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#640069 - 08/15/16 07:31 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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Precision hairs trimmer at Big Lots for $5. I specifically bought it to trim nostril hairs to make it more pleasant for the girls at the titty bar to bite my dick through my khakis and rise up towards my face to faux kiss my from below. You gave up on the sweatpants, huh?
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#640071 - 08/15/16 07:34 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I wonder how common that is for people to color their pubic hair.
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#640074 - 08/15/16 07:39 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Demon Spawn
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I don't actually remember that I ever did wear sweatpants for that sort of thing but there was certainly a time when I had a sweatpant mindset. But that was self defeating and only perpetuated the alienation I felt. I truly just want to be accepted. I intend no harm and just want to give everyone I think is pretty a cum tribute with their consent.
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#640081 - 08/15/16 01:18 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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In addition to the trimming of nostril hairs for the dancers I shave the base of my dick and my scrotum with a disposable razor just in case one of them says "What the hell. Get it out. You're cute." But the problem is this way of shaving carelessly leaves tiny wounds that look suspicious and infected so even if I am allowed to get it out I will no doubt be demanded to put it right back in even though I'm not contagious. I use a beard trimmer on my junk. Got a tuft of grays right at the base of my dick and trimming them down is less shameful than using Just For Men. Trimming down is mandatory for everyone no matter what age. It's called basic grooming and hygiene.
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#640104 - 08/15/16 10:13 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Trimming down is mandatory for everyone no matter what age. It's called basic grooming and hygiene. I just read that full bush on a woman is actually more hygienic. It acts as a natural barrier from bacteria and some types of STD's. I limit the grooming of my junk to keeping the shaft totally hairless.
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#640108 - 08/16/16 12:26 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Zara has Wayyyyy better brushed chinos and cheaper. Their fabric and cut makes them look less office-y than Banana Republic's.
No these are fly trust me. Zara always has mystery meat employees (not unlike your Armenians, except we don't have Armenians here) and they fucking suck. They are usually just looking at their phones. BR has helpful wasps. Lotta fags, but helpful.
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#640109 - 08/16/16 12:41 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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New iPad Pro 9.7" 256gigs. I plan to cram it with as many movies as I can before I go to Greece. Seeing the douchey people who shop at Apple's retail stores makes me see why some people hate Apple products.
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#640127 - 08/16/16 09:40 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Gag Factor Guru
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#640136 - 08/17/16 02:03 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Maranto's Italian Bread and frozen Seafood Ravioli from Scittino's Italian Market and Restaurant on Edmondson Avenue in Catonsville. I am brand loyal to Maranto's Italian bread because it is crusty. The Seafood Ravioli was OK, but seemed to be dominated by pollack with damn few shrimp or lobster. I doubt I will ever but that again. since other options such as Tortellini with Sausage and Peppers seem more appealing. There is something about seafood, given its high price, that encourages the worst angels of our natures. Most seafood mongers I have known have rather Trumpish shall we say.
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#640214 - 08/18/16 06:30 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Havana Club rum from Cuba purchased at the Duty Free shop in Frankfurt before taking off for Greece.
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#640327 - 08/21/16 08:33 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Angry Birds Movie DVD & Blu Ray combo Red Bird Edition. Comes w/ a bonus DVD of Angry Bird cartoons and stick on Red Bird eyebrows. $19.99 + tax & shipping from Target.
On Amazon it was $59.99, I googled to see what the bonus stuff was, and saw that the edition was a Target Exclusive, and only $19.99 there. My kid wouldn't put on the clown nose we got at Ringling Bros, but I wonder if he would put on the eyebrows.
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#640391 - 08/23/16 08:08 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Gag Factor Guru
Porn Jesus
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#640457 - 08/26/16 05:08 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Elder of Zion
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A ton of new old stock porn dvds. Here is the hilarious ad I found on Craigslist: Uncle Steve's Porn Stash - $10 I came across Steve's porn stash in storage. (and there is a lot of it) Banker boxes filled with straight porn (young collage age Hustler's barely legal and GGW vacation break stuff) each box containing 60-70 DVD's.----Most are new and never viewed.----- Be of legal age and buy the box as they are. 10.00 each box. I just found more boxes in the back of the storage unit. Please don't ask for pics. I just want to clear it out. I figure for 10 bucks you can find something in the box that you would like, it is still a deal --------------------------------------------------------------- I was not able to cherry pick the ones I wanted, but I was allowed to glance through dozens of bankers boxes crammed full of porn dvds. Many were complete series runs, or close to it. I was looking to find Meatholes, but I only found #7 and #8. I did find Swirlies 1 and 2 though. Plus, about a dozen Euro style Ninn and Dorcel ones and a few retro Suze collections. Charin- notice I found Gag Factor 1-17 and a bunch of gag and throat fuck others. There were boxes I left behind of Playboy and Hustler DVDs, a couple of boxes of Girls Gone Wild style stuff, and boxes organized by interest. The bottom pic is mostly non-serial random titles. I paid $30 and took approx 240 new dvds.
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#640462 - 08/26/16 07:03 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#640464 - 08/26/16 07:30 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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polkadot dress shirt. socks that don't go past the ball of the ankle so you don't see them.
1955 Bulova '23' Sunburst wristwatch. It's sharp as hell. Got a really good deal on it.
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#640474 - 08/27/16 05:09 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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A plasma lighter and an automatic liquid soap dispenser from Amazon. Some digital music. Best of Tears for Fears and Best of Psychedelic Furs.
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#640489 - 08/28/16 08:31 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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A ton of new old stock porn dvds. Here is the hilarious ad I found on Craigslist: Uncle Steve's Porn Stash - $10 I came across Steve's porn stash in storage. (and there is a lot of it) Banker boxes filled with straight porn (young collage age Hustler's barely legal and GGW vacation break stuff) each box containing 60-70 DVD's.----Most are new and never viewed.----- Be of legal age and buy the box as they are. 10.00 each box. I just found more boxes in the back of the storage unit. Please don't ask for pics. I just want to clear it out. I figure for 10 bucks you can find something in the box that you would like, it is still a deal --------------------------------------------------------------- I was not able to cherry pick the ones I wanted, but I was allowed to glance through dozens of bankers boxes crammed full of porn dvds. Many were complete series runs, or close to it. I was looking to find Meatholes, but I only found #7 and #8. I did find Swirlies 1 and 2 though. Plus, about a dozen Euro style Ninn and Dorcel ones and a few retro Suze collections. Charin- notice I found Gag Factor 1-17 and a bunch of gag and throat fuck others. There were boxes I left behind of Playboy and Hustler DVDs, a couple of boxes of Girls Gone Wild style stuff, and boxes organized by interest. The bottom pic is mostly non-serial random titles. I paid $30 and took approx 240 new dvds. Teagan's Juice sounds like an interesting title.
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#640490 - 08/28/16 08:33 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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P.S. Are we sure "Uncle Steve" isn't our former admin? Were all the titles from JMProductions?
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#640491 - 08/28/16 01:02 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
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Very little JM in the collection. Seems the guy was a hoarder/OCD case who would like a title, so he would go and buy every volume of the title he liked. Of the dvds I've found that are open, each has a little torn bit of paper inside the case with the advertisement for that title shoved inside the case. Many of the dvds still have retail price stickers on them.
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#640494 - 08/28/16 07:20 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Demon Spawn
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Did you get the one where JeffMike put SDimp's poem on the back of the box?... She I be proud of that, do you figure? Though they did make a very crucial change, dragging the word "whore" into it, which was exactly counter to the original "poem"'s intent? I have to admit that I'm thrilled that I was indirectly involved in a pornographic production that Ashley Blue took part in. Loooove that lady.
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#640518 - 08/29/16 05:28 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
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Where is the thread where Charin reviews all the Gag Factors? Or....Hey Charin, which of #1-17 Gag Factors are must keeps? Other than #5?
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#640519 - 08/29/16 06:19 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Gag Factor Guru
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#640529 - 08/29/16 09:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Where is the thread where Charin reviews all the Gag Factors? Or....Hey Charin, which of #1-17 Gag Factors are must keeps? Other than #5? What makes 5 so good? Is that what Aurora's duck sounds are from?
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#640530 - 08/29/16 09:51 PM
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Demon Spawn
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What makes 5 so good? Is that what Aurora's duck sounds are from? Yes of course. Interesting fact: one of the titles that Kubrick toyed with before settling upon 'Eyes Wide Shut' for the title of Schnitzler's 'Dream Novel' was "Gag Factor Five". I realize this sounds incredible bit it is true.
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#640537 - 08/30/16 07:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
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275 bucks worth of comics from Mile High in Denver for 113.00. 60% off sale Not really a purchase but got my note 4 replaced after the original wouldn't go out of safe mode. Oh, I did buy a screen protector for the new one. 40 some odd fucking dollars! New Ipod touch [blue] 16 gb. Mostly for use in my caddy and loaded with blues right now.
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#640542 - 08/31/16 05:01 AM
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^ If you have an "Inverted Jenny" then you have a small fortune.
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#640543 - 08/31/16 05:49 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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If Sock has an inverted Jenny... ...Her Head's Upsidedown.
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#640582 - 09/01/16 07:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
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^ Excellent observation. After his requisite fifth of rotgut gin the Jenny in question will right herself up, all on her own.
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#640609 - 09/02/16 06:36 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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Rockport Penney loafers 71 bucks
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#640614 - 09/02/16 12:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
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these ultra soft tees from a shop that specializes in tacky fag clothes. my barber is in the back . only nice thing they had.
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#640628 - 09/03/16 12:50 PM
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Elder of Zion
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The guy who was liquidating the "Uncle Steve's" porn stash texted me this morning to say he'd found the missing Meatholes DVDs. He gave them to me today. Yee-haw! Oh, and I sold off most of the chaff for $80 so far. Not bad, a fifty buck profit and I still have about 60 dvds to go through.
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#640631 - 09/03/16 06:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Are those full Meatholes scenes, or the post 2006? edits?
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#640644 - 09/04/16 02:41 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
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Fuck if I know. How do I tell?
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#640651 - 09/04/16 05:16 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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5 CD set from Tucky Buzzard and an anthology of The End their early iteration. Bill Wyman Produced.
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#640733 - 09/08/16 01:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
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little sandalwood bracelet.
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#640735 - 09/08/16 04:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Tissot Sea Star Seven. Mid 70's. Under a hundred which is nice. There are some deals if you hunt around ebay.
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#640737 - 09/08/16 09:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Tissot Sea Star Seven. Mid 70's. Under a hundred which is nice. There are some deals if you hunt around ebay. I like that. Simple and classy.
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#640744 - 09/09/16 05:36 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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Bulova and Titan watches 130 and 64 bucks respectively.
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#640767 - 09/11/16 04:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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So how many wrist watches do you guys own?
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