Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
Hello kitty?

I was with a girlfriend of mine at some store she dragged me to. One of those boutiques with all kids of women shit in it. I was 36 she was 28. We pass the "Hello Kitty" section of this bodega of silliness and her eyes light up. I look at her and say,

"Hello kitty! What? Are you twelve?"

The look of embarrassment and anger on her face was priceless.


I'm guessing she's friends with brandy Aniston. She has same HK tat on forearm. I don't know. Pardon me while I return to crying my eyeballs out.