Hello kitty?

I was with a girlfriend of mine at some store she dragged me to. One of those boutiques with all kids of women shit in it. I was 36 she was 28. We pass the "Hello Kitty" section of this bodega of silliness and her eyes light up. I look at her and say,

"Hello kitty! What? Are you twelve?"

The look of embarrassment and anger on her face was priceless.