Now the Russians want him out. He's become an annoyance. They've milked him and embarrassed the US. They should provide him cheap housing and a menial job somewhere in Novosibirsk. Make sure he has no internet connection or cellular service. Putin should turn old school and have some fat FSB guard garrote him during breakfast. Say he choked on a blini.

Potential landfall probability
Novosibirsk - .50
Caracas - .30
US Embassy Moscow - .10
Sturdy cardboard or pine box enroute to JFK - .10