From Jerky's fav site: CrazyDaysAndNights.net
It turns out this newly minted c-/D+ list celebrity for all the wrong reasons has way more things on film then anyone suspected. If you had drugs, she would do anything for them. Still will. She has been getting paid for sex long before she was ever legal.
Melissa King/ Former Miss Teen Delaware
This almost A list mostly movie actress has been talking smack about her ex-husband. Lots of smack. Her ex-husband is an A list mostly movie actor who just got married again. Our actress has been really experimenting with her sexuality lately with some of her more recent lovers. Anyway, she says that her ex-husband was the most boring lover she has ever had. Ever. Once she got over his good looks, she got tired of the five minutes spent in missionary and her complete lack of any kind of satisfaction for her.
Scarlett Johansson/Ryan Reynolds
For the second time in the past two years, this A list all movie actress is sleeping with a guy who also slept with her daughter.
Demi Moore
You would never know it by looking at her, but apparently this former B- list television and movie actress and now just a B list celebrity is a huge freak in the sheets. Mainly just skin and bones and cigarettes, apparently this celeb has no problems getting very dominant and using toys on her much older boyfriend.
Mary-Kate Olsen
This A++ list boy bander got to fulfill what he said was his biggest fantasy last night. He had sex with this former Baywatch actress.
Harry Styles/Pamela Anderson
This former A list athlete who may or may not play again has had lots of celebrity girlfriends, including an A list all movie actress. His current girlfriend left him for a short time but came back. While she was gone she told friends the athlete has a serious lack of manhood. Called him pinky boy.
Alex Rodriguez
This foreign born B list actress with the unusual name says that her fling with this very good looking and very unstable foreign born B list actor was short lived because he told her the only reason he liked her was that she reminded him of his 13 year old cousin and he always wanted her to act like a very young teen when they were in bed together. Even though our actress looks very young, she said the requests and his imagery was really sick.
Mia Wasikowska/Michael Fassbender
This A list all movie actress was overheard telling one of her people in advance that "when she won" at the SAG Awards that she would do the "tears thing," and then at the Academy Awards do the "humbled thing," because she said she had to "keep it fresh each time so the audience doesn't get bored." When her person asked if the actress would change things up if someone else won at the SAG Awards our actress said that no one else would win because if she thought otherwise she would not have bothered to show up and would have got sick, "like that other girl."
Anne Hathaway/Jennifer Lawrence (sick person)
This former almost A list mostly television actress calls her former co-star almost every week. Our former almost A lister has dropped down to a C list as far as work goes, although she does keep her name recognition high. She calls her former co-star because her former co-star has managed to keep working and staying a nice comfortable B-. Our former almost A lister wants work but her former co-star remembers how badly she was treated by the almost A lister and has told producers she will walk off the show if her former nemesis even gets a whiff of a guest star role.
Elizabeth Berkely/ Tiffani Amber Thiesen (saved by the bell)
Apparently this foreign born almost A list celebrity has talked to his A list actress wife about getting a divorce. Her response? It would be very inconvenient and that she is promoting a movie and would like to focus on that and her other movie coming out later this year and they can talk about it down the road. When this split does happen, it is going to be nasty despite how hard she will try to make it appear civilized. The things he wants to say.
Keith Urban/Nicole Kidman
This former almost A list reality star turned C list celebrity turned B- list reality star scared everyone recently when she passed out. She said it was the heat. More likely the fact she had not eaten in three days. When she was revived she allowed to be given one sip if juice before asking for her cigarettes and some sugar free Red Bull.
Nicole Ritchie
Apparently this A list female celebrity wanted to get married and have kids and wanted both in the next two seconds. Freaked out this other A list celebrity who told her no way and the split. The female celebrity already had rings picked out and bought for both of them.
Harry Styles/Taylor Swift
It is not so much that this keeps saying he is getting married A++ list mostly movie actor buys pot. I think most of us would be shocked if he didn't smoke pot. After seeing some of the things he has done, lately, I certainly hope he was on pot. The very very interesting thing is that when our A++ lister has gone to buy pot from his dispensary, he has had, for the last two or three times with him a barely out of her teens blonde and they are all over each other.
Brad Pitt
This B list celebrity who hosts a show or two and is recently married caused a big commotion yesterday. Reason? He never wears his wedding ring except when he is on the air because it interferes with his flirting vibe and yesterday when he went to put it on it came flying out of his pocket and rolled away causing a mad scramble to get it back and a laughing production crew who told him that is what he gets for not wearing it.
Mario Lopez
This C list mostly anything she can get for work actress is A++ list when it comes to name recognition and drinking and drugging. On Saturday night she was so wasted she had to crawl out of the club she was partying in but insisted she was ok to drive and got in the driver's seat of the car. Umm, not her car. She was carried out of that car and deposited in the hired car that had been arranged for her. She climbed over the front seat and dropped into the driver's lap and screamed at him that she wanted to drive. The friend with her told him to just start driving. The actress then puked on the floor of the car and passed out and had to be carried by the driver to the elevator of the building where she was staying.
Lindsay Lohan
A hotel doctor rushed to the room of this A list celebrity/singer after she was non-responsive when an assistant tried to wake her. The celebrity/singer had passed out from a combination of drugs and alcohol and the assistant was so freaked out she could not determine whether the celebrity/singer was breathing. It turns out she was and the doctor advised that the singer should sleep it off. The assistant said that was not possible because the celebrity/singer had to perform so the doctor gave her some type of shot which got her moving enough to at least be functional and another an hour later prior to her going to the performance.
Rhianna
What do you do if you are a rich and very bored A+ list celebrity on vacation? Well, if you are this guy you fly in escorts who look a lot like the person you want to steal and have no problems paying them $25K a night to act like that person too.
Simon Cowell
This former A list mostly television actress is now a B- list all movie actress with A list name recognition. She is also a huge diva even though she tries to pretend she isn't. This week her boyfriend called her out on it and did a series of impressions of her and her diva behavior in front of her friends. She was not amused and the pair slept in separate bedrooms and did not come anywhere near each other the final three days of their trip.
Jennifer Aniston/Justin Theroux
This C list mostly movie actress with A list name recognition had her heart broken when her boyfriend broke up with her. Apparently she got drunk one night and showed him the almost 1,000 naked and partially naked photos she had sent her ex. She had sent her then boyfriend of one year none. Apparently she also still has every text message and e-mail saved from that previous relationship and reads them constantly.
VanesssaHudgens. Ex being Zac Efron, who is gay. Sent him all the naked pix trying to get him to be sexually attracted to her, out of frustration. New boyfriend, who is straight, didn't need the pix / already wanted sex, so she didn't send him any and enjoyed not having to work hard, she saved the texts and emails, bc it's hellaconfusing being that age and not understanding why your gay boyfriend loves you but won't touch you. He's also a bigger star, so she hangs onto to the memorabilia and a remember when I was part of a young it couple. She was in love, though, with new guy. Being young himself, it's too complicated to understand..sees it as just her previous boyfriend and she must have liked him more. Nope... She just had to try wider and banged her head against wall...
It was probably the worst film experience either of them had ever had. Lucky for them they had each other. They did the movie together just because they thought it might be like that. They had already been through the lots of sex phase and now are just friends. He is an A+ list movie actor and she is really close to an A list movie actress. He gave her some protection against the constant groping and sexual harassment she received everyday. In fact, she is still getting it. It is even worse now because it is harder to escape the hands on the butt or the arm across her breasts while there are cameras shooting and interviews being given. It takes a much bigger effort to make it look graceful rather than the kicks to the balls or the retreating to the trailer during shooting. Our actor had his own problems as he was considered a goody goody even though it is not the case. He just doesn't like to spend his days and nights with hookers and booze so they made his life miserable and treated him like crap and pranked him everytime they could. They tried to get his lines cut and would harass his girlfriend when she would visit the set. They posted naked photos of her everywhere. No matter what though, the actress and actor stuck together and just went into their own little world together.
Ryan Gosling/Emma Stone
Gangster Squad
This B- list mostly television actress from a middling hit cable show never lets an interview get in the way of telling the world exactly what she is doing and selling and promoting. Her interviews sound like an interview with a NASCAR driver. Our actress lets the interviewer ask one question and then proceeds to list every project in which she involved and any recent accomplishments or awards she has also received, no matter how insignificant. One person who went on a date with the actress does not remember saying anything except hello and goodnight. The entire three hours in between was her talking non-stop about herself.
Olivia Munn
This former almost A list mostly television actress has turned into a hot mess. Despite her proclivity for charging a great deal for her services, sometimes all it takes is her having a few drinks and offering her a line of coke and a quick trip the bathroom stall to have her take care of a guy. Loud does not even begin to describe her at a party this past weekend when she did exactly that. Well, she likes to make sure the person gets their money's worth even if there was no money changing hands this time.
Pamela Anderson
One of the women who has dated the pint sized A list tweener recently told her friends that she kept wanting to have sex with the guy, but that no matter what she did or tried he just could not stand to attention so to speak. He said it has never happened before, but at least one other woman in the past few months has also shared the same story. Maybe he gets nervous? Shy because he is small?
Justin Bieber
This female talk show host was spotted kissing and hugging this a-hole of an A list celebrity and telling him how much she loved him and thought he was amazing and basically kissed his butt for several minutes and said she would love to have him on her show. Umm, this is the same person who has always come out as anti, but I guess she has turned to the dark side.
Chelsea Handler/Chris Brown
At an event for a shopping channel this week, this former B list reality star convict and now married B list celebrity/reality judge was with three of her people when she approached an elevator that had four people already waiting for its arrival. One of her people announced that the four people would have to wait until the next elevator because "Ms._______ does not ride in elevators with people she does not personally know."
Nicole Richie
This cable show is a really big hit. Big hits bring fighting. The thing is you should never fight with the boss who is also your co-star because she will hate you and you shouldn't expect to be back next season. You should kiss as much butt like the other co-stars who love being on the show despite their boss.
Girls/Lena Dunham/Zosia Mamet
It is always nice when you get along well with your ex. This is especially true if you work in the same industry and might even work together again really soon. No, this is not about Natalie Portman getting back together with her ex, although, you know, filming a movie with the ex while the husband is half a world away. Who knows what might happen. This is actually about an ex couple who is way more famous than Natalie Portman. The thing about them is they are both very discreet. She is an A list, mostly movie actress who can easily hide in the shadows despite her A+ list name recognition. Her ex is a shadow. I'm not exactly sure how he even stays upright at this point with as little as he eats. I'm pretty sure the botox he injects must be keeping him fed somehow. Although she is definitely with someone, he goes in and out of coupledom. About two years ago they started working on a project together because he needed some help getting it made and she can never say no to him. The next thing you know there were calls. Lots of calls. It took about six months before they saw each other again and it was electric. Maybe that is why they scheduled the lunch for a hotel restaurant. They ordered drinks and were in a room before appetizers could be bought to the table. As discreet as our actress is, her ex is a little more talkative and he has been letting it be known that he has an in with her and has been suing her name to get money for projects and she lets him. She also has sex with him about every two months, although there was the three straight says they had sex during the second week of last month. The tabloids are getting close to the scent of the story and it is a jaw dropper.
Angelina Jolie/Billy Bob Thornton
This actress is just about A list now. Mostly movies. Her actor boyfriend is a tool. Anyway, the couple were at an event this past week and had received a tip that a woman at the event was open to a threesome. Our actress is a big fan of them. The actor only dates and marries women who are fans of them. A comedy of errors ensued because there were two women with the same name. One was into it and one was not and our actress spent 30 minutes talking to the one who was not before she finally realized her error. Meanwhile, the actor was getting more and more agitated that the actress was not closing the deal and just walked out in a huff.
Ashton Kutcher/Mila Kunis
Have you wondered why this B list mostly television actress got back together with her foreign born B list celebrity boyfriend. Well, for one thing her ex did not focus on her enough which in her world translates to taking her to enough places and events and going out. When she ran into her ex at an event they were having sex within 20 minutes. She split with her then boyfriend shortly thereafter. Although she is extremely happy to be back with her ex, there is one thing she could do without and that is the threesomes he insists they have every week or two. This will be revealed.
Hayden Panettiere/Wladimir Klitschko/Scotty McKnight
This actress is B list. She used to be mostly movies but is now mostly television. She also has the worst luck when it comes to guys. Why? She is always trying to get guys to go out with her who can make her more famous. She remembers what it was like before her current hit cable show when no one wanted her for a role. She is convinced if she had been dating someone famous that she would have got roles sooner. Skewed thinking, but unless you are an A lister, she won't give you the time of day.
Emmy Rossum
This former A+++ list television actress and one of the most well known names to ever be an actress and who will always be well loved tried to walk into a restaurant the other night and be seated. The place was packed and she had no reservation. She was with one other person. Our actress talked to three different people at the place and no one had ever heard of her. When it became clear that star power was not going to get her a table, our actress, graceful as ever thanked them and walked out. One patron who saw it happen said it almost made him cry to watch it. It was the most awkward scene he had ever witnessed.
Mary Tyler Moore
You would never know it by looking at him and he collected model phone numbers by the pocketful, but this former almost A list television and movie actor from a very hit network show who is now a B-/C+ list all movie actor is one of the kinkiest actors out there. He is also the only one I have heard of who had sex at a show this year. After all the people had emptied out after one show, our actor and a model he had met before the show went at it right behind the front row of chairs.
Topher Grace
This Hunger Games B list actor who everyone has been told is in a very serious relationship got a 19 year old local teen pregnant while he was shooting in North Carolina. She is due in late spring. You just know our actor is going to want a paternity test, if only to keep his girlfriend mollified. So far she has not broken up with him over it because he says he never slept with the teen. She and her friends say otherwise.
Liam Hemsworth/Miley Cyrus
You will never find anyone in Hollywood who has had sex with this A+ list all movie actress. No matter how many stories are leaked which claims she is dating this actor or this person you have never heard of, she has never dated anyone other than as friends. The only thing that matters to her is acting. Lots of guys have asked her out and she has gone on a few dates, but no one has ever had sex with her.
Jessica Chastain
This former almost A list celebrity who is now a C lister has been sitting front row everywhere and designers are ticked off. At one show when she attempted to take her front row seat and the organizers saw who it was and not who it was supposed to be (A list celebrity who is very close to C lister) they told her she would have to move several rows back. Instead, the celebrity got her photo taken in the front row and then left rather than be towards the back with everyone else.
Ashlee Simpson
This foreign born celebrity will probably be a permanent B lister because of her history. She used to be A+ list along with some of her friends. She recently split with a guy after they had sex for the first time. She told one of her friends that when they were having sex he said, "I can't believe I'm having sex with_______." Yeah, he confused her with one of her friends.
Geri Halliwell/He called her Baby Spice (she was Ginger Spice)
Apparently this A list reality star/celebrity had a fit when he found out his B list still gorgeous celebrity that he was paying for was also seeing her A++ list celebrity ex. They had reconnected after several years and one thing led to another and the pair hooked up one weekend. The A list reality star freaked out and said he didn't share. Yes, ironic coming from him.
Simon Cowell/Carmen Electra/Prince
This A+ list all movie actor was at one of the top 10 restaurants in the world this week. Until he was recognized by someone they were not going to let him in because of what he was wearing. When they did let him in and he ordered he said that he wanted a cheeseburger and a milkshake and nothing else. His wife did not even seem phased by his outburst and ordered off the menu and didn't cause any scene.
Mark Wahlberg
This C list celebrity lasted two dates with this A list television and movie actress who has spent most of the last decade in television on some very popular shows. They had sex after the second date and the actress told the celebrity what the names of her breasts were and that he should refer to them by their individual names. She also spent 20 minutes asking him which one he liked better. She got genuinely upset when he could not remember the name of one of them. He said he was so distracted by her talking about them and other topics that it was the strangest sex he has ever had and not something he ever wanted to repeat.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Apparently this A list celebrity and a-hole got physical with his A list celebrity girlfriend. She should have known it was coming. No hitting, but he did throw her against a doorway and kept her pressed against it by choking her around her neck. There was another incident where he had her on the ground and held his foot against her throat. After the second one they didn't see each other for a few days and he went and found someone else to be with for a week.
Chris Brown/Rihanna
It was just like old times when this A list female celebrity got together with this former B list actress who is now a solid C-. They were involved in a love triangle, but the A list female celebrity wanted no part of it this week when they got together again. The C lister thought she could reignite the flame but the A lister said that she is not into women any longer and that the C lister looked awful and the most the A lister would do for her is buy her lunch. She also threw in a pack of cigarettes.
Britney Spears/Lindsay Lohan
This former almost A list all movie actress now struggles to find any work and part of it has to do with the fact that she has a little bit of crazy in her. At an event this week she was walking around the event in a fur coat and apparently nothing else. During cocktails she kept walking up to people and telling them she was naked under her fur and did they want to see. She did the same thing during dinner while also refusing to drink anything other than what she brought in a flask.
Liza Minelli
This A list celebrity is becoming twisted and demented for being such a young tweener. with so many women wanting to have sex with him, he has a new game before he will consider it. They have to be with his friend or friends first and they have to have sex in a place they might get caught. Our celebrity really enjoys it when his friends take one of these women and have sex with them in one of his cars because he has cameras installed in the rearview mirror of the cars. Very very recently one of his friends was making such a sex run when something happened.
Justin Bieber
This woman is an A list celebrity and C list pretty much everything she else she does except diva-ing. She gets an A for that. Anyway, she has cited work demands as the reason she is not doing much press for her latest project. The fact that the project sucks and she wants to distance herself from it is one thing, but the other is that she is ticked off that none of her people could find a a guy or an event willing to pay her $1M to come perform. She was supposed to go to one particular city but canceled when no one could get her a party to perform at for big bucks. Her employers are ticked off and are threatening to sue her for not showing up and not working like she should have. It doesn't matter. Nothing is going to help her latest project and no one is desperate to give her another.
Jennifer Lopez/Parker
This blind item is so easy, it is barely blind. This newly announced baby mama of an A list all movie actor has a past that no one is talking about. Although she is a model she has also earned money being a topless blackjack dealer for bachelor parties and always making sure the bachelor has a good time.
Jeremy Renner/Sonni Pacheco
This former A list all movie actress with A+ name recognition was all set to hook up with this B list all movie actor who used to be A list. Then our former A lister got distracted and ended up running to the bathroom every few minutes because she said she was having a bad reaction to all the pills she had taken mixing with the booze and was trying to throw it all up so the two could have fun later without her passing out or having a possible seizure at his place. Apparently that was enough for the actor to say he would just go home alone because he had a busy day.
Demi Moore/Jude Law
What former A list reality star was at Sundance offering herself up for interviews with any media outlet that would take her? There were no takers. None. Publicists were begging, but no one wanted anything to do with the former hated reality star.
Paris Hilton
This very recent reality star is already making demands and acting like a diva. Apparently she thinks she is the biggest star on a reality show despite her not being in anything ever before and is driving everyone crazy. When someone pointed out the long entertainment history of one of the cast members, our recent star said, "But what has she done lately? Everyone knows me."
Katherine Webb
Look beyond the fake smiles that these two B list celebrities manage for their television show cameras, because behind the scenes the pair can't stand each other. She wants him fired because she is jealous of all the attention he is getting and he can't believe how much she tries to stab him in the back and how nasty she is when the cameras are turned off. Hatred might not be too strong of a word for how these two feel about each other.
Michael Strahan/Kelly Ripa
What former A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee told his wife that she should leave the event they were at together because people would be mobbing him and as a star he needed to give them his full attention. Sounds so oily, but that is what he is. His wife left and he spent time taking photos and gathering as many phone numbers from models as he could. He was telling them he could give them some acting tips.
Kevin Costner
This a-hole of a singer was at a club for five minutes when a group of women approached him. He said he was busy and wanted to know which one, if any would have sex with him right then. One woman said she would so they went upstairs to a hotel room and had sex and then came back down after.
Chris Brown
This B list reality star from a very hit network reality show spent her time at Sundance going from one swag suite to the next picking up as much as she could and is selling it all on ebay. No wonder she was asking for two or three of every item. With as much stuff as she got, she will probably make close to $50K.
Karina Smirnoff
This former A list all movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has dropped to a B because of her crippling depression which makes her unable to work much had a recent relapse. She had been doing much better and had been taking her meds, but decided she didn't need them and ended up holed up in her hotel room out of the country for a few days and would not come out. Finally she let one of her friends in who said that our actress needed to be at an event and that she was getting paid to be there and our actress got up, got dressed and was out the door and acted like nothing had happened. She is really on the edge.
Catherine Zeta Jones
This former B list tweener and now an actress out looking for a job was barred from bringing her unemployed, homeless, boyfriend to this reunion party of a very very hit tweener show for which they both used to work. Our actress showed up anyway and was whacked out of her mind on something so photos of her at the party acting crazy have all been confiscated. They think. Her parents want to do an intervention.
Jennette McCurdy (iCarly co-star)
I probably did not need to know this or imagine it in my head, but the ex-girlfriend of this LA Lakers player is telling everyone that the player pleasures himself in his sleep. Loudly. Every night. Want me to narrow it down? Foreign born Lakers player.
Steve Nash
This A+ list mostly movies now Academy Award winner/nominee actor has always been known for his sense of humor and willingness to do anything if it sounds fun. At least he has always claimed it. This Academy Award winner/nominee B- list actress decided to put him to the test. While making a movie together she challenged him on the very first day with a list of 20 things and bet him $25K as to who could finish the list first. The catch was that each item on the list had to be witnessed by someone who needed to sign off. there were childish things like stealing everything from the craft service table and taking it to your trailer, but there were also things like stand naked outside your trailer for 30 seconds in the daylight. Apparently they both did that and had some people watching too who were the witnesses. Another of the items was to have phone sex while on the set, loud enough for people to actually stare. They both did that too. Surprisingly, one of the items that was hardest for him to accomplish was finding five people to make out with. Apparently despite the best efforts of the very good looking actor, it took him almost the entire shoot to find five women willing to make out with him. The actress had no such problems and found five takers in a matter of minutes and had them lined up and signing off on her list. The one thing our actress did not do was have sex with the actor who tried and tried. She did end up having sex with another of her co-stars but she said it was purely a stress reliever and told him not to bother calling her, or thinking it was going to happen again.
George Clooney/Anna Kendrick
It cost her $1000 which she had to write a check for last night after being busted by a pap, but this A list all movie actress still has never allowed herself to be photographed smoking which is shocking considering she smokes at least a pack a day. When she flies she has been known to go through a pack of nicotine gum.
Nicole Kidman
This former almost B+ list all movie actress dropped to a C and was hovering around a D. She tried to bring herself back up by getting involved in a relationship with what she perceived to be a bigger celebrity than her. She got some press, but it was not until she managed to get a hot television show that she began to climb back up the list. Even though she is still a B- she acts like she is A+ and expects to be treated like it. Her almost A list mostly movie actor co-star on the show called her out in front of everyone and said she got a lucky break and to treat everyone accordingly. Has not happened.
Emmy Rossum/Adam Duritz/Shameless/William Macy
This almost A list comedic actor who is A list not really for his movies, but for everything else he does managed to convince this C list celebrity ex-wife of an A list actor to sleep with the comedic actor. he said he could cleanse her of all her issues. She fell for it. She has also started showing up around his place and attending the same classes he attends.
Russell Brand/Brooke Mueller
When they talk about reality shows, it is going to have to be very real for this B list celebrity who, without the show would be a D until the next Olympics. Apparently he is so dumb that unless significant editing is done on the show he is going to look like an idiot. He can't seem to manage to re-shoot anything without looking stiff and the only talent he appears to have is showing off his body and telling women who he is. When they draw a blank he then pulls out his phone and shows them photos of his accomplishments. He has nothing else going for him.
Ryan Lochte
This former A list tweener who is now still a B list celebrity who can't decide if she is an actress or a singer is really worried. Really worried. She has never been tested for any STD's, because even though she had unprotected sex with her former A list tweener boyfriend, he always told her he had protected sex with everyone he cheated with. Turns out he has never had protected sex with anyone and the tweener is freaking out and scared of what her doctor will tell her.
Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez
"I don't want anyone to notice me so I don't need any special attention or people with me." Five minutes later when no one is actually noticing the A+ list all movie actress she asks for police and "two or three" people from the airline to walk with her because she felt threatened. There was no one who noticed her until she started with her demands.
Anne Hathaway
She is a foreign born B list actress. She probably has another year or so of that status until her fame begins to wear off. A franchise will do that to you. You get that afterglow, but if you don't do anything with it, then at some point you just become a footnote in movie history and a regular at conventions signing your autograph and answering the same questions repeatedly. Our actress is aware of all this but she can't seem to change her goody goody image. She is stuck in roles she doesn't want and also, no one really wants her. They think of her as her character and she can't break out of it. She also thinks she is a better actress than she is. Money is not an issue for our actress. She has plenty. She also has a string of boyfriends who tired of her neediness and constant reassurance she requires to make it through a day. She would love to do Playboy, but her parents would kill her and that means a lot to her. She would love to do a hard R movie with a sex scene, but the two she has auditioned for she didn't get because it was just so hard to take her seriously at it. The producers thought about it for the publicity aspect of it, but the film would bomb with her in it as a lead actress. She has thought about being caught with drugs but she doesn't use them. She rarely drinks either and when she does just gets giggly and falls asleep within a few minutes. She has actually been in trouble once. Kind of. She just doesn't know if she can do that again because she is so shy.
Emma Watson
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