because I really dig on Brandy's ridiculous tits. Give me my own fucking show. Fat, funny, loser. Coming this fall on TLC. I guarantee I can be more entertaining than these fucking asswipes fighting over baggage, and parking tickets and all that shit.